Poll: You are holding the world ransom. What are your demands?

[Distorted Stu]

I want the moon destroyed

 

[Veldel]

Everyone is forced to disband there goverment and rebuild into a united world of many things from such laws that hindered many parts. Relgion would lose its safty and would be taxed. Africa is to be cleaned up. My demand would be to have this world start getting cleaned up.

Gay Marrage would become legal all over world people deserve equal rights.

Groups like the KKK,WBC and so on will be rounded up and casted away on a island away from anyone so that there pointless hatred can be gone

 

[MiracleOfSound]

Make the knife a 2-hit kill.

 

[darthotaku]

100 billion dollars
72 virgins (girls)
72 sluts (girls)
world peace
and the letter "M" sticken from the french and german languages

Im holding the world ransome with a large nuclear powered laser on a space station. I will also unleash my army of super nerds on the world.

 

[ThatLankyBastard]

INVADE THE SUN!!!

...and if they don't?

Then I unleash ma zombeh armeez!!!

 

[GruntOwner]

Bill O'Riley and Glenn Beck are to be killed. Firefly is to be uncanceled. All employees of Fox News are to be burned to death. Congressmen are to be killed and replaced with people who have a shred of compassion and aren't corrupt. The same goes for all government officials. Jack Chick is to be crucified. The ownership of all works of Joss Whedon are to be given to him if he doesn't currently own them. Gay Marriage is to be made legal everywhere. North Korea and Iran are to be reduced to a radioactive wasteland. China and all other countries are ordered to forget about ever getting their money back from the US and the US's debt is to be abolished. George W. Bush, George HW Bush and Jeb Bush are all to be strapped to the nukes that hit Iran and NK. The FCC is to be abolished. The mountains of Afghanistan are to be carpet bombed until they are nothing but rubble and then we are to leave the Middle East. Microsoft is to give the rights to Halo to Bungie and Take Two is to do the same with the rights to Oni. Valve is to tell us where Episode 3 is at and why it's taking so long. The guys at Rooster Teeth are to be given a Nobel Prize. Mercenaries 3 is to be made by the developers of Just Cause 2. Activison is to be shut down. Linkara is now in charge of what happens at comic book companies as he isn't a retard. There's more, I just can't think of it right now.

This is hilarious, you clung so tightly to what you percieved to be the "moral high ground" earlier in another thread but now you are here advocating genocide, the very thing you condemned in your hypothetical.
That is very invalid I feel.

I found it funny how shortsighted most of those policies are. Great, Activision's gone. A good few hundreds jobs are lost, numerous developers lose their funding and EA's only true competition for the monopoly's gone. I also have to ask what China did to deserve such a shaft when the US got itself a debt and China was never under any obligation to help them.

Edit: I'd demand world domination. Not a singular world government, just the undisputed right to swoop on down, make a demand and have it met unquestionabley when I choose to.

My Method: Taking over all audio outputs on the earth through various methods and threatening to play Carammelldansen through them all. Fun, yes, but let's see a world run smoothly with that much madness.

 

[GrinningManiac]

I demand a private Caribbean island with enough money to hire a small personal army and build a big art-deco house and live in comfort for the rest of my days

(note - not an actual army, I mean when you refer to a billionaire's personal security force with uniforms n' guns)

 

[Macgyvercas]

How: Hold the leaders of all the world's major powers in a room with a bomb ready to go off at the push of a button.

My demands: A metric fuckton of money, all the anime and maga I want, the WBC to be fed to crocodiles, and Leeland Yee's and Jack Thompson's heads on a platter

 

[ThatLankyBastard]

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The guys at Rooster Teeth are to be given a Nobel Prize.
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Rooster Teeth for Nobel Prize! W00T!!!

 

[Koroviev]

Affordable higher education. Now.

 

[Quaxar]

Eh, 1 million dollar seems like a fair price for this rock... and if you don't give it to me I'm going to burn the sun to death!

Wait, no, let me take that back. I want a Battlestar. Really, if all nations worked together on this one we could probably make something closely resembling one. I know the Enterprise would be even more kickass, but I don't really want to wait until someone finally invents proton torpedos, shield technology, a replicator and a holodeck.

 

[TheAmazingTGIF]

I outlaw stupidity in my New World Order

 

[GrizzlerBorno]

Ehhh, money. Yeah, money would do the trick. And immunity from prosecution, that's pretty obvious though.

I'm with this guy. Keep it simple and come up with demands one slow step at a time.

How: By telling them that i have the power to destroy the sun, on the day of a full solar Eclipse...............OH MY GOD! did i just reference a Tintin comic? How fucking OLD am I?!

 

[Mcupobob]

How: Threaten to unleash my zombie horde on to the world!

My demands: That the world names me president emperor: king of the stars and all that reside underneath them. And I will only be address by my title! Oh and I guess world peace and that jazz, and I get my own personal research team of top scientist that are to invent anything I want no matter how ridiculous!

