I don't generally do simple swearing. I like compound words like "twatracket" or "tittybiscuits." Other than that, I like to use "scheisse." It's just German for "shit" but it feels more satisfying to say.
Curious thing is, even though I'm dutch, most of the curse word i use are english. Kinda depends on the context, but often used curseword by me are (in order of frequency):
Idiot (or Idioot).
Bloody (often hell, idiot).
What the hell.
What the fuck.
Aww shit.
Aww fuck.
Scheisse.
Godver domme. (basically goddamnit in dutch).
When I'm really pissed i will combine them (think stuff like "Whate the bloody fucking hell!?").
Earlier on I got a great use out of the word 'wanker'.
I was walking down to the shop and some little kid was on his bike and spat right onto the pavement infront of me. I turned to him and said "you dirty little wanker!". Little **** just rode off on his bike and I had a big grin on my face.
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