Poll: Would You Drink Whale Milk?

[Neonbob]

Fuck. No.
There is no way I'd let that crap enter my system.
Fuck you whaaaaales!

Bwahaha, I love South Park.

But seriously: As long as I know it won't kill me or give me some disease, then sure. I'd try it. Can't really see the difference between this and goat's milk. Of course, it really depends on how it tastes...because if it tastes like crap, then forget it.

That episode made me so very happy.
I think I was on the floor at a few points.

 

[MasterSplinter]

From the first link on Google: "A blue whale's milk tastes like a mixture of fish, liver, milk of magnesia, and castor oil." Doesn't sound that yummy and it's thick like butter so I wouldn't want to try it, mostly because I don't like fish or fat milk :]

Has anyone else read this?

Just because baby whales drink it it doesn't mean it's good, hell, human baby's eat all sort of shit, literally. My brother once ate some dog poo when he was small cause he thought it was candy (the poo in cuestion was old, dry, in small oval pices and had turned white).

So what i'm getting at is: don't eat dog poo, even if it looks delicious.

 

[Camembert]

The very fact that this many people balk at the idea of drinking whale's milk when about 100% of them will happily sip milk from a cow's/goat's udder is ridiculous. Ridiculous.

What is more ridiculous still is that it is more acceptable for an adult to drink cow's milk than human's milk. Made for humans.

 

[Aur0ra145]

Yes, simply because I could add to my list of weird shit I've done.

 

[Mrsoupcup]

It depends how safe it is for humans but sure I'd give it a shot.

I probably tastes really creamy.... MMM..... Cream.....

 

[MecaEcco]

I'm a marine mammal biologist. For all intents and purposes whale milk is toxic to humans. Because of all the pollutants we throw in the sea and because whale blubber and fat is a good vessel for toxins the whale milk is definitely not fit for human consumption.

 

[Magnalian]

I think poll is broken.
Anyway, yes I would, as long as it was safe for human consumption.
How would you milk a whale though?

This thought has been in my mind for the last hour. I really hate my mind right now.

 

[AngloDoom]

Holy crap, yes. I need the weight.

Plus, whole milk tastes better than semi-skimmed...so, following that trend, whale-milk must be the grail of dairy products.

 

[Daffy F]

I can't see why not, we drink cow's milk... ¬_¬

 

[MecaEcco]

The very fact that this many people balk at the idea of drinking whale's milk when about 100% of them will happily sip milk from a cow's/goat's udder is ridiculous. Ridiculous.

What is more ridiculous still is that it is more acceptable for an adult to drink cow's milk than human's milk. Made for humans.

I doubt very much that most people would drink PURE straight from the utter cow's milk.

 

[ender214]

Yeah I would give it a shot. I mean, it'll be like a luxury food right?

 

[FolkLikePanda]

Whales are mammals like cows and goats so why not?

 

[David Bray]

Hell yes i would but not on a regular basis. Just to say i had

 

[NotAPie]

Yeah just don't tell me it came from a whale.
Edit: In all seriousness though, I would, I've been trying a ton of new things recently and I'm already interested in trying whale milk.
WHERE CAN I GET IT!? D:< I'LL SWIM INTO THE OCEAN AND STEAL A WHALE IF I HAVE TO AND DRAIN ALL THE MILK FROM IT.

 

[latenightapplepie]

No. I don't drink animal milk anymore.

 

[maninahat]

I don't even like milk, but I probably wouldn't turn down the offer. I'd get points for it.

 

[TheTaco007]

Maybe not a whole glass, but hell yeah, I would!

 

[Archemetis]

I'm choosing to look at it like this.

If I'm willing to try out eating an Ostrich steak (that's right, they're made of steak) someday.
Then I'm more than likely going to try out Whale Milk, provided it's proven safe for human consumption.

 

[REPLAY13]

I'd try it... it'd probably be as thick as wallpaper paste though to contain that many calories...

 

[Deadlock Radium]

Urrmmm no i've got cow milk and thats alllll the milk I need...Although I may try it, but still Cows for the win!!!

Cows <3

I stick to normal dairy milk.
And I'm almost 6' high, so I don't need to be taller, though some pounds would probably not hurt.