Poll: You get reincarnated into the 40k universe...

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w-Jinksy

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i guess id be a space marine, nothing sounds more fun than ripping through hordes of cultists with a chainsword.

Penetance delivered by whirling admantine teeth.

EDIT: if i couldnt be a space marine id go rogue trader just so i can say "fuck this noise son" to a commisars face when i cant be arsed to fight and walk off twirling a cane which has abolter attached to it.
 

Nickolai77

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Internet Kraken said:
Nickolai77 said:
Renegade, i'll do what the hell i like, i'll be a mercanary. Then if i am still alive and loaded with cash i'll travel to a remote corner of space, find a planet for myself and build a super-fortress.
Cool! Now, choose how you want to die!

A.)Murdered by Orks
B.)Burned by Space Marines
C.)Corrupted by Chaos
D.)Eaten by Tyranids
E.)Dissolved by Necrons

If the most badass soldiers can't survive in this universe when they're backed by an entire fucking army, what makes you guys think you can possibly make it as mercenaries?

OT: An Imperial Guardsmen. I will be killed by the Commissar for being a coward.
If i had to choose, corrupted by Chaos, so i can be an evil bugger for a change.

However, i plan to be reincarnated with Captain Price, so i should be alright. :D
 

Ganthrinor

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Aunel said:
oh no you didn't
you did not just insult Eldar!

it's on now boy!

summon the wraithlords, awaken the spirits, we have some robots to crush!
I'll see your Wraithlords and Spirits, and raise you with Monoliths and The Nightbringer.

That's right. I have the God of Death on my side. He ALWAYS wins.
 

imPacT31

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Dys said:
Sign me up for the Tau, ignorance is bliss.
imPacT31 said:
You get reincarnated into the 40K universe ... you poor bastard.

3rd edition Tau, when they were still positive, optimistic and weren't being painted as brainwashing space-communists. At least their society wasn't depicted as being an absolute nightmare, unlike everyone else.
They wha? Hmmm, I've not seen anything since 3rd edition...meh, I'll stick with it, I'd rather be brainwashed and happy and anything else in the 40k universe (by a long shot).
The fourth edition "Tau Empire", codex introduced new elements of their society like the, obviously evil, space-pope Aun Va and his red-eyed bodyguards and suggested that the Ethereals, rather than being the spiritual centre of society and genuinely good people, were using their position of authority, and mind powers, entirely for personal gain. The Tau were no longer were depicted as being the sort of people who were willing to work with humans and instead forced them into work/death camps or sterilised the local populace on planets that showed some resistance to their empire.
They even introduced a race called the Vespid who were at war with the Tau until the Ethereals created "Communion helms", that allowed communication between the species, resulting in immediate peace. Yeah, they were actually brainwashing devices. They also destroyed the memory and legacy of the illustrious Commander Farsight to replace him with a female Commander who was entirely in the thrall of Aun Va.

Basically they changed them from being all about spreading the "Greater Good", and uniting all races, peacefully if possible, to being willing to do anything to maintain their empire's rate of expansion.
 

imPacT31

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Ganthrinor said:
Aunel said:
oh no you didn't
you did not just insult Eldar!

it's on now boy!

summon the wraithlords, awaken the spirits, we have some robots to crush!
I'll see your Wraithlords and Spirits, and raise you with Monoliths and The Nightbringer.

That's right. I have the God of Death on my side. He ALWAYS wins.
Except that time he lost to Khaine. The Eldar god of war.
 

Ganthrinor

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imPacT31 said:
Except that time he lost to Khaine. The Eldar god of war.
Details! The Nightbringer is still going strong and growing in power with every bleeding corpse that falls t othe ground!
 

imPacT31

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Ganthrinor said:
imPacT31 said:
Except that time he lost to Khaine. The Eldar god of war.
Details! The Nightbringer is still going strong and growing in power with every bleeding corpse that falls t othe ground!
But Ynnead, the Eldar god of death, is doing exactly the same thing.
 

Aunel

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Ganthrinor said:
Aunel said:
oh no you didn't
you did not just insult Eldar!

it's on now boy!

summon the wraithlords, awaken the spirits, we have some robots to crush!
I'll see your Wraithlords and Spirits, and raise you with Monoliths and The Nightbringer.

That's right. I have the God of Death on my side. He ALWAYS wins.
I have the god of war, war beats death,
and I have titans, bigger and better.
 

Ganthrinor

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imPacT31 said:
But Ynnead, the Eldar god of death, is doing exactly the same thing.
They are one and the same, unbeknownst to the Eldar. There is only one God Of Death, and that is the Nightbringer.
 

Geekmaster K

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I would be a Space Marine, but more specifically, a Black Templar. They're like most Space Marines, except even more fearless! They almost always pass morale checks! They also look like the Black Knight from Monty Python and the Holy Grail! How awesome is that?

My second choice would be a Necron, because undead skeleton robots are awesome!

Third choice would have to be an Ork, because then I would actually have a good reason to say "Waaaaagh!"
 

Nwabudike Morgan

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I'd be a Noise Marine, running around dressed in pink, high as a kite, blowin' shit up with guns that shoot rock and roll.