Poll: Your Doomsaday Scenario

[Dorian]

Probably "nature strikes back".

The thought of the planet enacting any indirect revenge upon the species that has scarred it so is just...... well.....

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Plus, it will reinstate a sense of wonder, awe, and reverence for the power of natural forces and knock down humanity's ego a few dozen pegs, which is desperately needs. Assuming the race can adapt/survive, it'd probably leave us much better off in the long run.

 

[Phlakes]

Zombies. But only an L4D style outbreak (the whole virus thing with immune carriers, not the zombies themselves) with slow, dumb zombies, and my cool friends and I would all be immune. 'Twould be awesome.

Except that in a real zombie apocalypse it's far more likely you would just be nasty red bits stuck between the teeth of one or more zombies. Not just you specifically but anyone. Lots of people say they would survive, some even have plans, but very few of those people and even fewer of their plans would get through the first week.

Well, I'm not saying I think we would survive, just that it would be awesome if we did.

 

[higgs20]

zombie plague would probably be the most fun I suppose, so long as we are talking your classic zombies, as long as you can muster a gentle jog and find a shovel or cricket bat you'll be fine.

 

[PixelKing]

WWIII or zombies for me.

 

[Blondi3]

Robot uprising, then atleast some form of sentience would survive.

Plus, I loathe the human race, and it's needed a good trimming for the past century.

Out of interest does that mean you hate yourself and your family & friends too?

I think that the human race is the worst thing to happen to the planet Earth. We as a species are instinctivly violent, greedy, and selfish. I'm not saying that all people are evil, since many people have managed to move past that. Most people, however, don't deserve any sympathy. I know that sounds kinda sociopathic, but even I admit that I'm not perfect, and I'm probably damaging the Earth and it's creatures just be existing. I just learn to live with that.

Amen, brother. It's the cold hard truth. We are a plague, but that doesn't mean we can't enjoy our time here.

 

[Jodah]

Zombies. Either way I could have some fun. If I don't turn, I'll be able to kill them for awhile. If I turn well...brainsabrainsbrains!

 

[A random person]

I'm afraid of the Yellowstone super volcano myself. Also, I predict our rapid selling of Helium is gonna make major problems down the line, what with its necessity for MRI scanners and LCD screens and all.

 

[Assassin Xaero]

Zombies would probably give me the best chance of survival, so that.

 

[Psiboom]

Doomsday Arcade is not a plausible Doomsday? Lazer Cat find this very unacceptable indeed.

 

[Sn1P3r M98]

I have to say, my personal preference is Mars Attacks!

At least those off us who have been playing lightgun games all our lives will be able to defend against the alien hordes. I am also stocking up on Slim Whitman albums just in case. Never can be too careful...

I'm with this guy. We should also evacuate Buenos Aires and get all the Macs we can get our hands on! Also water-guns and mud.

Now where is my airlock?
[sub]Name all the movies I referred to and the video you get something of your choice.[/sub]

All I got was Starship Troopers and The Sixth Sense :3

Like other people said, a zombie apocalypse would probably be the most easily survivable, seeing as nearly every household has some type of gun/weapon. I think a zombie apocalypse could be alright.

 

[Soods]

Robot uprising isn't an apocalypse, it's evolution
(I'd prefer robots)

 

[jonyboy13]

Robot uprising.
But what's gonna happen is Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black gonna have a kid which will turn out to be Anti Christ.

 

[RAWKSTAR]

Zombies because I'm a bed and I hear they don't like to eat beds. I'd be perfectly safe!
Who'd change me though, would... you?

 

[Easton Dark]

Been dreaming of a zombie apocalypse since I was 4.

A brisk walk and a beating stick are all you need!

 

[emeraldrafael]

Giant Meteor: The Earth is about to be struck by some cosmic anomaly that will has a 100% chance of hitting the earth. You only have a set amount of time to live before KABLOOEY. (ex: That Movie Where Bruce Willis Blows Up A Meteor Using His Awesome)

That movie's called Armageddon. Its from 1998. ALso, everyone cares about Arkansas. You're the insane people that decided 9 black people couldnt attend a college, and your government official decided he was going to pull the state military to stop them, so LBJ had to call in the big boys and make the nine black people go to college. Take some pride in yourself.

You also have Wal-Mart/Sam's Club Headquartered in Bentonville, J.B. Hunt in Lowell, and Tyson Foods in Springdale. You'd be the first to get bombed on the public retail scale, since if you stop wal-mart, you stop a VERY large majority of Americans, and I would say the world if a Wal-mart is there.

None of those. Mine would be the planet running out of natural resources and all currency/homes becoming worthless.

Hehe, Thats funny. Just cause its happening.

OT: Whats most likely to happen is the world Striking Back/World War 3 over resources. However, I'd like a zombie outbreak, cause thats been proven by multiple people that it wouldnt work out well, and I'm planned for it right now (or really any outbreak of any kind that is biological).


SIDENOTE: my captcha was the Sigma 3 and z looking greek symbol with an m in the top prong and "e=1" on the bottom then a peareso. How the hell am I supposed to make that first one?

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Robot uprising.
But what's gonna happen is Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black gonna have a kid which will turn out to be Anti Christ.

Justin Bieber is too emotionally invested in that trainwreck Selena Gomez to have a kid with Black.

 

[Dfskelleton]

Yes, fool yourselves with your beliefs of World War III and Mars Attacking. However, deep down you all know how the world is going to end:

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That, or:

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[Nouw]

All I got was Starship Troopers and The Sixth Sense :3

Like other people said, a zombie apocalypse would probably be the most easily survivable, seeing as nearly every household has some type of gun/weapon. I think a zombie apocalypse could be alright.

The Sixth Sense I didn't know I mentioned, could you explain ?

Snip

You reminded me of the worst possible one.

Spoiler: ARMY OF HELL!!!!

 

[TerribleAssassin]

WW3, it would be the only one I have any hope of surviving, thanks to ridiculous amounts of Fallout.

 

[Cgull]

Got to go for the 'Zombie Plague' option, if only because it'd be a hell of a lot harder to take on any of the other options with a ready supply of witty quips and a variety of sporting implements.

For example;

*THUD* 'I guess that was his cue to leave'

*THUMP* 'That'll teach you for making such a racquet'

*DINK* (armoured Zombie) 'Time for you to puck off'

Obviously these aren't the best ones (they're already written down ready for Z-day), but the possibilities are almost endless...

 

[luclin92]

i would like the zombie apocalypse best, but if i was gonna be smart i would choose WW3 just because the Norwegian military does not want me ever.