Poll: Would you vote for Cthulhu for president 2012?

[dalek sec]

Btw how many of you have actually read the Cthulhu mythos ? Because it seems like he is just a geek icon even when they know nothing about him.

Yes I have read the Cthulhu mythos and am well aware of the cosmic horror that he is, I'd still vote for him.

 

[iblis666]

I want him to be the president of Poland. This way, you either submit to us and accept us as your overlords, or he can cast you into the twisted dimention he and his "friends" came from.

So, yes.

Poland is still a country?

No, we've secretly taken over Lithuania and we're the great Commonwealth again. But sshhh!!

Seriously, shhhh.

that would be different poland might become the aggressor in a war instead of always being a stepping stone for some nations true objective

 

[War Penguin]

Jokingly, hell yes. Realistically, I'd be thinking about it. I mean who'd be his running mate?

 

[Abedeus]

I want him to be the president of Poland. This way, you either submit to us and accept us as your overlords, or he can cast you into the twisted dimention he and his "friends" came from.

So, yes.

Poland is still a country?

No, we've secretly taken over Lithuania and we're the great Commonwealth again. But sshhh!!

Seriously, shhhh.

that would be different poland might become the aggressor in a war instead of always being a stepping stone for some nations true objective

I suggest you review your history.

Half of the wars in the middle ages were either fought by Poland or against us. Hell, we had more land than any other country.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/43/Rzeczpospolita.png

It's just that... you know how it is when someone is too strong. When they noticed Poland couldn't be conquered by anyone, they bunched up and attacked from all sides.

 

[fenrizz]

Of course I would. He has the makings of a fine president! A proper posture. Excellent speech delivery. Tentacles. The works!

*signs up for the campaign*
SUre, I'll vote for Cthulhu.

 

[Labyrinth]

Yes.

Why vote for a lesser evil?

See, that's a campaign that I'd run under. I can see it now.. LaCoil 2012.. Strolling through a blood-stained oval office after wiping out another group who dared say she could run because she wasn't born in the US.

I think Kthulhu would make a very good president. He and I have spent hours chilling out in the Kthulhuian Cafe. Does a mean ristretto too.

 

[velcthulhu]

I believe my position is given away by my user name.

 

[linchowlewy]

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

 

[Xvito]

if Cthulhu ran for president in 2012, would you vote for him? Would you wait and see if he takes power by himself or would you bring him in democratically. Would you be proud of voting for Cthulhu?

Would I have a choice? I mean, he is sort of the ultimate evil. He could probably twist a few arms if people weren't voting for him...

 

[ottenni]

Why vote for a lesser evil? I don't know ask all the republicans.

 

[Sewblon]

He is the high priest of The Old Ones. In the interest of the separation of church and state, and because he is not a natural born US citizen, I could not support him.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

if Cthulhu ran for president in 2012, would you vote for him? Would you wait and see if he takes power by himself or would you bring him in democratically. Would you be proud of voting for Cthulhu?

Would I have a choice? I mean, he is sort of the ultimate evil. He could probably twist a few arms if people weren't voting for him...

Arms? Don't you mean minds?

 

[Jason Danger Keyes]

if sauron was prez i'd be able to go on an epic ring quest

 

[The Great JT]

I would have to hear his platform on the issues. Specifically, foriegn policy, social security reform, education and health care.

 

[CloudKiller]

Considering that the world is supposed to end that year, then why not. It would be interesting to see how the Obama camp would try to smear him, considering that whatever they can think of he'll have probably done worst.

Obama: We have photo's of you with a prostitude

Cthulhu: You thinks thats bad, get a load of this...

 

[Simriel]

No. I play doubles chess with him - he has no grasp of tactics!
He's a nice...horrific abomination, though.

This thread has caught the attention of MaxTheReaper. I am honored.

Can we please stop treating max like some form of greater being? He is simply randominity and shock value.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

No. I play doubles chess with him - he has no grasp of tactics!
He's a nice...horrific abomination, though.

This thread has caught the attention of MaxTheReaper. I am honored.

Can we please stop treating max like some form of greater being? He is simply randominity and shock value.

Once again, I was not expecting to get any replies on this thread. Getting a reply by a prominent member was quite unexpected.