Poll: You invent a cure for everything...what do you do with it.

[GeorgW]

At first I'd might just give it to friends for teh lulz. But later I'd sell it, but for relatively cheap. Who cares about humanity, as long as I get my money?

 

[EatPieYes]

I'll let myself be manipulated, by an evil person, to hand it over for free to this evil person. Then this evildoer will explain to me it's plot to take over the world with the help of the cure. And then I'll hold a grudge.

 

[micky]

make a Colosseum and have the sick fight for the cure! muhahahahah! or just give it away.

I'm sure, when/if a cure for everything is discovered, the Dutch will turn this concept into a reality show...

Also, is that a Cannibal! The Musical avatar?

i would watch that and yes it is, love that musical movie are you a fan?

 

[The Shade]

i would watch that and yes it is, love that musical movie are you a fan?

Actually, I've never seen it. But I know what it is because I've spent the last week and a half researching Stan Brakhage, the experimental filmmaker who taught Trey and Matt in Colorado. I found, through my diggings, that Brakhage was actually in that movie. So I kind of do want to see it, now.

 

[micky]

i would watch that and yes it is, love that musical movie are you a fan?

Actually, I've never seen it. But I know what it is because I've spent the last week and a half researching Stan Brakhage, the experimental filmmaker who taught Trey and Matt in Colorado. I found, through my diggings, that Brakhage was actually in that movie. So I kind of do want to see it, now.

its really funny, i suggest you watch it but alot of people dont like it.

 

[Ham_authority95]

A. Make some crazy dough from it.

or

B. Keep it a secret and have the secret warp my sanity.

EDIT: Or I could stick my penis in one of the vials. Hilarity would insue...

 

[Colonel Mustard]

Destroy it in front of all those people and laugh at them.

Once I've escaped, then copyright the copy of it I made and sell it for BILLIONS!!

And buy several bunkers in order to shelter me from the inevitable nuclear firestorm that would result in the overpopulation and stuff, and emerge at the head of my personal army to become king of the world.

 

[Ham_authority95]

OR I could sell it, and use my resulting cash-pile to buy all the world's nuclear weapons.

And then destroy them all.

 

[gabe12301]

Give it away. For free. Trust me, I would rather have overpopulation on my conscience than seeing on the news people dying and knowing I could have done something to stop it.

Seconded.

The whole "anti-overpopulation laws" idea is a good thing, too, but Iwould not be smart enough for that.

angry morons with signs at your door

Would you gladly see your relatives die, knowing that there is some bastard with a cure who won't give it away, because he couldn't come up with anything?

I have a reply for that but it would make me sound like an even bigger bastard.

 

[Sir-jackington]

SELL, SELL, SELL!

 

[Bruin]

Move to Cuba or some place that has lax monopoly laws, sell it at outrageous rates that would make me rich as hell and tell my kids to do the same when I clock out.

I'd restrict who I'd sell it to though. Cranky old bastard who couldn't give a fuck about the rest of the world--denied.

Kid who needs medicine to make mom better--accepted.

I'd be a moral greedy bastard.

 

[Blindswordmaster]

Use as proof of the failure of socialized health care and then give it away for free.

 

[SD-Fiend]

get a job in a child care hospital and give it to all the no hopers secretly

 

[Donbett1974]

Destroy it. We should build up our immune systems.

 

[Kyoufuu]

Cure the world of trolls.

 

[Dark assassin for hire]

yeah no... if that were true no one would be alive, so how would i be able to make it in the first place? I wouldn't, so I am sorry to rain on your parade but this is a pretty pointless and hopeless idea.

 

[internetzealot1]

Sell it. Sell it and enter godhood.