Poll: You invent a cure for everything...what do you do with it.

Recommended Videos

Andantil

New member
May 10, 2009
575
0
0
Cure for everything? It can even cure stupid?
I'd mass produce it, distribute it to everyone, and watch mankind progress.
 

Jark212

Certified Deviant
Jul 17, 2008
4,455
0
0
Give it away for free (maybe try to take up a corporate sponsorship and donations to fund it's production), then team up with a condom maker to distribute free birth control which will greatly curb this hypothetical overpopulation problem...

But it will be distributed in a Socialist manner...
 

JoshGod

New member
Aug 31, 2009
1,472
0
0
Sell it. We're gunna overpopulate anyway so lets not worry about that and make money. Besides if i invented a cure for every disease i'm sure i could create a (less severe) form of the genophage. Problem solved.
 

Matt-the-twat

New member
Sep 13, 2009
187
0
0
Wouldn't be my decision to make, after the media had kick up a fuss I'd write to the chairman of the UN and have them make an emergency meeting to discuss what should be done with it. I wouldn't particularly care about the money involved so long as the right thing was done with it.
 

NickCooley

New member
Sep 19, 2009
425
0
0
Hitch up a massive price per dose. As long as me, my friends and family are fine the rest of the world can burn for all I care.
 

Evil the White

New member
Apr 16, 2009
918
0
0
Wait until something wipes out most of the population (or we discover space travel so we can spread to other suystems), then give it away (or sell it).
 

El Poncho

Techno Hippy will eat your soul!
May 21, 2009
5,890
0
0
I will set up my own business and only give it to those who need it! It won't cost much either since it's the poor who probably need it most.
 

TheEvilCheese

Cheesey.
Dec 16, 2008
1,151
0
0
flare09 said:
Destroy it.
This.

I wouldn't want power over anything with the potential ability to cripple our entire species.

For as a great man once said: "With great power comes great responsibility".
 

TheEvilCheese

Cheesey.
Dec 16, 2008
1,151
0
0
Canid117 said:
Keava said:
Announce the First And Only World Wide Challenge Games For The Cure (with the band The Cure playing live on the opening ceremony of course!) for world leaders to compete against each other to gain the rights for it.
Then i'd come up with tons of humiliating contests for them to take part in and watch them do all the silly things... and in the end i'd announce the only sample and formula got stolen.

Troll4Life.
Then Russian Spetznas would murder you.
It would be worth it though.
 

TheDoctor455

Friendly Neighborhood Time Lord
Apr 1, 2009
12,257
0
0
Copyright it, rake in all of the royalties until I die.
I wouldn't design the cure to work like a vaccine (or anything permanent), it only works if you are sick with something. It never bolsters your immune system, it just eliminates anything harmful and flushes out of your system.
 

Michael Logan

New member
Oct 19, 2008
322
0
0
Sell for a lot of money, this way not everyone can have it! and I saved the human race, woo!


Also I get rich, which is nice.
 

thenumberthirteen

Unlucky for some
Dec 19, 2007
4,794
0
0
I'd sell the formula to a pharmaceutical company so they can produce and distribute it. That way millions won't die slow agonising deaths from disease. Are people seriously suggesting get rid of it.
 

fenrizz

New member
Feb 7, 2009
2,790
0
0
Destroy it, along with all evidence and/or notes for it.

But I'd save a good amount of it for personal use.

thenumberthirteen said:
Are people seriously suggesting get rid of it.
Of course they are.
Overpopulation is a problem, and I for one do not feel like contributing to that.
 

Your once and future Fanboy

The Norwegian One
Feb 11, 2009
573
0
0
you "water down" the effect, so that its slow working, and it requires a continuous use to be of effect. and then sell it for a shitload of money, while you come out with different versions and just barely more potent versions that cost much more.

I.E i replicate the American pharmaceutical market's plan