Poll: You are being watched.

[chozo_hybrid]

Damn! Then they'll know I'm only 22 and not yet legal to watch ULTRA PORN!

 

[2012 Wont Happen]

Due to some outright treasonous things me and my friends used to say over Myspace IM during the Bush years, I probably will have my activity monitored for several more years anyway, so this doesn't concern me much.

 

[bobknowsall]

Alright, from now on we speak in code. To say "Hello, how are you?", we use "The president dies tonight", "Fine, thanks" is now "Our man is disabling the security systems as we speak".

1. Start using code.
2. Start stopwatch.
3. Time how long it takes to be Party V&.
4. ????
5. Profit!

The wabbit is in the woods, repeat, the wabbit is in the woods. Elmer Fudd is NOT in position!

Donald Duck is down, I repeat, DONALD DUCK IS DOWN!

Good God... We got the wrong wabbit... May as well take your ACME Quick-Acting Cyanide Pills now, gentlemen.

 

[ZombieGenesis]

As a great CIA agent once said, there are two misconceptions about government.
1. That they can monitor and keep tabs on us.
2. That they have the resources to complete the first.

 

[Yureina]

I get watched by my obnoxious neighbors, so I guess this is just one more eye on my life.

*sigh*

 

[EeveeElectro]

Fucking ninjas!

 

[DividedUnity]

Hahaha I hope my ISP is watching. They can enjoy the show too.

 

[sabbat]

They put cameras in the lightbulbs. NO, I WON'T TAKE MY MEDS! Trust no one. Buy candles. Tell these men in white coats that I'm not crazy and to STOP INJECTING ME WITH TRANQS.

Of course, I kid. But, remember. Just because you're paranoid, it doesn't mean they're not watching.

 

[sabbat]

I have Hardcore Bondage porn one woman and a donkey terrorist plans information on who shot jfk plans to take over the world absolutely nothing on my computer. 'm boned safe.

 

[sabbat]

Well, I believe that the capability exists to watch me. However, for one I just don't care and two, well if you ever watch Penn and Teller's Bulltshit series I think they make a good case. Their argument is that there simply aren't enough resources to spy on everyone. It's just not possible.

And also, why the hell would anyone get a job spying on everyday people? Picture the scenario: "Mr Smith has just updated his Facebook status? What could it be? Terrorist plots? Links to Child Porn? What is it? WHAT IS IT? Oh, "Just been to supermarket 'cause I ran out of carrots again. LOL." Sigh. Why did I choose THIS job?"

 

[Wardnath]

I live in Australia. I fail to see how this is gonna affect me.

 

[sabbat]

If that was true they'd catch me beating off a lot.

You'd need a SPECIAL kind of passion for justice to watch people polishing their pole all day, just on the OFF CHANCE that you catch someone doing something illegal.

Unless the wanking is the reason you chose the job, in which case, EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

 

[Akai Shizuku]

If that was true they'd catch me beating off a lot.

You'd need a SPECIAL kind of passion for justice to watch people polishing their pole all day, just on the OFF CHANCE that you catch someone doing something illegal.

Unless the wanking is the reason you chose the job, in which case, EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Brave New Wank?

 

[sabbat]

If that was true they'd catch me beating off a lot.

You'd need a SPECIAL kind of passion for justice to watch people polishing their pole all day, just on the OFF CHANCE that you catch someone doing something illegal.

Unless the wanking is the reason you chose the job, in which case, EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Brave New Wank?

EWWWWWWWW

 

[Sigel]

Schmeh. So they know what porn I watch to get off. Seems like a waste to me.

 

[AMX58]

yeah so what they watching me wat the deal

 

[Wardnath]

I live in Australia. I fail to see how this is gonna affect me.

Our government is too lazy to do this.

Basically, yeah.

EWWWWWWWW

rofl

 

[gostchiken]

Since I plan on working for the FBI, I think of it as a useful tool. It will be interesting to be on the other side of the Electric Eye.

 

[Crystal Cuckoo]

Fuck, I knew browsing 4chan that one day wasn't a good idea.