Poll: Would you eat someone?

[HereForFreeFood]

With ketchup, yes.

 

[Alon Shechter]

If my life depends on it?
I'll eat it in a heartbeat.

 

[PoliceBox63]

Survival instincts will of course lead me to eat someone already dead in order to survive.

 

[NBSRDan]

No 'cause brains are bad for you.

 

[strigoivii]

no problem... its just meat. I see enough of it as I work in the mortuary so maybe I'm a bit desensitized. Although I have to say I saw a documentary about some guys in the antartic who had to eat their husky dogs and although eating dog wouldn't bother me.... the thought of killing it first (especially the last one with a knife) definitely reduced my appetite. But provided it was processed and served well.. like it is at MacD's then yummy

 

[Ciler]

The pragmatic side of me says "Yes", but I know how weak my stomach is, and I'm quite certain that even if I tried to eat a human, I would not be able to keep it down.

 

[Kortney]

No. I'd rather die.

Obviously we would never know until we are in that situation, but right now that's the way I feel.

 

[Yorkshire_matt]

Its meant to taste like pork

 

[Rayansaki]

If I had some ketchup and tabasco to accompany it sure!

 

[Marsell]

yes, in fact, if I saw this coming ahead of time I'd kill him and stuff in the frezzer to keep him from spoiling.

 

[blindthrall]

If you say no, then you've never been starving. It's not even like you have to kill them, just eat em.

EDIT: According to one of those Argentinian soccer players, it tastes like a browner, more tender beef. Maybe fat people taste more like pork.

2nd EDIT: We have genes that prevent the spongiform encephalitus that usually arises when other species eat their own species brain matter. So not only can humans eat each other's brains, we've evolved to do so. It probably comes from chimps, who eat other primate's brains all the time.

 

[Kenko]

Like a friend of mine always say when presented with questions like this. My answer is always "No" until presented with the situation in real life.

 

[PunkRex]

If CSI is to be believed it would taste like pork and I dont like pork but if I was hungry I suppose. Grom nom nom.

 

[Dr. Gorgenflex]

I would without even thinking about it. Meat is meat and survival is the most important thing, as long as I am not the first person to survive.

 

[CarpathianMuffin]

In actuality, I'd say no. I may have loose-ish morals, but I won't even think of eating somebody to save my own life.

However, for the sake of keeping this post interesting, I'll say yes. I like to partake in some roasted brains on toast points every now and then.
...What? >_>

 

[Gralian]

I'd like to... see what human actually tastes like, just out of sheer morbid curiosity.

 

[Marter]

Without a second thought, yes I would.

 

[Betancore]

No. The mere idea of it would make me throw up, and that's just a waste of food. Would rather let them eat me.

 

[Grey_Focks]

Apparently we taste like pork, so no.

Not only because I'm not the biggest pork fan, but because morally I couldn't do it. If I saw someone trying to eat another human, no matter the situation, I'd probably kill them, because I will never approve of canibalism.

Also if we are like pork, I can't imagine human meat being terribly kosher.

I already do.There is nothing tasty than man(or women, I'm no sexist) meat, Yummy!

I would think a women would be better since they have more tender meat typically. There really is nothing sexist about that.

Nope. Reasons!

1) You NEVER eat something that dies naturally, ever. Seriously, this will fuck you up so much it's not even funny.

Can you explain that one to me. I am not sure how it would mess you up.

2) I'd also never kill someone with the intention of eating them, which is just beyond wrong.

Well, then you would be the one killed to be eaten

3)...I just wouldn't. Seriously, how would you be able to go on living knowing that you had to eat another human being, someone who once had thoughts, dreams, hopes, a family, etc? I know I just wouldn't be able to do it, and I'd rather die with my humanity intact.

You would be very surprised what you can do during extreme circumstances.

1) Okay. Eating the meat of something that died either naturally or of an illness would have a VERY high chance of making you sick, and since I'm assuming these are "Extreme" conditions, getting sick would only further inhibit your ability to survive.

2)...remind me to never go camping with you.

3) If for some reason I did "cave in", I would probably kill myself after being rescued then. Seriously, I would rather die with my humanity intact than resort to cannibalism.