Poll: Who is the biggest bastard in Game of Thrones? Season 3 spoilers

[Erttheking]

There are a lot of people in Game of Thrones who frankly aren't very nice people, that's obvious. But among them who's the biggest prick? Joffery seems like a rather obvious answer, but let's stop and think about this for a second. The Mountain is a known murderer and rapist who crushed the skull of an infant and stuffed his brother's face in a fire, Tywin makes everyone in the series look like a loving father by comparison and crushes everyone who stands against him, Cersei is a selfish, paranoid ***** who enjoys torturing Sansa a little at points, Littlefinger is willing to let the entire world burn just to forward his own position, Walder Frey and Roose Bolton were the driving forces the Red Wedding along with Tywin, and Ramsey....Jesus Fucking Christ, Ramsey. He's Joffery if Joffery had the balls to do his maiming himself. In other words he's a hundred times more terrifying, IMHO.

So, what do you think?

 

[Julius Terrell]

Dude no one can out-asshole Joffery.

It is intrinsic to his nature that he is to be the singular most ponciest ponce to ever ponce across the poncing parlor. Seriously look at this asshole:

I had to resist punching the bloody TV screen because the actor so perfectly captures the characters assholery from the novels.

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I will say that Tywin Lanaster is a very close second with that old guy that was at the red wedding third in my book. Also, somebody needs to kill the imp's sister. I can't stand that *****! She just thinks she so fucking great!! I want the dragon chick to come and roast most of them. Imp needs to just fuck them and get out while he still can. That guy deserves a lot better than that family of butchers.

 

[Casual Shinji]

Hey ert, good to have you back!

OT: Right now... Walder Frey. I know Joffrey is a popular answer, but we've pretty much already seen all the bad he's able to do. Also, we know he's getting duped by his queen to be, and is constantly getting mocked by Tyrion. He's still a little asshole ofcourse, but the routine of it has set in and he just seems more and more impotent as time goes on.

Walder Frey on the other hand...

Spoiler

...invited the Starks into his home under the banner of comradery and then slit their throats. There's a reason there's so many reaction videos of that particular episode on Youtube... It's because most people didn't see it coming at all, me included.

So yeah, Walder Frey, the sick underhanded old fuck. I hope Arya feeds him his fucking heart.

 

[DarkhoIlow]

Although I find Joffery to be my most hated character I think I will not go with the mainstream and actually go with Walder Frey instead.

I already knew what would happen before the actual episode, but seeing it in action really raised him on my hate list. There isn't much information to my knowledge (I haven't read all of them) that he will get his dues in books so I'm curious to see how Arya will get revenge on him.

 

[Happiness Assassin]

Walder Frey or Roose Bolton. Their betrayals were truly assholish to the n-th degree and they showed no remorse for the cold-blooded murder of hundreds or thousands of their former allies. Extra point goes to Roose though and his bastard for what happened to Winterfell.

 

[Adventurer2626]

I have to agree with the OP. Joffrey's a douche because he's a spoiled teenager with unimaginitive torture fantasies. Ramsay is much more so and he has a few ideas coupled with a sense of irony. I'd even go so far as to put Walder Frey in the no. 2 spot above Joffrey because Frey made a conscious choice to betray his liegelord and King. Robb should have seen Roose coming from a mile away but he's just so...inobtrusive.

 

[AidoZonkey]

Joffery seems to always top the 'Biggest Barstard' list. I mean Little Finger has possibly done worse from a moral perspective and Walder Frey does have the a certain episode that does raise him above most, but Joffery is a barstard in every sense of the word.

Spoiler

He is the offspring of a his mother and his uncle, hes whinny when it comes to enforcing his his might, he takes other peoples dirty work and holds it up like he did it and above all else he cut of Nedard Starks head and for that no matter how many Red Weddings Walder Frey throws, he can't though Joffery off his seat of Bastardum

 

[mrhappy1489]

I'm going to go with Tywin Lannister. While Roose Bolton and Walder Frey executed the Red Wedding, Tywin was the mastermind. He gave them protection for what they did and killed off the Northerners without sullying his hands, letting the Frey's cop all the flack. There are a multitude of other reasons why, which I could go into explicit detail about, but for now all I'll say is that Tywin's a **** and I hope he rots in 7 hells for what he did.

