Poll: You can kill one Mass Effect Squadmate.

[Jake0fTrades]

SNIP

I don't need to click on that link to know it's Mordin singing "Scientist Salarian."

 

[Jake0fTrades]

SNIP

The poll only allows for eight options, I couldn't fit everyone, so I had to combine a few options. That's also the reason Kasumi and Zaeed aren't options.

 

[Philip Petrunak]

Jacob and Miranda. I'm thinking of using the save editor to do that for ME3 anyways.

 

[Therumancer]

Not that this needs a lot of explanation.

You're allowed to kill ONE of your squadmates from Mass Effect 2 with no repercussions whatsoever. So who's it going to be?

Personally, I'd "accidentally" push Jacob out of the airlock. He's the Kaiden of Mass Effect 2, the "goody-goody", "by-the-book" sidekick, and for that he needs to die.

There's only eight spaces on the poll, so I had to combine two of them.

To be honest I was none too fond of either Jacob or Miranda, Miranda was hot at least, but even so having a hispanic by the the name "Miranda Lawson" (The Miranda Law.. hahaha) makes me vaguely ill. I kind of wondered how that one got okayed. Jacob has an interesting personal quest but otherwise is bland, and at least to me (being a guy) he doesn't even provide eye candy.

I thought Jack was okay honestly, one of my favorite characters, basically a female Riddick, it worked for the concept.

 

[gmaverick019_v1legacy]

eh..this is a tuff one


jacob is even more boring than kaiden, i'd take alenko any day over jacob, but then again psycho ***** who needs to be beat in the back of the head and tossed out the garbage disposal of the ship, jack, can go fuck off too.


not in any world anywhere would i ever be attracted or care for a person like jack, regardless of what happened to her in her past, fuckin ignorant stubborn *****.

 

[Comieman]

Miranda, because goddammit shut up about being perfect and quit juggling your spheres in my face. If you have low self esteem because you were genetically modified, you do not fix that by deepthoating people with how perfect you are

 

[Thaliur]

I'd choose whichever option allows me to kill Saeed. Slowly.

 

[Gill Kaiser]

We "can", or we "have to"? If I were just given the option, I wouldn't kill any of them.

If I had to, I'd go for Thane because he's already only got months to live.

 

[Infernai]

Aside from Ashley and Kaiden...Miranda.

I made the dumb choice of not killing Kaiden on Virmire on two playthroughs. That said though...there's still Mass Effect 3 to correct that little mistake. MWAHAHAHAHAHA!

jack needs to get beaten to death with a crowbar.

nuff said.

If you blew her up at the end...I imagine it would play out like this:

 

[DivineBeastLink]

Grunt because he's a *****.

Get your overaggressive, excessively violent krogan **** out of my squad. Now. Wrex was a thousand times better than you.

In fact, I don't like krogan in general. They're just...bastards for no reason. Like Renegade Shepard. Wrex is really the only one I like.

 

[lordofthenight]

Definitely Jacob. He just bored me throughout, and wasn't interesting at all. His story bored me, his conversations bored me, and I didn't see a use for him purely on a metagame point of view either.

 

[Kadoodle]

How the HELL is it that 36 votes went to killing tali? What the crap, Tali is easily the best character!

 

[renegade7]

Samara, she was boring as hell. I might have said Jack or Grunt (because they're not stable) but at least they're useful fighters.

 

[Cat of Doom]

Jack, I mean really, I felt on thin ice with her on the ship. All it would take is for the cook to burn her bacon and she'll flip off on one and destroy the ship. The very first time I spoke to her, bar her recruitment speech, She went off on one cos I hit it off with Miranda. Crazy ass *****

 

[Stabby Joe]

Miranda. I mean even when the game calls her smug you can see the problem.

Also Garrus is too badass to be on this list. And killing Tali? Shame on you!

 

[Kevlar Eater]

I'd gladly ventilate either Miranda's or Jack's head. Aside from looks and maybe personality, they are literally no different.

Thankfully, the former was useful in my insanity run.

 

[Jackalb]

Tali, just because I don't like her creepy fan-base.

 

[Son of a Mitch]

I choose Jacob. He's an OK kind of character, but his abilities weren't all that helpful to me and he's the least interesting. Now if this were ME1, I would blow Ashley out the airlock, do a U-turn, splatter her with the Normandy and throw her remains in a sun. Soooooooooooo damn annoying.

 

[Inkidu]

I'd push Garrus out an airlock in a heartbeat. Mass Effect 1 he was cool, Mass Effect 2 he did nothing but calibrate those fucking guns! I'd take Jacob over that, I'd take Kaiden over that.

I liked Jack though. She was neat.

 

[ScreamingNinja]

Lol. 'I HATE ALL GETH ALL GETH ARE BAD WE MADE TEH ROBOT SLAVES AN THEY HATE US WAH!'

Yeah, not racist at all. XD

Well, they did kind of kill billions of Quarians and steal their planet.

That's what you get with the making of the slaves though..