EDIT: Scratch the world peace, I just want my title and research team who have unlimited funding. Oh and a doomsday fortress where the white house is, The government there can move somewhere else. I would however want no power despite my title, the human race is going to do what it wants to do and no amount of fear is gonna stop them. You can't help everyone someone is gonna be poor, someone is always gonna commit a crime, and parts of the world are not gonna change.

 

[Mechsoap]

All idiots and douchbags who makes other lives hard, is to be executed by blod loss from the
genitalia area. Also to make me the world leader, aaaaaaaaand 1 million dollars! *puts pinky to mouth*

How you ask? I got the motherfucking nanosuit, that's how.

 

[bubba145]

the world Gian space lasers.
For: control of North America. the rest of the world can go f it self.

 

[Rhymenoceros]

By suppplying me and a couple of friends with the Oesterhaagan keys
Yay! Doctor Who!
And for material gain. If you're gonna do it do it properly!

 

[Someonetookmyname]

i dont know how i would do it but i would demand just about everything mentioned in this topic

 

[GrinningManiac]

Bill O'Riley and Glenn Beck are to be killed.

Wow - ending human lives because you disagree with their opinions. Isn't that what North Korea and Iran do?

Firefly is to be uncanceled.

fair enough

All employees of Fox News are to be burned to death.

Why? Because you disagree with their standpoint? A lot of employees at Fox aren't malicious, they're just working 9-5 to make a living. You clearly just mean the people who make executive decisions, which is the tip of a large iceberg with many innocent and hard-working employees. You sound rather Iran-ish

Congressmen are to be killed and replaced with people who have a shred of compassion and aren't corrupt.

People go into politics because they want to make lives better. Noone goes "Bwahaha, I want some fast and easy cash - I'll spend millions of my own money campaigning to perhapes win a democratic vote so I can then work at a difficult job where my only job security is my popularity with the people and it dosen't pay as much as the job I was doing at a big law/oil firm beforehand. Yeah, gonna do all that just so I can get involved in a risky and possibly life-ruining corruption scandal.

The same goes for all government officials.

the same again. Why do you think government offcials are deliberately malicious? Why would they go through so much difficulty and stress so they can get in a job with the sole motivation of screwing you over? No, you're just short-sighted.

Jack Chick is to be crucified.

Who? Again with the murdering, you Kim-Jong Il doppelganger.

The ownership of all works of Joss Whedon are to be given to him if he doesn't currently own them.

There's probably a reason he dosen't have some of them, and those reasons probably involved willing decisions on his part

Gay Marriage is to be made legal everywhere.

first sensible thing you've said all day

North Korea and Iran are to be reduced to a radioactive wasteland.

Why? Because they're dangerous radical countries that have the potential to nuke countries with ideologies and governments they don't agree with? Tell me - does the H in HG131 stand for "Hypocrisy"?

China and all other countries are ordered to forget about ever getting their money back from the US and the US's debt is to be abolished.

US is in debt for a reason - removing said debt would screw over other economies which would have a backlash on America and thus make the removal of the debt void as they're now in another Depression. Thanks

George W. Bush, George HW Bush and Jeb Bush are all to be strapped to the nukes that hit Iran and NK.

Again with the pro-North Korean ideology, you need help

The FCC is to be abolished.

Why? Sure, they might be over-zealous, but don't abolish the damn thing. Cut back on it, but don't abolish. They're there for a reason

The mountains of Afghanistan are to be carpet bombed until they are nothing but rubble and then we are to leave the Middle East.

You are incredibly childish and violent and should never be put in a decision-making role. People live there, you know.

Microsoft is to give the rights to Halo to Bungie and Take Two is to do the same with the rights to Oni.

Bungie dosen't want to do anything else with Halo, stop crying.

Valve is to tell us where Episode 3 is at and why it's taking so long.

Why should they?

The guys at Rooster Teeth are to be given a Nobel Prize.

Nobel Prize for what? Peace? Nope. Chemistry? Nope. I agree the guys are fantastic, but look up the correct awards for the things you wanna give out.

Mercenaries 3 is to be made by the developers of Just Cause 2.

Why don't you just play Just Cause 2 or let them make Just Cause 3?

Activison is to be shut down.

Again with the short-sightedness. They're a huge employer and you clearly only want to punish the managers and CEO and whatnot.

Linkara is now in charge of what happens at comic book companies as he isn't a retard.

He might know how comics should work, but he probably dosen't know how to run a mega-coporation.

There's more, I just can't think of it right now.

You see, normally I'd just say "that's a little poorly-thought out, try harder next time", but after seeing your apparant know-it-all morality on that damned Civil War Assassains Creed thread, I just had to nitpick at the flaws in your argument. You should never be allowed to make decisions, they don't suit you.