Poll: You invent a cure for everything...what do you do with it.
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Sell it to lots of rich people at exhorbitant prices and make mad cash, to make sure they will buy it I will infect their loved ones personally after my first sale, that I will use to buy infiltration gear, but it will be a secret deal so it doesn't go public, because I will lie and say it is illegal or something along those lines, use the money to buy small countries, if I cant buy the countries I will assist rebel groups in assassinating their leader, feign having their ideals then betreya them and arms then unite them under the Reaperz Empire (better name coming later), get all friendly with the US.
Then I unleash AIDs and cancer upon the Chinese government secretly, only offering the cure over their oath they will serve me and I get to kill their leader then get to take over myself.
This would give me a massive empire and I will change things in China up a bit, then I would absorb Japan, now with all this force what am I going to do? Poison prosperous countries so it falls into ruin, take over and world domination right there.
And if I don't feel like doing that then I will just make a heck load of money and make deals to stop overpopulation like higher taxes on people with more children, less healthcare coverage for the parents because it would be given to the child, higher insurance etc... everything to make smaller families look better. Oh and I will create a virus outside of my cure so if anyone tries to f*ck with me guess who his getting hit with it?
I AM NOT EVIL AND I AM DEFINITELY NOT PLANNING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD IGNORE THE DEATH BEAM BEHIND YOU IT IS NOT REAL AND THIS IS A DREAM
Then I unleash AIDs and cancer upon the Chinese government secretly, only offering the cure over their oath they will serve me and I get to kill their leader then get to take over myself.
This would give me a massive empire and I will change things in China up a bit, then I would absorb Japan, now with all this force what am I going to do? Poison prosperous countries so it falls into ruin, take over and world domination right there.
And if I don't feel like doing that then I will just make a heck load of money and make deals to stop overpopulation like higher taxes on people with more children, less healthcare coverage for the parents because it would be given to the child, higher insurance etc... everything to make smaller families look better. Oh and I will create a virus outside of my cure so if anyone tries to f*ck with me guess who his getting hit with it?
I AM NOT EVIL AND I AM DEFINITELY NOT PLANNING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD IGNORE THE DEATH BEAM BEHIND YOU IT IS NOT REAL AND THIS IS A DREAM
You sir, have won at life.Trivun said:I'd sell it to the world's governments, only after they agree to pass laws stating that populations of the world must be capped through various means regulating births, and only after all those laws have been passed and been accepted as unable to be withdrawn for at least fifty years after they are introduced. That way, the world's population will be regulated, and hopefully decrease by massive amounts naturally, regardless of the use of my miracle cure, and the human race isn't denied access to something so vital and fundamental. Everyone wins.
Sell it, because I'd make a TON of money. If the world wants to breed themselves to death, let them have at it. We've already found the cure for that (various birth control measures (not 100% effective, but they work), and, of course, abstinence).
Give it, on two conditions:
1. the population problem becomes a top priority, and governments worldwide agree to start strictly enforcing rules limiting the number of kids parents can have.
2. NOBODY profits from it.
I would have to do something to retain some measure of control over the cure, so that if either of these conditions isn't met, I can pull it back. Not sure how I'd do that...scientists would certainly be able to reverse-engineer it.
Oh well. It's early, and I'm not gonna put too much thought into this.
1. the population problem becomes a top priority, and governments worldwide agree to start strictly enforcing rules limiting the number of kids parents can have.
2. NOBODY profits from it.
I would have to do something to retain some measure of control over the cure, so that if either of these conditions isn't met, I can pull it back. Not sure how I'd do that...scientists would certainly be able to reverse-engineer it.
Oh well. It's early, and I'm not gonna put too much thought into this.
Most sensible idea on this thread.flare09 said:
The things people would do for such a cure are unbelievable. Not to mention that death is necessary to prevent our species from totally consuming the planet and moving on to the next one.
A cure for everything, would, ironically enough, be the destruction of mankind.
POWER!!! I'd create a cult in a backwash place gain the trust and confidence of the locals. Then I'd sell watered down types of the cure to 1st world countries making unimaginable amounts of money. With that I would found more research and weapons programms and then take over a continent with my army of genetically engeneered super soilders!
Well first I try to use it to make myself age and death proof. Then I sell it a little at a time to the highest bidders, after THAT I distribute it to the rest of the world. You know. After everyone's declared me lord and master of the entire world.
keep enough for me and mine secreted away somewhere, destroy all the plans and records. Get hired by Pfizer to try to make another one and spend the rest of my life making mad bank while failing miserably at duplicating my earlier effort.
It would be logical to sell/distribute it and be both the richest AND the greatest guy ever to have lived.
But the Big Pharma conspiracy theorists make a good point with what they claim is being done:
1) Have cures for things like cancer, HIV, etc.
2) Hide cures
3) Make things that cause sickness instead
4) ???
5) Profit
But the Big Pharma conspiracy theorists make a good point with what they claim is being done:
1) Have cures for things like cancer, HIV, etc.
2) Hide cures
3) Make things that cause sickness instead
4) ???
5) Profit
A true panacea would be a great thing, I don't think it'll ever exist but if it were possible to manufature one I'd patent it and sell it to western countries make billions and give it to third world countries then use my financial gains to change the world by funding a new central power and uniting the world. Once everyone of the 6 billion human beings are living in peace and there are no countries only one planet then I'd use my government ties and massive fortune to ensure that religion has no dominance in our new society though you are allowed to practice it, religion had no place in government...a democratic leader shouldn't be able to sway a vote in his favour by name dropping a deity. Well that's what I'd do.
Destroy it. The world would be so boring if EVERYONE were perfectly healthy (eg. no mental, social, or emotional discomfort).