Poll: You get reincarnated into the 40k universe...

[MadMechanic]

@ Nwabudike Morgan
I'm not really the inventive kind. I prefer careful maintaining over random inventing. As I said, I'm dull....

And, I don't think I'd really like Nurgle's rot seeping through all my cables and plugs....

Edit - dam...how do I put quotes in?

 

[HitsWithStyxx]

Tau but specifically the kroot.

I second that notion. Kroot FTW!

 

[Kazturkey]

LORD OF CHAAAAAANGE.

Grawrh.

 

[Nwabudike Morgan]

LORD OF CHAAAAAANGE.

Grawrh.

Following Tzeentch is seriously the worst idea you can have. Sure, it'll be really awesome for a while, knowing everything, surging with power, and then, for no reason at all, he turns you into a lemon.

 

[Geekmaster K]

I would be a Space Marine, but more specifically, a Black Templar. They're like most Space Marines, except even more fearless! They almost always pass morale checks! They also look like the Black Knight from Monty Python and the Holy Grail! How awesome is that?

My second choice would be a Necron, because undead skeleton robots are awesome!

Third choice would have to be an Ork, because then I would actually have a good reason to say "Waaaaagh!"

Don't Space Marines have the ruling "And They Shall Know No Fear" making them totally fearless anyway?

Yeah, they do, but Black Templars that same rule on steroids. Even though it's easy for Space Marines to pass morale checks, it's even easier for Black Templars. Seriously, the risk for failing a morale check is next to nothing for them. You would understand better if you played Black Templars. Space Marines may be totally fearless, but Black Templars are totally fearless AND crazy at the same time. That's what makes it so easy for Black Templars to pass morale checks.

 

[Kazturkey]

...But, you can choose what race you are born into. Which do you choose? P.S, this means you also get reunited into the army (Unless you go Renegade), and have full memories of what was before you died in the previous life.

Me?

Renegade! I will be able to do anything I want, and I will have my own spaceship, plus, steal from the space marines! (They have good weapons!)

If you go renegade, you won't have a ship. If you somehow get a ship, you won't have a crew. If you somehow get a crew, you will all be killed if you try to steal from Space Marines. There's no "if you somehow" for this. You would die.

Besides, who wouldn't want to be an Ork? ITZ KRUMPIN' TIME!

It's funny cos I thought that decapitating a space marine in his sleep (And they do sleep, they only do that weird half-asleep but still functioning thing when they NEED to be awake for long periods of time) killed him.

Just goes to show, doesn't it.

 

[k3v1n]

holy shit, I'd be lucious the Sempitern, I would never die, and those who kill me would suffer a slow painful death until reconverted in to, guess who?, ME¡¡

 

[CD-R]

Shit even the Tau became corrupted. Damn I had high hopes for them. I guess I'll go with Orks. They at least know how to have a good time.

 

[across15]

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!

 

[Kazturkey]

LORD OF CHAAAAAANGE.

Grawrh.

Following Tzeentch is seriously the worst idea you can have. Sure, it'll be really awesome for a while, knowing everything, surging with power, and then, for no reason at all, he turns you into a lemon.

That's if you're a crappy little follower of tzeentch. A Lord of Change is a piece of Tzeentch given form (I mean an actual GREATER DEMON) They're totally invulnerable, as well. Killing one just means it's banished back to the warp, then it comes back and turns you into a melted hunk of melted melty stuff. Which is melted.

Or a lemon scented turnip.

 

[Nyrad01]

Tau for the win!

 

[Xealeon]

You get reincarnated into the 40K universe ... you poor bastard.

3rd edition Tau, when they were still positive, optimistic and weren't being painted as brainwashing space-communists. At least their society wasn't depicted as being an absolute nightmare, unlike everyone else.

I agree, the new Tau annoy me and the old Tau were amazing

 

[Anggul]

Anything other than Eldar, Dark Eldar, or Space Marine will result in either mindlessness, idiocy or certain death...

So I'd go for Eldar.

 

[Nwabudike Morgan]

LORD OF CHAAAAAANGE.

Grawrh.

Following Tzeentch is seriously the worst idea you can have. Sure, it'll be really awesome for a while, knowing everything, surging with power, and then, for no reason at all, he turns you into a lemon.

That's if you're a crappy little follower of tzeentch. A Lord of Change is a piece of Tzeentch given form (I mean an actual GREATER DEMON) They're totally invulnerable, as well. Killing one just means it's banished back to the warp, then it comes back and turns you into a melted hunk of melted melty stuff. Which is melted.

Or a lemon scented turnip.

Being a greater daemon would suck since you'd pretty much be Tzeentch's remote control death machine. Being a daemon prince, on the other hand, would be awesome.

 

[Dr.Horrible13]

For nurgle may the universe cry out in pain and decay!
Blood for the blood god!
I would be a chaos lord from the 3rd dawn of war game.
Eight Pointed Star All The Way!

 

[Kazturkey]

LORD OF CHAAAAAANGE.

Grawrh.

Following Tzeentch is seriously the worst idea you can have. Sure, it'll be really awesome for a while, knowing everything, surging with power, and then, for no reason at all, he turns you into a lemon.

That's if you're a crappy little follower of tzeentch. A Lord of Change is a piece of Tzeentch given form (I mean an actual GREATER DEMON) They're totally invulnerable, as well. Killing one just means it's banished back to the warp, then it comes back and turns you into a melted hunk of melted melty stuff. Which is melted.

Or a lemon scented turnip.

Being a greater daemon would suck since you'd pretty much be Tzeentch's remote control death machine. Being a daemon prince, on the other hand, would be awesome.

Lords of Change have a remarkable degree of leeway in what they do, actually. And since they can see every future and outcome, they can do one tiny thing that ends up destroying an entire chapter of space marines a hundred years down the line, like corrupting one child who grows up to be a chapter master who ends up causing the purge of the whole chapter.

It would be AWESOME.

 

[ace_of_something]

Where is the 'I promptly shit my pants and kill myself curled in the fetal postion before someone eats my soul' option?

 

[Godhead]

I don't see the tyranids in this. I would so be the Hive Mind, or one of the Hive Ships.

 

[Nwabudike Morgan]

Actually, now that I think of it the best thing to be is a Rogue Trader.

 

[Susano]

I would become an Eldar Harlequin.
I'm sure that there's a downside to this, but the ritual to become them has a 2/3 chance of something AWESOME happening.
1. You become a Harlequin, and have access to the Black Library of Chaos. you can stay in the Webway for an indefinite amount of time.
2. You become a Solitare, having access to all the above, and also are probably the most free race in the universe.
3. You're possessed by an avatar of Slaanesh and are killed by the attending Harlequin.

If there's something horribly wrong with the Harlequins, which there probably is considering it's 40K, tell me.