Poll: You invent a cure for everything...what do you do with it.

[TheGameXXVII]

give it to only myself, my family and some of my closest friends.
then say i don't have any left and burn everything to do with it. i would live ok knowing i helped my close friends and family, without ruining the Earth with overpopulation.

 

[Dogstile]

Have someone who's dying "take it" and when they die a few days after everyone "knows" its a fake.

Then set up a pharmaceutics company.

 

[Nevyrmoore]

Give it to the NHS and then make a catchy song about it.

 

[AWAR]

Keep it for myself, and give it away when I'm dying

 

[JourneyThroughHell]

Give it away. For free. Trust me, I would rather have overpopulation on my conscience than seeing on the news people dying and knowing I could have done something to stop it.

Seconded.

The whole "anti-overpopulation laws" idea is a good thing, too, but Iwould not be smart enough for that.

angry morons with signs at your door

Would you gladly see your relatives die, knowing that there is some bastard with a cure who won't give it away, because he couldn't come up with anything?

 

[Caspertjuhh]

sell. definetely.

 

[Kitteh]

can i start by getting rid of this god awful acne?

 

[Rhinhart]

give out to those who do as i say, with that power you cou get people to solve the problems of the world. or take over it

 

[binvjoh]

Destroy it.

It would fuck up the world so bad.

At least that's what I like to think I'd do. In reality it might be a bit different.

 

[TheTejs]

Sell at enormous prices
gain ENORMOUS MILITARY POWERS
dominate the world
then... uhm
sigh

 

[Davey Woo]

Sell it as cheap as I can without making a loss.

 

[Baby Tea]

Give it away. For free. Trust me, I would rather have overpopulation on my conscience than seeing on the news people dying and knowing I could have done something to stop it.

Plus, all the money that being throw into the health-care and health research systems can be turned over to space research and moon colonization, thus not dooming the world to anything but a burst of technological growth without disease and sickness wasting our resources.

Totally give it away.

 

[HT_Black]

1: Fake herpes
2: Announce to world that I'm testing it with only known sample
3: Fake horrible allergic reaction, pretend to drop dead
4: Get back market plastic surgery, change my name, and move to Somalia
5: Cure everything in Central and Southern Africa
6: With the help of AIDS-free pirates, launch a campaign to destroy the RIAA
7: Drop dead from the cancer I contracted in the mean time.

...Sounds pretty solid to me.

 

[Broady Brio]

Patent it.
Sell batches it for a shitload.

I like money.

 

[Keava]

Announce the First And Only World Wide Challenge Games For The Cure (with the band The Cure playing live on the opening ceremony of course!) for world leaders to compete against each other to gain the rights for it.
Then i'd come up with tons of humiliating contests for them to take part in and watch them do all the silly things... and in the end i'd announce the only sample and formula got stolen.

Troll4Life.

 

[DazBurger]

Give it out freely, but the recipe on the internet, but let everybody know that it was me who made it.

It would be a plus in karma-points, and something to put on a job-resume.

 

[Canid117]

Announce the First And Only World Wide Challenge Games For The Cure (with the band The Cure playing live on the opening ceremony of course!) for world leaders to compete against each other to gain the rights for it.
Then i'd come up with tons of humiliating contests for them to take part in and watch them do all the silly things... and in the end i'd announce the only sample and formula got stolen.

Troll4Life.

Then Russian Spetznas would murder you.

 

[Motakikurushi]

Mass produce it FOR FREE. Makes me quite sick how many people fantasise over money. Consider the sun. It's necessary for all human beings. What if somebody said "right, all those who want to use the sun must now pay for it". You can't patent something that is beneficial to every human being. The scientist who discovered a cure for Polio didn't get rich off of it.