Poll: Would You Drink Whale Milk?

[Neonbob]

Very true. But I've got a program working on that. It involves seals with lasers on their foreheads.
No longer shall those floating blimps of flesh lord their members over other mammals!
NO MORE!
And yes we shall.

One problem with seals... the killer whales. Sure, the seals will be fine against the rest, but the killer whales may prove a problem. However: have we the support of the fricken' sharks with fricken' laserbeams attached to their fricken' heads? The killer whales might get the edge over the seals (or are we not counting them?), but I'm sure the sharks could even it out.

That would be a problem...if the seals didn't have laser on their heads.
I'm counting on the lasers to protect them.

 

[Lexodus]

Very true. But I've got a program working on that. It involves seals with lasers on their foreheads.
No longer shall those floating blimps of flesh lord their members over other mammals!
NO MORE!
And yes we shall.

One problem with seals... the killer whales. Sure, the seals will be fine against the rest, but the killer whales may prove a problem. However: have we the support of the fricken' sharks with fricken' laserbeams attached to their fricken' heads? The killer whales might get the edge over the seals (or are we not counting them?), but I'm sure the sharks could even it out.

That would be a problem...if the seals didn't have laser on their heads.
I'm counting on the lasers to protect them.

Well, let's just hope.

 

[AntiAntagonist]

10 pounds per hour cannot possibly be true, I call bullshit, what's the logic behind that? Since it came from a big creature it makes a cow grow at a rate that it scientifically impossible? I'm not even sure Whales produce milk.

I thought for sure you misspelled Whole Milk

Whales are mammals... Besides that weight isn't the greatest measurement of "growth". If that were the case then I'd be "growing" a pound or two a day (when I ate) and "shrinking" each day as well (when I do other stuff).

 

[Stoic raptor]

I would try it once, then never again. 10 pounds an hour is dangerous, even if it tastes like fucking heaven

 

[silentsentinel]

I'm already overweight. No thanks.

 

[Mammon]

If someone gave me a glass of some white fluid, and told me it was Whale-milk, I would not. If I was 100% sure it was genuine whale-milk, then sure.. How bad could it posibly be?

 

[johnman]

It will probly taste rank. Sperm whale mlik isnt really mlik you know.

I am digusted with myself for that cheap cheap joke

 

[cptawesome]

I'm already a fat ass, i dont need another 10 pounds in an hour

 

[Ithera]

Milk is milk! If I would willingly suckle the milk of a cow, I would certainly not be averse to trying out more exotic flavors.

Pig, donkey, monkey, lion.

Anything goes!

 

[wildpeaks]

I'd try, but I'd wonder how they get the milk however: I mean it's not like they are bred in captivity, unlike cows or sheep.

 

[Saargston]

Whale I might not exactly trust it, I wouldn't cast it spout without giving it a try. Who knows, it might prove to be a pretty kriller drink.

 

[Hollock]

No, it would probably be salty.

 

[mayney93]

i wonder what it would taste like in a white russian

 

[Baby Tea]

Fuck. No.
There is no way I'd let that crap enter my system.
Fuck you whaaaaales!

Bwahaha, I love South Park.

But seriously: As long as I know it won't kill me or give me some disease, then sure. I'd try it. Can't really see the difference between this and goat's milk. Of course, it really depends on how it tastes...because if it tastes like crap, then forget it.

 

[Maibus]

Whoa back up, whales make milk? Where does THAT come from?

 

[FalloutJack]

I suppose it would depends upon the taste, or if it mixes well with Quik. But I think SURE! Why not?

 

[interspark]

10 pounds per hour cannot possibly be true, I call bullshit, what's the logic behind that? Since it came from a big creature it makes a cow grow at a rate that it scientifically impossible? I'm not even sure Whales produce milk.

I thought for sure you misspelled Whole Milk

of course they produce milk dummy! its one of the qualities that makes them mammals!

 

[interspark]

Whoa back up, whales make milk? Where does THAT come from?

again.. theyre MAMMALS of couse they do