Poll: Would you rather live in a world with vampires and no nukes, or nukes and no vampires?

[Grayjack]

Vampires, as long as they aren't Twilight Vampires.

 

[letsnoobtehpwns]

Nukes because I hate whales. Although, having vampires would be nice. Girls would know that vampires aren't anything like Edward Cullen.

 

[Cpt. Red]

Nukes but it really depends of the type of vampires...

 

[MiserableOldGit]

I'm an irriated werewolf... you bastard.

As opposed to one of those sunny, gregarious werewolves we here so much about...

 

[Snowalker]

I'm an irriated werewolf... you bastard.

As opposed to one of those sunny, gregarious werewolves we here so much about...

Finally someone who understands my pain! *howls*

 

[effilctar]

As long as it's PROPER vampires and not the faggots from twilight that sparkle.

 

[The Kangaroo]

I'm an irriated werewolf... you bastard.

And as we all know from History werewolves pwn vampires

 

[ProfessorLayton]

Vampires and no nukes because you can always fight vampires. There's no fighting having your skin melt off your face.

 

[The Kangaroo]

As long as it's PROPER vampires and not the faggots from twilight that sparkle.

Like the darren Shan ones? They were awesome and I'd want to be half Vampire

 

[Danzaivar]

Are we talking mindless Zombie Vampires, or cultured and fully aware Vampires?

 

[MiserableOldGit]

Hmm....

How many vampires?

Ah, thats interesting. You see, as creatures that cannot die we have to carefully control numbers, so you have to apply to turn someone at the DUA (dept. for undead admissions). Without the correct forms, vamps are hunted down like dogs and killed slowly and painfully, or worse, forced through the appeal process.
Did I say we? They.

 

[MiserableOldGit]

Are we talking mindless Zombie Vampires, or cultured and fully aware Vampires?

Er, both. Why not.

 

[Neonbob]

Nukes because I hate whales. Although, having vampires would be nice. Girls would know that vampires aren't anything like Edward Cullen.

Were you trying to get some affection?
Because you just earned it.
Right there.
*hands pamphlet*
That's a schedule of planned drops.
Stop by if you're still interested.

 

[MiserableOldGit]

a world with nukes isnt that the world we live into day.Or did the governments of the world announce that they were all lieing because they all thought the other side had nukes.

Yep- thats the point- that real world threats like muggers, rapsits, nukes, etc are scarier than made up ones, thus mooting the horror genre.
Mind you, it got lost in the vamp chat so I can see why you'd miss that. Probably should have picked a different example. Oh well, you live and learn-unless you get nuked or sucked dry...

 

[Kiutu]

Nukes. They've never been used in anger since 1945, and they were pretty much what prevented the cold war from turning hot. For all we know, we could be speaking Russian now.

Or they could be speaking english.

 

[psyfai]

Fallout 12- This time it's vampires.

 

[AkJay]

Nukes. They've never been used in anger since 1945, and they were pretty much what prevented the cold war from turning hot. For all we know, we could be speaking Russian now.

Spoken like a true comrade.

 

[bigolbear]

Give. Me. My. Nukes.
There is no other option for me.

Of course you cant nuke whales without nukes after all. *[sub]I wonder if you can make vampire whales... Hmmmmm...[/sub]

I vote vampires, they'd spice up life a whole lot more.

perhaps we could nuke wales instead? (note the spelling)... come on.. plz.

On the matter of nukes vs vampirs id prefer a world with vampires - cos i can rip a vampire apart with my teeth and claws (note my avater plz) but newkiller testing makes the earth warmer which makes me uncomfortable and also leaves me kinda homeless. Id suggest finding any vampires we can if they do exist strapping them to all the nukes, then posibly just fire them at the heart of the sun... or wales.

if america had no nukes would it have dropped vampires on japan, and what would godzilla have had to say about it?

 

[effilctar]

As long as it's PROPER vampires and not the faggots from twilight that sparkle.

Like the darren Shan ones? They were awesome and I'd want to be half Vampire

Darren Shan is amazing but I'd rather stick to traditional vampires