Poll: Which God is the best God?

[freaper]

You guys might not realize it, but you're all children of the one true god,

Spoiler: and it doesn't give two shits about you.

 

[lechat]

It's not even debatable. Yaweh is omnipotent and omni present and is also as far as i know the only god whose word is truth so if it ever came to fistcuffs between the gods apart from the fact the dude could kick everyone else in the nuts from all directions at the same time he could also just say he won the fight before it even happens and retcon reality.

 

[DefunctTheory]

Yahweh, pretty much unquestionably. The Abrahamic religions really know how to craft an OP God.

 

[lordmardok]

Well in a thread like this, there is really only 1 way for me to answer.

Spoiler

KNEEL HERETICS! LEST THE EMPEROR JUDGE YE UNWORTHY!
ONLY HE CAN SAVE HUMANITY FROM THE CORRUPTION OF CHAOS!
/largeham

On the one hand, I totally agree. On the other hand I only agree because, for people who've actually read the books, they know that the Emperor's whole thing was mass deicide via the extermination of all religious worship in favor of the secular Imperial Truth. PRAISE THE EMPEROR!

 

[BeerTent]

What?! No Bastet!?

I am disappointed! How can anyone say no to a kitty-goddess?

(Other than the christian god and Buddha, Bastet's the only one I've ever taken any amount of time to look into, and the only one I've found an inkling of likeability. Woe is Tent?)

 

[RariShyZealot]

Princess Celestia.

I am offended that she isn't on your list.

Spoiler

ALL HAIL PRINCESS CELESTIA, GODDESS OF THE SUN; ELDER OF THE ALICORN TETRARCHY; RULER OF ALL THAT HER LIGHT TOUCHES!


I put my vote on her too, is what I mean...

 

[Shiftygiant]

Yahweh, but only in his human form of Yeshua; dude was rad. In his celestial form Yahweh's an overpowered dick.

 

[Gretha Unterberg]

Hello, do you have a moment to talk about our lord and devourer Quetzalcoatl?

 

[Fijiman]

COILY BE PRAISED!

 

[Vicarious Reality]

Best?
Hard to say, instictively i would say Ra, living without him for several months has a way of making you appreciate his boat

I find it interesting how the egpytians consider Set to be evil and god of thunder with Horus as good and god of the sky... my local thunder god would be Thor, or more accurately perhaps, Horagalles

 

[Darth Rosenberg]

Easy: Causality rules all...

If not that, I'd go with, er, Thor. Because he's an Avenger.

 

[ariyana]

How will you measure god's power? If you all have faith in God then please don't use such words like silly, idiot.

 

[Silentpony_v1legacy]

You're all heretics and scum!
Praise Be to the Golden Throne! Hail the God-Emperor of Mankind!

Spoiler

 

[Eddie the head]

Yahweh, pretty much unquestionably. The Abrahamic religions really know how to craft an OP God.

More like retcon them grater and grater power over time. Like superman.

 

[Rabish Bini]

Psh, that one's easy. It's Yahweh or the highway.



... Sorry