Poll: You are a mercenary!
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Yes.
See what Marv did to Kevin in Sin City: The Hard Goodbye and you'll get a good idea of what I'd do to the fucker.
See what Marv did to Kevin in Sin City: The Hard Goodbye and you'll get a good idea of what I'd do to the fucker.
I am a professional, i got paid to do a job and sure most of that pay went to the vet to keep him quite after pulling the three slugs outa me butt. but im a profeesional and that means seeing the job thru.
SO killinng the dude, well whatever is at hand really... pen, gun, his socks...whatever works
SO killinng the dude, well whatever is at hand really... pen, gun, his socks...whatever works
Oh hell yes. I would beat him senseless, then drench him in gasoline and light a match, running out of the building as not to get burned myself.
Well, I'm not a mercenary so I don't have any idea how I'd kill him, but rest assured that nobody and I mean NOBODY lives a long life after attempting to kill me (despite the fact that he was clearly defending himself from an assassin who just happened to be me).
You were thrown off of this:pimppeter2 said:
Ryan was never too good at height calculations when it came to killing.
And if I'm not crippled: Yes. Because that's the most badass choice. And as we all know: Badasses always, erm, I forget the rest, but you know where this is going.
Well, seeing as I didn't actually get the chance to torture him and throw him off a building, his actions outweigh mine, so technicqally, I have to make his actions against me justified, by doing them in reverse to him, so that everything returns to neutral status ... so I start by getting someone else to inflict all the wounds I had, on him. Then I throw him ONTO a building from ground level (same building as he threw me off), then I fix all of his torturous injuries (in a painful way). Then, when he is fixed up, we both would have been through the same sort of stuff and we would both be healthy, and therefore, on equal footing ... Then I kill him. (A job is a job, and, as a mercenary, I would have a reputation to protect).
Depends. If he caught me due to his skill over mine, or some other respectable means, then no. I'd respect that he outdid me, and in all honesty probably talk with him after all those years (assuming he wouldn't try to attack me at that point).
If he caught me via no skill or wit of his own, then yeah, I'd finish off the job.
If he caught me via no skill or wit of his own, then yeah, I'd finish off the job.
first i would tie him to a chair. then i would electrocute his balls until he cries for death. then i beat the fucking shit outta him. then i put him in a rotating chair and spin him until he vomits. then i will put a single bullet in his head using a silenced 9mm pistol.
just 'cause ima sick twisted bastard in my dreams that dosent mean i would do it in real life.
just 'cause ima sick twisted bastard in my dreams that dosent mean i would do it in real life.
tourture him him then throw him off a much much bigger buliding like lets say the eifel tower and somewher dureing the tourture id cut of his dick shuv it up his ass and make sarcastic coments like go fuck yourself
Well, yeah I'm going to kill him I'm a merc... that's what I do, right?
As for how to kill this Ryan fellow chances are he thinks I am dead anyhow. But just to be sure I would have facial reconstruction, which hell if he tortured me so bad I may have needed it anyway. I'd stalk him, learn his schedule and eventually go Dexter on his ass. Wrap him up with plastic wrap show him a picture of myself from the day he tortured me. And as his eyes widen from realization I would look him in the eyes and say "Ryan is a stupid name for a hit." Boom knife in chest, chopped to pieces, dumped in ocean and it's all over.
As for how to kill this Ryan fellow chances are he thinks I am dead anyhow. But just to be sure I would have facial reconstruction, which hell if he tortured me so bad I may have needed it anyway. I'd stalk him, learn his schedule and eventually go Dexter on his ass. Wrap him up with plastic wrap show him a picture of myself from the day he tortured me. And as his eyes widen from realization I would look him in the eyes and say "Ryan is a stupid name for a hit." Boom knife in chest, chopped to pieces, dumped in ocean and it's all over.
Depends if I'm still under contract. Contract still valid: snipe him from a distance, quick clean, efficient. Collect paycheck, have a well-deserved cup of coffee and a blueberry muffin. Go to bed, wake up next day to a breakfast of bacon and eggs and go about my business as normal.
Not under contract: now it's personal. Option 1, Conquer His Mind and Turn It Against His Body: Lock him in a sub-basement with recordings of the things he finds most irritating (I favor custom-made tortures). On the floor will be a rusty spoon. Wait until he goes insane enough that he tries to kill himself with the spoon.
Option 2, Toilet Humor: Plant bomb under his toilet, a la Lethal Weapon 2, although the explosive would be only strong enough and shaped appropriately to blow apart the toilet. He dies the death of a thousand porcelain fragments in various parts of his body, with a concentration of fragments in his posterior.
Not under contract: now it's personal. Option 1, Conquer His Mind and Turn It Against His Body: Lock him in a sub-basement with recordings of the things he finds most irritating (I favor custom-made tortures). On the floor will be a rusty spoon. Wait until he goes insane enough that he tries to kill himself with the spoon.
Option 2, Toilet Humor: Plant bomb under his toilet, a la Lethal Weapon 2, although the explosive would be only strong enough and shaped appropriately to blow apart the toilet. He dies the death of a thousand porcelain fragments in various parts of his body, with a concentration of fragments in his posterior.
i wouldn't kill him, i'd first get answers, if i don't, i let him go free and track his movements with a tracking device he isn't aware because it's inside his body (that's total control NWO reference) if he fucks with me after years of BS, poison inserted by device. If the mission has been successful those in charge are going to feel nothing, just a multi "surgical" strike to be sure their all blown off...
sniping,bombing,poisoning-whichever is the most efficient. not so much for revenge per se-but probably because a-he's probably goona hunt you down if he found out that you're still alive. b-he's probably a scum to society- im probably doing the public a service by getting rid of him.
lolz-a MW2 quote of death.bodyklok said:
