Poll: Who is the real Dark Lord?

[Chibz]

My cat. She's soft, adorable and consumes souls.

It's terrifying.

 

[Macgyvercas]

Voldemort solely because they tend not to refer to him by his name.

You could say the same thing about Sauron as well. Before the creation of Middle-Earth and during the First and most of the Second Ages, he was known as Mairon (well, he continued to use that name until the downfall of Numenor). However, by the time of the War of the Ring in the Third Age, his name had largely fallen into lost knowledge, and of those who did know it, Sauron forbaid it to be spoken or spelt.

 

[Alpha Centauri]

The Dark Lord Chuckles the Silly Piggy

 

[JasonKaotic]

The Lich King isn't really a dark lord ^^"
But I voted Sauron. Because Sauron is a badass.

 

[dfphetteplace]

I am honestly surprised satan is hardly getting votes I mean he is litterally the dark lord the guys who controls all evil manipulates people into doing bad things steals our souls and tortures billions in the afterlife to run his kingdom of sorrow.

Well that depends on where you are looking. None of those things are mentioned in the bible, and have just be added to him for the past 2000 years.

 

[gabzlab00]

Jesse Jackson...

 

[aba1]

I am honestly surprised satan is hardly getting votes I mean he is litterally the dark lord the guys who controls all evil manipulates people into doing bad things steals our souls and tortures billions in the afterlife to run his kingdom of sorrow.

Well that depends on where you are looking. None of those things are mentioned in the bible, and have just be added to him for the past 2000 years.

you relize the bible is less than 2000 years old since most of it was written after jesus had died. Either way I have to admit I pulled most of that out my ass its really just the impression of what he is supposed to be that I have gathered through my life but nobody can be certain the bible bearly mentions him and alot of the stories from the bible were left out of the final version which we all read.

 

[DracoSuave]

What most people don't understand about Satan is that he isn't the Lord of Darkness or Ruler of Hell. He's just another prisoner there. Anyone who says it's better to rule in hell then serve in heaven is sadly misguided. Hell sucks for EVERYONE, even Satan.

You're quoting Paradise Lost, while refering to Divine Comedy, not actual religious work.

 

[aakibar]

Other: Morogorth as he was later known (butchered the spelling). He basically trained/corrupted sauron and the elves that would later be orcs.

 

[General BrEeZy]

meh, i'll go Vader.

 

[Hagi]

Just Uhm, I don't mean to be rude but I just want to warn you that some people might take offense to Satan being called a fantasy character.

So let them be offended.some people might be offended that papa smurf is not on this list.


p.s Sauron FTW

You messed up your quote marks . I didn't write that .

 

[Nightmare-Child]

The Dark One from Wheel of Time.

 

[The_Emperor]

Rupert Murdoch and the Bildeburgers are his Death Eaters.

 

[Malgan]

I follow Cthulu, and praise him as my dark lord and savior.

 

[dfphetteplace]

I am honestly surprised satan is hardly getting votes I mean he is litterally the dark lord the guys who controls all evil manipulates people into doing bad things steals our souls and tortures billions in the afterlife to run his kingdom of sorrow.

Well that depends on where you are looking. None of those things are mentioned in the bible, and have just be added to him for the past 2000 years.

you relize the bible is less than 2000 years old since most of it was written after jesus had died. Either way I have to admit I pulled most of that out my ass its really just the impression of what he is supposed to be that I have gathered through my life but nobody can be certain the bible bearly mentions him and alot of the stories from the bible were left out of the final version which we all read.

Yes, I do realize this, so good point on the 2000 years remark.

 

[Bassik]

The Doctor, at least according to Dalek Kahn

 

[standokan]

I'm a Lord of the Rings fanboy so Sauron, thousand times Sauron.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

dracula.
he was based on a real person.

 

[Toaster Hunter]

Morgoth/Melkor aka Sauron's boss. The gods (Valar) had to get involved to take him out directly, re-arranging a few continents along the way.