Poll: Would you buy porn?

[Cynical skeptic]

I don't care about the social stigma of buying porn, I just would never buy porn because its available on the internet in better quality than a DVD/bluray player can ever produce. Mouse control being far superior to any sort of hand-held control, and the ability to have multiple scenes open simultaneously, independent volume control, and single hotkey "close all."

 

[Marmooset]

Your thoughts!

I try to buy porn quite often.
They don't appreciate it much at the Christian bake sale.

 

[Yureina]

I don't go near porn. I don't like it and I don't need it. My vivid imagination is all I ever need.

 

[TheGreatCoolEnergy]

Why by the cow when you can get the milk for free?

 

[Paksenarrion]

I probably will never do this, but if I catch my bf reading a dirty magazine, I'll snatch it away from him and throw it down. He'll make some sort of excuse like, "This isn't what you think...you're better than porn! You're above porn!"

And in my best attempt at Sylvester Stallone's voice, I'll declare, "I am not above the porn! I *AM* the porn!"

...but in all seriousness, there's lots of porn on the internet.

 

[Pielikey]

Search Bar, this has been done before.


And No, I would not.

 

[Sir Kemper]

Hell no! What the hell would I ever buy porn for?

Special features on DVDs? I have always wanted to be a commentator for porn.

"And as you can see, I really spice it up here, by moving my leg counter clockwise as I thrust, Oh, and we had to cut here becuase..."

I was more thinking

"She said it again, 6. I really don't find the females saying 'p***y' sexy or hot. She said it again, 7. She is faking here, not faking here, that isn't the original actress anymore and still faking." etc. I was really tired and commenting about porn I was watch to my friend and it was hilarious. I can't think of it off the top of my head but it was funny at the time and I have recreated it on multiple occasions.

"Up and down, Up and down, alright here we are coming to the climax... that took seven takes by the way... Okay now were done, and about now my character say's he should get back to fixing those pipes...

Anyway, I've been Max Stongpush, and I hope you've enjoyed 'Babes of Passion 3'"

 

[Mr Montmorency]

Why the hell would I leave evidence behind?!

don't you leave more evidence with tracking cookies and google looking over your shoulder than with buying it in some store with cash?

I deny almost all cookies from sites I don't trust. Google looking over my shoulder is fine since they have no reason to blackmail me for habits that everyone has.

Before anyone says anything, I use private browsing. It's never been for buying engagement rings and for birthday presents. It's for wanking. Firefox was literally designed by wankers.

 

[Z of the Na'vi]

Never. Why bother? If it's free, then I'm going to find it.

Paying for porn is just......strange.

 

[Eyelicker]

I would if it was something awesome like Pirates XXX, or something based on a favorite actor/actress of mine.

As for shame/courage, porn is an integral part of life for me and some of my friends, we talk about it in great detail analysing various factors and performers. I doubt anyone would raise an eyebrow.

 

[Nietz]

I have bought porn MAGAZINES over the INTERNET!
Plus I used to deliver mail to a sweet "erotic" store downtown. I got discount... and I couldn't pass up a sweet deal.

[edit] The funniest part was going out from the store, with an inconspicuous brown paper bag in my mail-man uniform.

 

[malestrithe]

I've bought porn before, in an adult book store and in a F.Y.E.

Just like buying condoms: Just do it and get it over with.

 

[NeutralDrow]

Of course. I can and have.

Granted, the stuff I consider straight-up "porn", I wouldn't buy. Not just because I could get similar stuff for free on the internet, but because it would just be a waste. If I buy something with erotic content, I want it to be able to keep my attention for longer than twenty minutes or so, and that generally means either a story I can get engrossed in, or gameplay. So I tend to stick with eroge and hentai, these days.

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True, but I'll stick with Hentai, thank you very much.

Pretty much. My "collection" so far is meager (the Pure Mail and Campus OVAs...the first one in which I fast-forward through 3/4 of the sex), but Comic Con is coming up again, so I'll have to do some research. I've heard good things about Koihime and Karakuri Ninja Girl...

 

[Nietz]

I've bought porn before, in an adult book store and in a F.Y.E.

Just like buying condoms: Just do it and get it over with.

C'mon, buying condoms is hilarious! I usually get one of my mates to hold hands with me when I buy them. When the cashier hands me the condoms I look over at my friend and smile lustfully to him. But this usually creeps the mates out more than the cashier.

 

[thethingthatlurks]

Buy...Porn? BUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
sorry, I...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Ok, I think I'm good now. Seriously, who the hell buys porn?
[small]LOLOLOLOLOLOL[/small]

Edit: ok, in the unlikely event that all free porn disappears from the web, yes, I'd probably buy some...

 

[Arcane Azmadi]

OK, hypothetically assuming that you're asking us if we'd buy porn if it wasn't available for free on the internet then sure I would. I already have in the past, albeit only when I was travelling in Japan (the mags came with free DVDs). I'd just pick it up at a different newsagent from my local one.

 

[riotwraith]

None of the options really suit me. I would have the "courage" to buy porn because I don't see anything wrong with it and I would think that the people working in the porn store don't either. I don't give half a shit about the opinions of anyone who would think less of me for looking at porn. I just wouldn't actually buy porn because I have an internet connection. redtube, motherless, torrents and the like all kind of make paying for porn obsolete.

Edit: Since everyone else has already said this a million times I'll assume you are talking about a hypothetical free-pornless world. Yes. ALL the time.

 

[Julianking93]

Pretty much. My "collection" so far is meager (the Pure Mail and Campus OVAs...the first one in which I fast-forward through 3/4 of the sex), but Comic Con is coming up again, so I'll have to do some research. I've heard good things about Koihime and Karakuri Ninja Girl...

I honestly haven't a clue what any of those are.

I don't know many hentai or porn by name. I do stick with comics and manga mostly.

 

[Jark212]

Why buy porn when you have the internet???