Poll: Would you vote for Cthulhu for president 2012?

[Simriel]

No. I play doubles chess with him - he has no grasp of tactics!
He's a nice...horrific abomination, though.

This thread has caught the attention of MaxTheReaper. I am honored.

Can we please stop treating max like some form of greater being? He is simply randominity and shock value.

Once again, I was not expecting to get any replies on this thread. Getting a reply by a prominent member was quite unexpected.

You mention Cthulhu and half the escapist is sure to reply.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

No. I play doubles chess with him - he has no grasp of tactics!
He's a nice...horrific abomination, though.

This thread has caught the attention of MaxTheReaper. I am honored.

Can we please stop treating max like some form of greater being? He is simply randominity and shock value.

Once again, I was not expecting to get any replies on this thread. Getting a reply by a prominent member was quite unexpected.

You mention Cthulhu and half the escapist is sure to reply.

I noticed that now.

 

[Simriel]

No. I play doubles chess with him - he has no grasp of tactics!
He's a nice...horrific abomination, though.

This thread has caught the attention of MaxTheReaper. I am honored.

Can we please stop treating max like some form of greater being? He is simply randominity and shock value.

Once again, I was not expecting to get any replies on this thread. Getting a reply by a prominent member was quite unexpected.

You mention Cthulhu and half the escapist is sure to reply.

I noticed that now.

The nerd is a somewhat predictable being.

 

[Chimpzy_v1legacy]

Since everybody will die in some incomprehesibly terrifying way anyway ... why not.

 

[Kajt]

I would, honestly, fly all the way from Sweden to America just to vote for Cthulhu.

 

[Fronken]

Yes.

Why vote for a lesser evil?

This.

 

[toapat]

come on, he's gotta be democrat or republican to win, people will vote for their party regardless of whose best.

Cthulhu would be the only option on the ballet, so everyone would vote for him

hell ya, especially if the VP is Chuck Norris

 

[Saskwach]

As you can see from my avatar, I already voted for him in the last: there's no way in hell I'll desert him just because he's a minority party right now. It's not throwing away my vote, it's hedging my bets for the inevitable return of the beings that are beyond our comprehension.

 

[Windexglow]

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!

 

[The Austin]

Will someone please explain to me, WHO IS CTHULHU?

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

What's his stance on the Middle East?

 

[Amnestic]

Will someone please explain to me, WHO IS CTHULHU?

Wikipedia has everything you need to know on the matter without delving too deeply into the mythos proper.

Yes.

Why vote for a lesser evil?

See, that's a campaign that I'd run under. I can see it now.. LaCoil 2012.. Strolling through a blood-stained oval office after wiping out another group who dared say she could run because she wasn't born in the US.

I think Kthulhu would make a very good president. He and I have spent hours chilling out in the Kthulhuian Cafe. Does a mean ristretto too.

I just have no idea what your avatar is anymore. A duck with a top hat maybe? You seem to change it every two days. It's getting hard to keep up.

 

[annoyinglizardvoice]

Can't see him doing any worse than Bush

 

[Xvito]

if Cthulhu ran for president in 2012, would you vote for him? Would you wait and see if he takes power by himself or would you bring him in democratically. Would you be proud of voting for Cthulhu?

Would I have a choice? I mean, he is sort of the ultimate evil. He could probably twist a few arms if people weren't voting for him...

Arms? Don't you mean minds?

Well... Yeah. But you know what I mean...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

if Cthulhu ran for president in 2012, would you vote for him? Would you wait and see if he takes power by himself or would you bring him in democratically. Would you be proud of voting for Cthulhu?

Would I have a choice? I mean, he is sort of the ultimate evil. He could probably twist a few arms if people weren't voting for him...

Arms? Don't you mean minds?

Well... Yeah. But you know what I mean...

Yeah, I got where you were coming from.

 

[wewontdie11]

Can't see him doing any worse than Bush

Yea. I mean he could eat your soul but at least the economy would be stable and he has a tough stance on foreign affairs.

 

[The_ModeRazor]

No. This Planet is Mine.

 

[SnowCold]

I have no opinion, since I can't vote, though If I can vote, I think I'll just vote for the druggies that year for the lulz.

 

[Shaoken]

I'd have to vote against Cuthullu and try and send him back into his slumber. Sure if I fail I'll die horribly and if I don't then I'll be insane for the rest of my life, but at the very least the world will be saved until some idiot decides to go poking around Ry'leth again.