Poll: Would you buy porn?

[Shock and Awe]

Hell no, it looks bad, and I'll looks stupid for BUYING porn.

 

[justblues]

it sure is

 

[Lust]

Yeah, I would. Perhaps sex toys more than anything. But, it's really expensive. $40 dollars for butt plugs is a little much.

The only time I ever came close to buying porn was a movie called Lust: Caution

 

[Bored Tomatoe]

I could totally buy porn. In fact, I think I'd make a game of it seeing how uncomfortable I could make the cashier...

 

[crudus]

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True, but I'll stick with Hentai, thank you very much.

Where everything is possible!

The voice acting is so bad sadly and I can never find any I like. When I do it is usually just a carbon copy of what I fapped to last time.

Evidently, they do for you. Tissues you can flush leave no evidence. And you don't have to worry about the fact that you could be wearing one of your socks that you jizzed in.

I've go a Powerpoint presentation here somewhere...

That is such a waste to use tissues though.

A. If they are clean then they are clean.
2. I only use socks I don't wear anymore for that. Socks that have holes in the heals etc.

 

[Julianking93]

The voice acting is so bad sadly and I can never find any I like. When I do it is usually just a carbon copy of what I fapped to last time.

I've found a few with decent voice acting. I usually stick with the Japanese voices just subbed since I can't really tell how bad it is

Though when it is bad, that makes it all the better to laugh at.

Watch the English dub of Bible Black. Holy shit, that's probably the funniest thing I've ever seen.

 

[Penguinness]

I can't imagine it'd be much worse than going into boots and buying nothing but condoms and lube. That was a bit akward.

 

[DarthFennec]

Courage? Buying porn is stupid, there's more than enough of it for free ...

 

[captaincabbage]

Buy porn? That's silly! You can go and pick it like daisys on the internet! XD

 

[Mr Montmorency]

Evidently, they do for you. Tissues you can flush leave no evidence. And you don't have to worry about the fact that you could be wearing one of your socks that you jizzed in.

I've go a Powerpoint presentation here somewhere...

That is such a waste to use tissues though.

A. If they are clean then they are clean.
2. I only use socks I don't wear anymore for that. Socks that have holes in the heals etc.

Tissues are only a waste if you wank too much. If you wank too much, then obviously, you're the kind of fuck who would purchase porn.

Socks stink if they have anything in them. It's like a bordello for bacteria. In this case, it's a breeding ground for a new type of disease.

What I'm saying is, wank into a sock and what you get is Justin Bieber.

We digress.

 

[Sovvolf]

No, the internet is for porn. The internet provide free porn. Most porn movies can go on for a few hours... I take about 20 minutes on average... Once I'm done, the porn goes off. Waist of money if you ask me.

 

[Sir Kemper]

Hell no! What the hell would I ever buy porn for?

Special features on DVDs? I have always wanted to be a commentator for porn.

"And as you can see, I really spice it up here, by moving my leg counter clockwise as I thrust, Oh, and we had to cut here becuase..."

Would I buy porn? Maybe at somepoint, but when they'res so much free and sample material on the internet it's hard to really feel compelled.

Why the hell would I leave evidence behind?!

Dirty socks don't count as evidence?

Evidently, they do for you. Tissues you can flush leave no evidence. And you don't have to worry about the fact that you could be wearing one of your socks that you jizzed in.

I've go a Powerpoint presentation here somewhere...

Who the hell actually jerks off into a sock? I mean, unless you have seom sort of foot fetish...

 

[Enzeru92]

Hell No the internet has a oasis of free porn so why bother buying it

 

[Swarley]

I would have the courage too, its not exactly taboo in this day and age, but I wouldn't because of how much free stuff there is.

 

[Kragg]

Why the hell would I leave evidence behind?!

don't you leave more evidence with tracking cookies and google looking over your shoulder than with buying it in some store with cash?

 

[Marter]

No. I don't really need porn. Would I have the courage? Well, not right now, as I'd have to use my dad's credit card because retail stores wouldn't let me buy it.

 

[crudus]

Hell no! What the hell would I ever buy porn for?

Special features on DVDs? I have always wanted to be a commentator for porn.

"And as you can see, I really spice it up here, by moving my leg counter clockwise as I thrust, Oh, and we had to cut here becuase..."

I was more thinking

"She said it again, 6. I really don't find the females saying 'p***y' sexy or hot. She said it again, 7. She is faking here, not faking here, that isn't the original actress anymore and still faking." etc. I was really tired and commenting about porn I was watch to my friend and it was hilarious. I can't think of it off the top of my head but it was funny at the time and I have recreated it on multiple occasions.

 

[Bobsonnn]

Can't say I'd see the point in doing it before, but it can be quite amusing to do for the lolz, just for the look on shopkeeper's faces.

The more of a decent chap they look to be, the more amusing their reaction is.

 

[Benny Blanco]

Used to all the time. Then I got a PC of my own in a room with a lock and the rest is history...

Still got a DVD wallet full of stuff I got in mucky shops in Soho and Amsterdam and gotta say that sometimes the quality suffers when someone rips it to video.

Still, free porn is good porn.