Poll: You can kill one Mass Effect Squadmate.

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Vrex360

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Liara. No offence to any Liara fans out there, but I never liked her in the first place and I'm getting really tired of Mary Sue status she's been given. I want to be able to kill her if only to make it fair on everyone else.
If every other squadmate can die, didn't get their own comic, their own DLC, their own bishojou statue and weren't presented as the 'default' romance in the game... then Liara should at least be able to DIE.

She's not even the one I dislike the most, Miranda still holds that distinction, but Liara's constant shoving in my face has made me very sick of her. Perhaps it comes from being an Ashley fan and thus having to deal with getting fuck all in regards to attention in Mass Effect 2, but Liara just fills me with resentment and contempt these days.

Let her be able to die, and then I'll be content.

EDIT: Also I'll have you know that after Ashley, Jack is my favorite female character and love interest in Mass Effect so *Blows raspberry* to all of you!
 

Dr. Paine

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I have to admit, I find the 'quarians tried to kill all the geth, so Tali/all of them must die!' reasoning rather funny.

Mainly because the quarians did the exact same things humans would probably do if an artificial intelligence started showing signs of sentience...
 

King Toasty

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None, I love all the characters. D:

But if I HAD to, then... Legion. Sorry buddy, you're a liability.
 

EGtodd09

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Gee if I don't HAVE to kill them I sure as hell don't want to, everything in that franchise is cool. I can't believe so many people want to kill their teammates.
 

JCBFGD

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I pick Grunt. Allow me to be racist and say that they're too dangerous to be allowed to live outside of their homeworld. Of course, let 'em stay on their homeworld and populate freely...the genophage is a war crime, and should be treated as such.
 

Smurf McSmurfington

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DaJoW said:
Never liked Jack, but can't stand Tali. I abhor her and never use her, do her loyalty mission (did it once just to see what it was like) or speak with her.
Wha... how could anyone not like Tali?
It's like not liking... oh bollocks, I can't think of a good analogy for this. Guess I'll just have to go with this one: it's like not liking something totally awesome. Yeah, you'll have to forgive me, it is in fact nearly 6AM here, and I haven't gone to sleep yet.
 

theunholydeath

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Jacob unfortunatly, jack is handy to have in a fight, mordin is hilarious, grunt and garrus are always my squad, tali is just too adorable, miranda would crush me with her boobs, and im more afriad of boob crushing than abb crushing, samara would probibly kill me before i could get a single round off and thane is just awesome, jacob is just, well who cares, the guys too trusting
 

Double A

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DeadlyYellow said:
Why do we have to stop at one?
Miranda and Jack are located on the same option for your convenience. OP should have added Jacob instead of giving him his own button, but you can't win them all.
 

white_salad

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Jack.

She just always came off as the teenage em kid showing off. Oh I murder I'm such a murderous *****, ooo look at meeeeeee.
 

conmag9

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Miranda: "I'm Shepard's second in command"
Shepard: Come again? I miss a memo here?

Miranda: "On this ship, we follow orders"
Shepard: Yes Miranda, let's try the authoritative attitude against the anarchistic mass murderess with more biotic power than any human alive, I'm sure it'll turn out wonderfully. Moron.

Half of Miranda's lines made me want to punch her in her smug little face. Her terrifyingly awkward, uncanny valley face. The other half made me want to move her office into the airlock and have EDI reenact the Shrodenger's Cat thought experiment. The first time I went through the Suicide mission. She and Jacob died. Jacob, I wish had lived, as he was, if slightly bland, a reasonably pleasant individual. I hated her enough that I didn't restart it.
 

Mimssy

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Only one? Darn.

If I can only choose one, Miranda dies. (followed by Jacob and Samara)
 

Gearset

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Jack. For being so ungrateful for me going all the way down to the fucking engineering to see her.
*****.
 

joshuaayt

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Shepard. I'd kill Shepard. What has she ever done for me? I have to do all of the hard work, and she just gets to flirt with... Well, everyone.

Screw Shepard.
 

ScreamingNinja

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Buchholz101 said:
ScreamingNinja said:
Buchholz101 said:
ScreamingNinja said:
Lol. 'I HATE ALL GETH ALL GETH ARE BAD WE MADE TEH ROBOT SLAVES AN THEY HATE US WAH!'

Yeah, not racist at all. XD
Well, they did kind of kill billions of Quarians and steal their planet.
That's what you get with the making of the slaves though..
Then it's fair to say they're both at fault.
What, the Geth are at fault for not wanting to be slaves anymore? Yeah, totally. Apply that to now-days. Damn you all you Ex slaves running around the place killing people! That shit's totally not right. XD
 

Jake0fTrades

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ScreamingNinja said:
You didn't bother to read half of my comment, the Geth are at fault for murdering billions of Quarians and stealing their planet, not for having a desire for freedom.
 

Reaper195

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Xan Krieger said:
Reaper195 said:
Tali. I find her about as interesting as a wart on Wrex's ass. She was completely useless in the first game, and was only slightly more badass in the second. I don't need socially awkward bullshit. I was certain I left that behind when I finish school.
I agree with this one, besides she never even showed her face. I wish she wasn't in Mass Effect 3, hopefully I can kill her off early on.
I'm pretty sure she won't be in ME3 if you have her die at the end of ME2.