 

[Teoes]

Yeah, Joff's a sadistic, psychopathic little turd, but he's a child and gets others to do a lot of his dirty work.

Ramsey Snow is similar to Joff but worse for being older and more experienced and being more than happy to do all of his own dirty work; but then a lot of what makes him so bad are the deeds carried out alongside Reek, so it's not ALL teh bastard. Walder Frey gets my vote for dat betrayal.

 

[The Inquisitive Mug]

Definitely going Ramsay on this one. Joffery is a douche and a half, but...

Spoiler

...at least he never cut anyone's dick off.

 

[Reaper195]

As much as I dislike Joffery, he's just a power-mad teenager with parent issues. Walder Frey on the other hand out-right betrayed a completely just and true cause and group of characters. He wins 'Celestial **** of the decade' award.

 

[e033x]

Technically, there is only two bastards on the list, Joffrey and Ramsay, and Ramsay being the oldest and physically biggest, he is actually the sole choice for biggest bastard of Westeros.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I think everyone would like this blog morphing Joffry and Justin Beiber Are there any actual bastards in GoT? You know out of wedlock kids.

 

[Guy from the 80's]

Joffrey by far, but hes also very funny. Remember the scene where Tywin is summoned to the council, and Joffrey cant hide his eager to tell about the red wedding.

Tywin : killed any kittens today
Joffrey : Show him the note, show him!

 

[King of Asgaard]

I love Tywin Lannister, he's easily my favourite character, with Tyrion being the close second.
Now that that's out of the way, my vote goes to Joffrey, for being the character we all love to hate.

 

[King of Asgaard]

Joffrey by far, but hes also very funny. Remember the scene where Tywin is summoned to the council, and Joffrey cant hide his eager to tell about the red wedding.

Tywin : killed any kittens today
Joffrey : Show him the note, show him!

You're thinking of Tyrion, the Imp.
Tywin is his father, the man who single-handedly crushed Robb's rebellion.

I think everyone would like this blog morphing Joffry and Justin Beiber Are there any actual bastards in GoT? You know out of wedlock kids.

Yeah, I think 3 of the main cast thus far are actual bastards.

Captcha: i know nothing!
Considering we're talking about GoT bastards, this gives me more reason to believe captcha is at least semi-sentient.

 

[Ulquiorra4sama]

I imagine Walder Frey should get that honor, not only because of his betrayal at the Red Wedding, but the man doesn't ever care when he outlives his wives or when his wives get killed.

There's also that nickname of his "The Late Walder Frey" and how it's possible he simply held back to see which way the battle at the Trident went before showing up and saying "Oh i was totally gonna join you guys who won".

So he's a backstabbing craven and a sociopath. Good on you, you old fuck.

 

[Ti0k0]

Tywin Lannister

Tywin is just looking out for his family so I don´t consider him a bastard because of that

Joffery Baratheon is, like stated before, just a spoiled brat

Cersei Lannister wants to fill her fathers shoes (and does so, poorly)

The Mountain is just a deranged maniac. Of course he is a fucker, but there are more of them in Westeros

Ramsay Snow is the real bastard (not only technically); he tortures a lot of people for fun without any chance of escape, so he's got my vote.

Roose Bolton gets my second vote, although one could argue that he is, just like Tywin, just looking out for his family

Walder Frey betrayed his Liege Lord of course, but let's not forget that Robb really fucked him over with that wedding, while the whole of Westeros already knew how proud this man actually is, so Robb should have seen it coming.

Littlefingers motives have not been explained (yet), so I won't comment on this yet. Nevertheless, he is acting in favour of himself, and you are not really a bastard if you do so.

So yeah, Ramsay'Cockcutter' Snow it is!