Poll: Would You Drink Whale Milk?

[ssgt splatter]

What?
Uhh, no thanks.

 

[interspark]

SCORE! yes is winning despite my initial blunder of selecting "no"

 

[tehweave]

We drink goat milk and cow milk as a culture. I assume if it's processed and purified the same way they do regular milk, I'll drink it. As long as it's sanitary, sure!

 

[interspark]

I'll drink your whale milk if you drink my hamster milk.

i reken you got yourself a deal!

 

[APLovecraft]

yeah, well, just to say if i have like, anyhoo 10 pounds per hour?!

i'd end up looking liking this guy:

Spoiler

 

[klakkat]

I don't even like Cow milk that much, so yeah, no whale milk.

Also, I can't see how it is possibly practical to actually get the stuff.

 

[ad4m101]

sure...we drink from the breasts of many animals including your mother! HA! yeh 0_o she loves it

 

[Kajt]

I'd give it a try. I wouldn't drink it regularly though.

 

[Sigel]

I'll drink your whale milk if you drink my hamster milk.

i reken you got yourself a deal!

Ok then, you go find a whale to milk(I would prefer blue or humpback. No sperm whale cause that would just sound weird) and I'll figure out how to milk a hamster(s).

 

[Guitarmasterx7]

it causes a calf to grow 10 lbs per hour. That shit must taste like lard. No.

 

[Lexodus]

Fuck. No.
There is no way I'd let that crap enter my system.
Fuck you whaaaaales!

I'm with the Bob on this one. Self-important, aquatic mammalian bastards...

 

[Neonbob]

Fuck. No.
There is no way I'd let that crap enter my system.
Fuck you whaaaaales!

I'm with the Bob on this one. Aquatic, self-important, mammalian bastards...

I knew I could trust you to have my back.
For some reason, nobody else seems to get that whales are just gigantic dicks of the sea.

 

[lupercal27]

I wouldn't tey it either. Gaining ten pounds an hour doesn't sound too healthy nor does it sound like a good idea.

 

[Lexodus]

Fuck. No.
There is no way I'd let that crap enter my system.
Fuck you whaaaaales!

I'm with the Bob on this one. Aquatic, self-important, mammalian bastards...

I knew I could trust you to have my back.
For some reason, nobody else seems to get that whales are just gigantic dicks of the sea.

Quite literally, on several levels. But never fear! We shall prevail!

 

[Neonbob]

I knew I could trust you to have my back.
For some reason, nobody else seems to get that whales are just gigantic dicks of the sea.

Quite literally, on several levels. But never fear! We shall prevail!

Very true. But I've got a program working on that. It involves seals with lasers on their foreheads.
No longer shall those floating blimps of flesh lord their members over other mammals!
NO MORE!
And yes we shall.

 

[Danpascooch]

10 pounds per hour cannot possibly be true, I call bullshit, what's the logic behind that? Since it came from a big creature it makes a cow grow at a rate that it scientifically impossible? I'm not even sure Whales produce milk.

I thought for sure you misspelled Whole Milk

 

[AntiAntagonist]

I was in college looking up whales for an assignment and i was quite facinated by the fact that whale milk causes the whale calf to grow at a rate of 10 POUNDS PER HOUR!! This inspired me to ask all my friends if they would try whale milk if offered and I was dumbfounded when it turned out that not a single one of them would! Talk about afraid to tey new things!

So that is the question, never mind how it was obtained or anything, would you... drink a glass of whale milk... if it was offered to you??

The biology of young whale probably greatly helps with that process as well...

Take those same friends to a dairy farm and see if they want some fresh milk. Bet they'd have similar reactions.

 

[Lexodus]

I knew I could trust you to have my back.
For some reason, nobody else seems to get that whales are just gigantic dicks of the sea.

Quite literally, on several levels. But never fear! We shall prevail!

Very true. But I've got a program working on that. It involves seals with lasers on their foreheads.
No longer shall those floating blimps of flesh lord their members over other mammals!
NO MORE!
And yes we shall.

One problem with seals... the killer whales. Sure, the seals will be fine against the rest, but the killer whales may prove a problem. However: have we the support of the fricken' sharks with fricken' laserbeams attached to their fricken' heads? The killer whales might get the edge over the seals (or are we not counting them?), but I'm sure the sharks could even it out.

 

[WestMountain]

From the first link on Google: "A blue whale's milk tastes like a mixture of fish, liver, milk of magnesia, and castor oil." Doesn't sound that yummy and it's thick like butter so I wouldn't want to try it, mostly because I don't like fish or fat milk :]

 

[Lexodus]

I'm not even sure Whales produce milk.

I thought for sure you misspelled Whole Milk

(-_-); Christ, I hope you were being sarcastic.