Poll: You get reincarnated into the 40k universe...

[A random person]

Tau, they're not quite as evil as everyone else in 40k, and I prefer their mechs. Of course, I'd die horrifically regardless of which race I choose.

 

[Ganthrinor]

I would be a Space Marine, but more specifically, a Black Templar. They're like most Space Marines, except even more fearless! They almost always pass morale checks! They also look like the Black Knight from Monty Python and the Holy Grail! How awesome is that?

My second choice would be a Necron, because undead skeleton robots are awesome!

Third choice would have to be an Ork, because then I would actually have a good reason to say "Waaaaagh!"

Don't Space Marines have the ruling "And They Shall Know No Fear" making them totally fearless anyway?

 

[Happy Toki Toki]

Tau, why be stupid in killing your enemy up close.

 

[King of Sand]

Renegade, i'll do what the hell i like, i'll be a mercanary. Then if i am still alive and loaded with cash i'll travel to a remote corner of space, find a planet for myself and build a super-fortress.

Cool! Now, choose how you want to die!

A.)Murdered by Orks
B.)Burned by Space Marines
C.)Corrupted by Chaos
D.)Eaten by Tyranids
E.)Dissolved by Necrons

If the most badass soldiers can't survive in this universe when they're backed by an entire fucking army, what makes you guys think you can possibly make it as mercenaries?

OT: An Imperial Guardsmen. I will be killed by the Commissar for being a coward.

How about Option F.) Natural Causes?

 

[Nwabudike Morgan]

Also, the Tau are just as evil as everyone else. Don't be fooled by it being called "The Greater Good", the whole idea they built their civilization on is pretty much "join us or die".

 

[NickCooley]

Well my first thought would be suicide. Bother that nonsense!

I'd probably go for Space Marine. For the emperor! etc

 

[MadMechanic]

Human (cos I'm dull)
Then, branch out into the Adeptus Mechanicus, and become some sort of holy engineer.
I'm thinking techpriest enginseer.
Or, the more fun version. Techmarine.
Red armour, and extra 4 extra killy arms stuck to my back. And a bolter. Whats not to like?

 

[Vek]

Having a vote for Necrons is pointless. There are no more Necron born, they are only repaired. And what souls they have are lost with each successive destruction/repair cycle, until they're soulless automatons.

And also, the Necron and C'tan kicked the Old One's butts, severing the link between the Warp and material universe, leading to the ultimate extinction of the old ones.

 

[Nwabudike Morgan]

Human (cos I'm dull)
Then, branch out into the Adeptus Mechanicus, and become some sort of holy engineer.
I'm thinking techpriest enginseer.
Or, the more fun version. Techmarine.
Red armour, and extra 4 extra killy arms stuck to my back. And a bolter. Whats not to like?

The Dark Mechanicus is better. The Adeptus Mechanicus pretty much just maintains things, while the Dark Mechanicus actually invents things. Awesome, badass things. Like the Kai Gun, a machine gun that shoots bullets made out of the all-consuming hate that lives in the heart of the one who fires it.

 

[Lono Shrugged]

Dark Elder for the kinky sex.

Pretty much the first thing I thought. You don't have the weird Slannesh crab woman.

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

I'd go human, but I'd probably go renegade to start the Terran Empire.
Because nothing can stand before Terra.

 

[DC_Josh]

Human, Rogue Psyker whom practices Tech Heresy. Try to make AI and unleash woe unto the galaxy.

 

[TheGreatCoolEnergy]

Tau=Firepower.

 

[Sebenko]

immediately die horribly. There is no choice. Any of you.

 

[Sonicron]

It really is a toss-up for me. Either serve Terra as a Space Wolf or hunt for knowledge as one of Ahriman's sorcerers.

 

[Assassin Xaero]

Dunno anything about the game besides the name, but chaos sounds cool. Yah Vincent!

 

[Berethond]

BLooD FoR THe BLooD GoD

There's no other choice.

 

[Bobbovski]

High ranking imperial general... I would have armies or fleets protecting me... and I would have a nice cosy bunker/command tank/starship to sit in. And even if I would be killed I would probably live longer then most other lifeforms in the 40k universe (and probably live a much better life as well).

 

[Hellsbells]

I prefer Warhammer Fantasy but I chose Orks. My second choice would be Tau.