Poll: Would you be offended if...

[Sir Thomas Sean Connery]

No. Not only am I an un-insult-able person, but there is always at least one way I am more than that perfect person. I am either meaner or nicer and if he really was picking apart my personality, then I would be nicer than he and therefore he would not be perfect.

 

[Seydaman]

I would go play Minecraft

Obviously...

 

[dfphetteplace]

Would someone perfect do such a thing? Would they feel the need to point out something wrong with me? Or would be just try to be an example to others. Not sure, personally. Would I be offended, yeah probably, but would I really take what they said to heart? Probably not.

 

[Free Thinker]

Offended? Yes. Hold a grudge? No. But if he really said something to piss me off, I'd make him a little less perfect by punching him right in the face.

 

[Beryl77]

I would tell him that he isn't perfect because a perfect person wouldn't do that. Someone who's perfect doesn't have to insult other people.

 

[SilverUchiha]

Logically speaking, he wouldn't necessarily be perfect if I found him to be an asshole. Ergo, the situation really couldn't happen.

 

[The_Echo]

I wouldn't be offended.

I might go, "Alright, that's cool. Dick." And go along my merry way, but I wouldn't be offended.

 

[William Dickbringer]

I would and then I would verbally break down his flaws and his beliefs anything he likes just to cause him to have a heroic BSOD I would enjoy seeing him wallow in his sorrow

 

[kikon9]

If there were a perfect person he would also have perfect humility. So he isn't perfect if he makes fun of anybody.

 

[esperandote]

Yeah, lots of people get offended when I insult/pick on them, I don't know why

Seriously, a perfect person wouldn't insult or pick on some one because of his/her flaws.

 

[Warforger]

If there was one person in the world that was viewed by everyone as perfect ( I'm not arguing that there is one, just bare with me) have it be some leader or Jesus or someone that was the ultimate human being, and that person insulted you, picked out some flaw in your personality that the perfect person didn't like. would YOU be offended, or would you shrug it off and give it the single finger sign off?

But by definition, he's an asshole, therefore he is not perfect. PARADOX!!!!!!!!!

 

[archvile93]

The fact that he's such an asshole shows he's not perfect. Your hypothetical is flawed.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

I already have one of the kids at my school who is like that. Course, if they did that without a reason, then they do have a flaw. They would be a jack-ass if anything. Trust me when I say this, the Mary Sue's of reality are very careful about rubbing no one badly. They will try to appeal to everyone.

 

[Irony's Acolyte]

FUCK YOU MR. (or Mrs./Ms.) PERFECT! YOU MAY BE TOTALLY PERFECT, BUT I'M NOT. I'm Ian actually, BUT THAT IS BESIDES THE POINT!

If someone was critiquing me so badly, I doubt that they would actually be perfect. I would probably say the above but then move on. If someone doesn't like me, whatever. There are 6 billion other people out there. I'm sure that some other people can appreciate me.

 

[Tibike77]

I would only be offended if he was wrong.
I'm fully aware I'm far from flawless and I'm ok with most of it.

 

[TeeBs]

The world is beautiful, not because its perfect, but because its flawed

Also curb stomp a *****.

lol I suppose you'll get reported for this post as well? XD
Seriously you seem to come up with the funniest shit.

OT: I've got a little phrase that helps me get past crap like that. Screw that noise.

Fuck what other people have to say about you, they can all suck it.

I know right?
Beauty within imperfection. Har har har.

 

[CarpathianMuffin]

I'd ignore the fucker and move on. To hell with him/her if they don't like something about me.

 

[C95J]

Don't have an answer to that one, so I'm just gonna go play Minecraft.

 

[Jackalb]

There would be a fight at hand.