Poll: Would you join?

[dkyros]

idk Jesus is a pretty good Cleric/bard but I bet the devil would make one hell of a DD or tank depending on how he spec himself over the past eternity. Actually the devil seems like the person who would want everything and probably ended up developing both shield and dual wield making half his abilities useless at all times.

Well now that I've thought it over logically I guess I would go with Jesus. I usually suck at these kind of things and having someone that can Raise in the group would help when I die from being a newb. Also, I seem to remember a certain Jesus being the life of the party.
(
Oh no we are out of the wine!
Jesus: Shit get me some water quickly!
Jesus says the magic words: Sim sim salabim
Jesus: Yo, this party is gonna last all night!
)

 

[Wierdguy]

Based on the murder record for both sides, I'll side with Satan, who's killed far, far less people.

Don't believe me? You DARE not fucking believe me!?

God killed people who deserved it. After all, He is God, and God is perfect.

The reason Satan can't kill people at will is because God won't let him; Satan is (obviously) not perfect, so he wouldn't be just in his killings.

However, what Satan can do is play tricks on people's minds by tempting them to commit sin. So with that included, Satan's kill count is much higher than you think.

THOU SHALL NOT KILL!!!!! (except anyone I happen to not like at the moment, they're fair game!)

Yeah - awesome god that...

 

[Griffstar]

= set aside a day of rest for everyone

Would you worship me for working all day, be crusfied on a cross and killed?
And a day isn't that long.

Ontopic-
I would join with the devil. He seems like a nice guy to me, I mean what has he really done to anyone?

 

[Mad World]

THOU SHALL NOT KILL!!!!! (except anyone I happen to not like at the moment, they're fair game!)

Yeah - awesome god that...

We're only human; He is God. He's omnipotent, omniscient, and omnipresent. He made everything. Trust me - He has the right to kill. We - on the other hand - don't because we're only human; therefore, we are unable to justly decide who deserves to live or die.

 

[proctorninja2]

the devil i am more sympathtic to him after reading the inferno and also gods a dick

 

[Spirultima]

I like to be the evil of the good, in a sense.

To make sense of that, I can not do evil to another, but if that person themselves are bad, I have absolutely no problem with bringing all forms of hell upon them.

An inquisitor you could say, I think.

Either way, between chaos and order, I pick order.

 

[penguindude42]

I choose Cthulhu

Ia! Ia! Cthulhu f'taghn!

-TOM

 

[That's Funny]

I'd tell the Devil to sling his hook, while I do admire his work, he can't really hold a candle to the creator of the flippin universe.

That is of course I believed in that stuff, which I don't.

I choose Insanity from Shoggoth.

 

[SuperSuperSuperGuy]

It depends which side has what to offer. Will Jesus give me arcane powers beyond anyone's imagination? Probably not. But will Satan offer me eternal salvation? Also probably not. However, if I die in Armageddon and was serving Satan, I'd probably go to Hell. And, once there, will Satan punish me for serving him? Now that wouldn't make any sense. The problem with Hell is that a good amount of the people in there would be less than pleasant to hang around with for all eternity.

This is a REALLY difficult decision. If I could get more details as to what happens if I choose either one, I'd be able to render my verdict. At this point, I don't know enough.

 

[dkyros]

= set aside a day of rest for everyone

Would you worship me for working all day, be crusfied on a cross and killed?
And a day isn't that long.

Ontopic-
I would join with the devil. He seems like a nice guy to me, I mean what has he really done to anyone?

He had a rebellious phase and got kicked out of the house after telling his dad to f**k off. Now he lives in the crappy part of the inner city in the middle of summer and nobody has a working Air Conditioning unit.

 

[ImmortalDrifter]

I would fight with the bannerless

 

[0mn1p0t3ntg6y]

Devil FTW. I absolutely LOVE causin problems. Plus most Catholics I know are sticks-in-the-mud who could using a whupping.

 

[Wierdguy]

We're only human; He is God. He's omnipotent, omniscient, and omnipresent. He made everything. Trust me - He has the right to kill. We - on the other hand - don't because we're only human; therefore, we are unable to justly decide who deserves to live or die.

You know... if god knows everything that has happened, is happening and is going to happen, and have the ability to change the outcome... woulnt it make a lot more fucking sense for him to, you know, STOP THE BAD THINGS FROM HAPPENING?

Dont come with the line "god gave man free will so we ourselves can find gods love or prove to be unworthy ectectect blahblahblah", cause that just makes god seem like a fat immature kid with a magnifying glass on a sunny day burning ants, joyously watching as we scurry about trying to avoid the "beam of justified kills".

Besides, if free will is the cause of evil... is there free will in heaven? If there is then there has to be evil in heaven, and if not - it means our reward for serving faithfully is to become puppets to the guy we served... yay for afterlife eh? >_>

 

[OptimisticPessimist]

Anyone who recognizes the existence of the devil (I don't) would NEVER consider joining him. It's INSANE.

Yeah, lets fight for the very essence of evil against an omnipotent being who can wipe you from existence and send you to eternal torment with a mere thought?

yeah.

Oh, I dunno. He doesn't seem so bad.

 

[Bara_no_Hime]

Wait, I may want to change my answer.

Did Shishi-O Makoto defeat the devil and take over Hell? Cause I'd sign up with that hot-ass mummy and his sexy side-kick/lover any day of the week.

If Shishi-O didn't take over hell, then I'd have to go through the interview process described in my previous post.

If you have no idea what I'm talking about, you need to watch through the Shishi-O arch in Rourounin Kenshin (sp?).

 

[Sjakie]

I'm a pacifist pussy!

...And i dont vote.

 

[gbemery]

What kind of stupid question is that. Who to pick: the incarnation of everything bad and evil or the creator of everything including the devil and you.

P.S. I'm not even christian.

Umm this pretty much sums it up. Why would you not join the side of the one who created everything?

 

[Shadowtek]

this makes no sense. How would I side with myself to fight off the holier-than-thou bullies?

 

[loc978]

I'd ignore him, go get my junior chemistry kit and test my food for lysergic acid diethylamide.