Poll: Would you kill a man?

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Sewblon

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I would kill him, then I would kill his friends, his family, his families friends, and his friend's families. To make sure that no one attempts to avenge him.
 

cprs_

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In that situation, if the attacker attempts to use lethal force first, then yes, you would be completely justified.
 

IxionIndustries

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Yes, I would. Then I would chop his god damned head off, stuff it full of cotton balls, and hang it on my wall.
Then, I'd piss on his headless corpse, as I lower it into the hole I dug in my backyard.
Then, I would go to sleep, needing it after the required physical exertion needed to mangle a corpse.
 

lupe

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I would have to say yes. I mean, I already hospitalized a man for trying to mug me, and even in self defense I do feel like I pushed things too far, but I'm in no particular hurry to let someone kill me. I would try reasoning first, but I'm not gonna keep playing that card while he's swinging an axe at me or something.
 

Skeleon

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MaxTheReaper said:
The problem with that is simple: I severely doubt that once I had someone who had just wronged me in a very large way unconscious and helpless I wouldn't proceed to open them up with a kitchen knife to find out what makes them tick.
Once again, everything about this paragraph tells me you're joking.
Yet you assured me of your seriousness so my equally serious advice is this:
Go see a psychologist and talk about your urges in a relaxed and professional setting.
It's not shameful to admit you have a problem dealing with others; very, very many people can't really interact socially, far more than you'd probably think.
It would be shameful, though, to just keep going without trying to change.
 

Samurai Goomba

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Yeah, I would. I might try to avoid it so I'd stay out of court, but I'd kill somebody if I had to.

Those who claim murder is not an action ever taken by sensible people of sound mind should understand the truly vague nature of "sanity" in the first place. In my experience, the only "sane" people are those completely convinced of their own insanity, and the ones who claim to be "normal" are the folks you have to watch. Normalcy is a lie. It's a subjective, conformist and arbitrary measurement used to brainwash people into believing whatever one wants them to believe. "A normal person doesn't behave like X. A normal person doesn't do Y. A normal person always obeys Z, etc."

Once a person steps onto my property without my permission (especially at night, or in the company of others), I have to assume there are no limits to what he will do. If he doesn't have limits, well, neither can I have them if I want to stay alive and protect people important to me. Any hesitation can be fatal, and cooperating with him might just get me killed. Murder, pah! I'll resort to assassination if I think that's the only way my loved ones and I can escape with our lives.
 

Zersy

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xmetatr0nx said:
If he broke into my house trying to kill me, i would try very hard not to kill him or to disarm him in some way. If forced to, yes i would kill him without a second thought.
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You can't really say No or that you wouldn't atleast try to kill him as your survival instincts would take over I suppose though if you really hate killing you might just try disarm him atleast but ugh effort just do it!!
Unless you were shocked and frozen which can happen.
 

Rafe

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I would have serious conscious problems afterwards but in that position I would Kill.

Shame there's no option to restrain him till the police get there :p
 

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IxionIndustries said:
Yes, I would. Then I would chop his god damned head off, stuff it full of cotton balls, and hang it on my wall.
Then, I'd piss on his headless corpse, as I lower it into the hole I dug in my backyard.
Then, I would go to sleep, needing it after the required physical exertion needed to mangle a corpse.
Hmm. Cotton balls? I'm not sure if I should take you seriously on that part.

Everyone knows that to properly preserve a human head, you should use Fix-a-Flat. You know, the stuff-in-a-can that you use to, well, fix a flat tire. Or even better, whipped cream.

And then I'd have it bronzed, so that I could proudly display my trophy on a pike outside my apartment door as a warning to others. I'd even decorate it for the holidays. Maybe a nice little pointy hat for Halloween, a Santa hat for Christmas...you know. That type of thing.