Poll: Would you turn into a vampire?

[Brad Shepard]

AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA! no.

 

[Baldry]

Well yes, but not the the Twilight kind of vampires.
I'd like to become one because of immortality! I've always wanted to live for ever! They've got some other cool stuff aswell.

 

[teebeeohh]

yes

one question: can i still eat normal food? Not for stopping the hunger put for the taste and to fit in at dinner parties

 

[Tharwen]

But... people would notice when you wouldn't want to go outside...

I think I'd miss the Sun a little too much.

 

[Canid117]

I would grab me a wooden stake and go on a vampire murder spree.

 

[Andantil]

Absolutely.
Semi-immortality at the cost of garlic and sunlight, very worth it.

 

[Assassin Xaero]

Probably not... the whole living forever (or a real long ass time) thing turns me off of it...

 

[crudus]

I would do what I always dreamed of doing: run. I would leave everything behind and just travel the world as best as possible.

Sunlight hurts like heck. Doesn't make you sparkle, just makes you dead, as in instantly sets you on fire like you're covered with gasoline and I dropped a match on you. You can cover yourself with clothes, but it has to be sunproof and clothes that sunproof don't exist as far as I know. (Edit; I'm told they do exist.)

Yes they do exist. There are two people I can think of who are allergic to the sun. One walks around in a radiation suit. The other tattooed their entire body and holds a world record.

 

[Rutskarn]

Yeah, I'd just say, "Hey, yo, world, turns out I'm a vampire. Science, want to study this action? Maybe come up with some miracle drugs? Good Samaritans and twilight fans, want to donate some blood? Also, on an unrelated note, here's some books and stuff that I can capitalize on my fame to get published."

Then hire some bodyguards so lunatics don't try to stab you. And invest in some body armor.

 

[TheTurtleMan]

No, I like sunlight and people too much to meet those requirements. Chances are I'd sooner die of sunlight than of old age without being a vampire.

 

[Jack and Calumon]

You have to seriously tell me what you would do in a sitch like that.

I shall not answer until you fix that. I'm sorry, but that was the only word that, at all, stood out.

Calumon: I'll answer though, and I don't wanna be a Vampire. I'm already a monster, and I have most of those things anyway. Jack says I don't age, and I can go out whenever I want anyway at any time. Plus fangs are scary!

Fixed it.

*HUGS*

I guess I would if we had the Twilight rule of never aging. But if I aged normally, then maybe not, as my bones will get stiff. Although, with my brains, I could become the new ruler of the world! Or at least the country. I'll lock my doors and put tripwires in my bedroom, so people will wake me when they enter my room. When they do wake me, I shall arise from my slumber, and feast on them. Also, wear Kevlar, so it's hard for them to stab me.

Calumon: Want custard with that?

That's not something from twilight. It's an original vampire thing, and it also shows up in Buffy.

Not a fan of Buffy, never watched it, I must say. Nor much Joss Whedon stuff. I usually know them aging with Dracula and that, usually just much more slowly.

Calumon: I hope Jack got that Joss Whedon thing right. :S

 

[Living Contradiction]

Nope, can't bring myself to want to do it. I'd go nuts after a few centuries and probably wind up watching a sunrise just to make it stop.

 

[cauby]

Vampires are so lame nowadays that i don't want anything that associates me to them.Also,I enjoy sunlight.

 

[Talvrae]

I want you to imagine that this night, a vampire comes to you and offers to turn you. What would you do in a situation like that?
To make it simple, here's the rules:
Edit: I've noticed I was a bit too vague about the rules, so I added a bit. Feel free to edit your reply or post a new one if this makes you change your mind.

Sunlight hurts like heck. Doesn't make you sparkle, just makes you dead, as in instantly sets you on fire like you're covered with gasoline and I dropped a match on you. You can cover yourself with clothes, but it has to be sunproof and clothes that sunproof don't exist as far as I know. (Edit; I'm told they do exist.)
A stake in the heart'll kill you.
Can't die of old age.
Cross all the running water you like.
Yes, you turn into a bat, but only for an hour a day (or night, whatever).
Yes, you are allergic to garlic.
You need to sleep as usual.
You're super-strong.
You have to eat every third day to survive, but waiting that long'll make you really hungry. Sucking blood once a night makes you quite full. Two people are a lot, and three a vomit-inducing feast.
It has to be human blood that's sucked from a human being or through a straw in a bag of blood. It has to be as fresh as the blood they put in people that have been in accidents. You know, you can't let it coagulate. But you can put it in the freezer and take it out again later. Just keep it reasonably fresh.
No hypno-powers apart from stopping people from running away when you try to zuck their bludd.
No staurophobia. (Fear of crosses or the crucifix.)
Doesn't change your looks apart from the fangs.
Please, ignore all religious implications of turning vamp. In other words, assume that god isn't real. (No offense to religious people.



And here's the thing: You have to be honest. No saying "Sure, cuz vampires are cool!" or "No, vampires SUCK!" You have to seriously tell me what you would do in a situation like that.

Lot of thouse decision are pretty arbitrary... like the sun that kill the vampire... i'm not for sparking vampire but Bram Stoker Dracula could get out of the sun... you stick on mythos msot of the time but ignore other... you say they can cross running water but are allergic to garlic? why?

 

[LadyRhian]

Yes. I am already a night person. I'd spend my time taking out criminals. Oh, and the anti-coagulants in blood bags won't kill me or taste bad? I am *so* there.

 

[fenixkane]

Yeah, I'd do it. A chance at immortality is better than knowing that you have an expiration date inevitably.
Edit: I like the dark too. Daylight is overrated and spaceships probably wont be made out of clear materials in the future.