Poll: You are holding the world ransom. What are your demands?

[twistedheat15]

I want a giraffe with space age battle armor with lazers on his neck and a jet back and red bull to go along with it... and I think im good with that.

 

[SirDerick]

I demand the greatest peanut butter sandwich of all time.

 

[Sebenko]

HAPPINESS FOR EVERYBODY, FREE, AND NO ONE WILL GO AWAY UNSATISFIED!

Cookie for reference.

 

[dj_8612]

glenn beck and richard littlejohn must perform sex acts on each other apologise to everyone in the world personally then be sent to some work camp or become rent boys

 

[RanD00M]

Bring me Hikaru Utada, Ai Otsuka and Ayumi Hamasaki. Preferably naked, or at least ill clad.

I would threaten the world with a virus that would eat you stomach and boil your heart.

 

[Antari]

I wouldn't have hesitated with demands and the sort. If I'd had the ability to blow up the world. It'd be gone

 

[Thwarted]

Pie!

 

[Someonetookmyname]

i would make some sort of gigantic magnifying glass, send it to space, and use it as a deadly heat ray.

My demands would be: Make Arnold S play all games, that he would describe as: violent and obscene. That, and all the other stuff posted by people here

 

[Secret world leader (shhh)]

World domination.

If i don't have it in 24 hours, Antarctica gets nuked.

 

[Someonetookmyname]

or i would make Obama white, and thus destroying the world as we know IT!

 

[AMMO Kid]

Well you already have the world in position where you can ransom it so isn't that the equivalent to World Domination?

 

[Wintermoot]

World Domination give ME the earth or nobody can have it (wich sounds stupid they,ll do it anyway) and then THE UNIVERSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[DuctTapeJedi]

-All nuclear and biological weapons loaded up and shot into the sun.
-All countries must massively reduce military spending (defensive forces only) and use the money to fund education, healthcare and world hunger projects.
-A traveling waffle bar to be sent around third world countries until global hunger ends.

 

[itsnotyouitsme]

Demands: All your virigns are belong to us!

How: by holding Morgan Freeman at gunpoint.

Dear god man, have you no heart?

 

[Something Amyss]

Massive social reform.

And kittehs.

Lots and lots of kittehs.

 

[TheAceTheOne]

Something interesting to do.
How? Zombies.
What I'd do? I'd release the zombies anyway, after arming myself and my friends and giving the entire world a three day head start, of course. Life gets boring when it's all routine, and even holding the world ransom would bore me eventually. Zombies: Cure to boredom.

 

[GreyKnight3445]

Eh, if I could hold the world to ransom in such a way that they would have to fulfill my demands, I'd use it for a good thing, like getting people to help the ones who are in need. I'd get them to perform operations and give treatment to people who need it, help develop countries, root out piracy (not software stuff, I mean actual piracy, stealing shit on the high seas), teach people and spread knowledge that will help, etc.
Edit: Not sure how I'd do it. Need to have something that won't end life, but will seriously feth over all the people who have power and money, forcing them to help, but not hurting the little guys so much.

did you just say feth?

 

[itsnotyouitsme]

Personally I'd hijack a nuclear fusion/fission plant and threaten to stop the increased gravity. If you don't know, that will make a black hole then will just grow and grow, Effectively killing the earth.
I'd demand the creation of an orbital laser that i have control over and then once i have that ill use it to have world domination and go into every country and, in a very evil way that will not be said, fix the world economy and create global peace through force.

 

[The_ModeRazor]

Immortality.

Trololol indeed.

 

[HT_Black]

If Coleman Reese isn't dead in an hour...I'll blow up a hospital.

Also, world domination.