Poll: Which God is the best God?

[Fox12]

Let's get blasphemous.

There are many faiths, and many followers. Most people focus on things like love, inner peace, and charity. But we don't care about that. We care about which one is the most powerful of the gods. Because, no matter which religion is right, I apparently want to guarantee my place in purgatory.

 

[BathorysGraveland2]

I'm going to go with Thor, just because Norse (and related Germanic Pagan religions) mythology interests me the most. That said, Ra is a second choice as Egyptian mythology is perhaps the coolest and most interesting of all, I just don't know that much about it yet. Hindu mythology also seem to be composed of very interesting gods, but like Egyptian mythology, I don't know a lot about it.

But yeah, Thor man. His conflict with Jormungandr is pretty cool.

 

[Michel Henzel]

It's obvious, it can be none other than Ceiling cat.

/Thread

 

[TakerFoxx]

Technically, Odin outranked Thor.

And the answer should be obvious: Madoka is.

 

[NeutralDrow]

Boccob the Uncaring, of course.

...what, you expected me to say Lolth? Neutral Drow, people, yeesh.

 

[spartenX]

I can't help but notice that Lord Helix got snubbed by this pole.

 

[Frezzato]

This poll is missing the pancake stuck to the Simpsons' ceiling, therefore it is invalid.

 

[Johnny Impact]

My god has a bigger dick than your god!
-George Carlin

I'm going with Zeus. Slaying titans, throwing lightning bolts, gettin' it on with tons of mortal women, and leading a fractious, dysfunctional family of fellow superbeings.

 

[Fox12]

I'm sorry, but you seem to have accidentally left my name out of the poll.

I can't help but notice that Lord Helix got snubbed by this pole.

This poll is missing the pancake stuck to the Simpsons' ceiling, therefore it is invalid.

Sorry, but we only recognize real religions here.

 

[kyp275]

I'm sorry, but you seem to have accidentally left my name out of the poll.

I can't help but notice that Lord Helix got snubbed by this pole.

This poll is missing the pancake stuck to the Simpsons' ceiling, therefore it is invalid.

Sorry, but we only recognize real religions here.

I'm sorry, but you seem to have left out the most important choice:

Remember always, she died for our sins!

 

[Fox12]

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Sure, she died for our sins. But can she rock?

Spoiler

 

[Zontar]

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Ladies, please, you're both pretty.

 

[Gordon_4_v1legacy]

Throwing my lot in with Thor, and by extension, Odin - if only for that meme about Jotuns.

 

[Boris Goodenough]

Grandfather Nurgle of course, he gives what he promises and takes what he asked for and nothing more.

 

[JaceArveduin]

Illuvatar of course. He created the universe by music, and then let the universe solve it's own damn problems.

I'm also a big fan of Gilean, because the the God of Knowledge (and leader of balance) is going to be a great guy.

Then there's also Tyr, because War and Justice must be preserved! Or something like that.

 

[DerangedHobo]

None of the above, it's Satan. Satan is the most shit on, abused, scape-goated entity in all of scripture. He's the whipping boy for the ego of man and deity alike. It's bullshit.

HAIL SATAN

Edit: Oh and if Satan is no bueno then I'm going to default to Slaanesh.

 

[CrystalShadow]

I'm sorry, but you seem to have accidentally left my name out of the poll.

I can't help but notice that Lord Helix got snubbed by this pole.

This poll is missing the pancake stuck to the Simpsons' ceiling, therefore it is invalid.

Sorry, but we only recognize real religions here.

I'm sorry, but you seem to have left out the most important choice:

Remember always, she died for our sins!

Oh yes. Madoka! She saved us all!

Or Q. but he's a jerk, so who cares... XD

Edit: By the way, the existence of multiple religions is what destroys the argument behind Pascal's wager... >_>

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

Out of the choices, Haruhi is the only one I'd bend my knee to.
Know any other gods that play guitar on-screen?

 

[Mad World]

I'm Christian, so I'm obviously going to go with Yahweh; only one I believe in. Out of curiosity, how many of the ones listed are supposedly omniscient, omnipresent and omnipotent (or any combination of)?