Poll: Would you kick a puppy?
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Not only would I not kick the puppy, I would kick anyone who would. In the nuts. He he, uppercunt.
The only way I'm kickin' a puppy is if it would somehow stop a nuclear war.
Think about it. The people would be evil geniuses of the highest caliber(or maybe even Cobra level!) to implant a nuclear device that could only be disarmed by kicking an adorable puppy. Even more evil would be is if you had to do while it was looking at you(with its big puppy eyes) and with its fuzzy head cocked to the side and with its waggly tail wagging with happiness at seeing you.
Or if it was chewing on the detonator and I didn't have time to nudge em off.
Or it was a zombie puppy.
Other than those three oddly specific events, I won't be kickin' a puppy.
Think about it. The people would be evil geniuses of the highest caliber(or maybe even Cobra level!) to implant a nuclear device that could only be disarmed by kicking an adorable puppy. Even more evil would be is if you had to do while it was looking at you(with its big puppy eyes) and with its fuzzy head cocked to the side and with its waggly tail wagging with happiness at seeing you.
Or if it was chewing on the detonator and I didn't have time to nudge em off.
Or it was a zombie puppy.
Other than those three oddly specific events, I won't be kickin' a puppy.
I would kick a puppy for a notably large some of money, yes, but it would have to be atleast a few hundred. Ofcourse I would spend a portion to make it up to the dog.
I wont pretend I dont have my price, but Im not soulless...well, I might be, but thats a religious argument.
I wont pretend I dont have my price, but Im not soulless...well, I might be, but thats a religious argument.
No, i would take puppy home, kick the person asking me to do so, right in the nads or female equal which im to lazy to look up how to spell, and then take the five bucks and put it in a jar labeled people's money i've taken because they were being giant twats.
The only way I'm going to kick a dog is if said dog is a ***** (or son of a *****, as the case may be) in more ways that one. In other words, I would only hurt a dog in self-defense.
Don't you think the "how hard do you have to kick it" questions are more chain yanking?falconsgyre said:So there was a topic recently about eating intelligent pigs, and apparently people like the taste of bacon more than they like the idea of not eating rational creatures. This disturbed me a little bit, even if a lot of the replies were probably tongue in cheek.
In response, I'm trying to come up with a situation where people might have their intuitions go the other way about animals. Imagine a cute puppy. If you can't, here's some help.
Would you kick that puppy for $5?
Edit: Some people have asked how hard you have to kick the puppy. You have to kick it hard enough to hurt it significantly, but not hard enough to kill it. You might cause it severe or permanent injury; that uncertainty is part of the problem.
Double edit: Some people have responded that $5 is not a whole lot of money. Let's make it $15. Hopefully that would be enough to make it worth your time, without affecting the moral issue.
I wouldn't kick a puppy, but I would kick a person who posts a poll asking me if I'd kick a puppy.
Your answer, kind sir. Is no.falconsgyre said:So there was a topic recently about eating intelligent pigs, and apparently people like the taste of bacon more than they like the idea of not eating rational creatures. This disturbed me a little bit, even if a lot of the replies were probably tongue in cheek.
In response, I'm trying to come up with a situation where people might have their intuitions go the other way about animals. Imagine a cute puppy. If you can't, here's some help.
Would you kick that puppy for $5?
Edit: Some people have asked how hard you have to kick the puppy. You have to kick it hard enough to hurt it significantly, but not hard enough to kill it. You might cause it severe or permanent injury; that uncertainty is part of the problem.
Double edit: Some people have responded that $5 is not a whole lot of money. Let's make it $15. Hopefully that would be enough to make it worth your time, without affecting the moral issue.
No I would not kick that puppy.
See I would eat that puppy, if it tasted good and I was hungry.
I wouldn't just kill it and leave the corpse to rot, or kick it to death for no reason.
I would eat a pig if it tasted good and I was hungry.
I wouldn't just kill it and leave the corpse to rot, or kick it to death for no reason.
I wouldn't just kill it and leave the corpse to rot, or kick it to death for no reason.
I would eat a pig if it tasted good and I was hungry.
I wouldn't just kill it and leave the corpse to rot, or kick it to death for no reason.
