Poll: Your favourite curse word. (No kids or easily offended people).

[Magnesium360]

Fuck has a truly remakable degree of versatility. With the word itself and its variations such as its noun form (fucker), its Verb form (fuck)and its form as both an Adjective and an adverb (fucking), the word fuck can be employed in almost any situation.

That said, I am rather partial to the expression "You cocking arsehat"

 

[Spineyguy]

Wanker has to be the best, Fuck is so unoriginal it makes me cringe, and only Brits and Aussies get the work Wanker at all, so it's great as an in-joke when in the company of Americans. I've insulted many-a-Yank with Wanker and not a single one has caught on.

So thank you, Wanker, for keeping us both profane, and aloof.

 

[aether-x3]

I love the word Fuck. I will pretty much use it in every sentence unless I'm around adult figures.

 

[FightThePower]

I'll have to go with '****'. I guess because it's the rudest one.

 

[thefrizzlefry]

My personal favorites are fuck and shit. I bandy them about like a shitfaced Irish ************.

 

[Nickompoop]

Bollocks. Yahtzee introduced me to this British curse, and I found that it fits most situations.

Wanker has to be the best, Fuck is so unoriginal it makes me cringe, and only Brits and Aussies get the work Wanker at all, so it's great as an in-joke when in the company of Americans. I've insulted many-a-Yank with Wanker and not a single one has caught on.

So thank you, Wanker, for keeping us both profane, and aloof.

Who would be an example of a wanker? And how bad is it compared to other curse words? I'm American and "wanker" isn't exactly used often here.

 

[inFAMOUSCowZ]

I use shit by far the most. I use it ways that clearly don't make sense but you know what? I don't give a shit.

 

[Alien Mole]

Out of the ones you listed, 'fuck' - from my own personal repertoire, 'crudmuffins,' although I use the former more often than the latter.

 

[linkvegeta]

**** is not a curse word.

I would have to say shit is the funnest one.

Is it not? Why is that?

well **** is not offensive at all, All it really is is another slang word for the vagina. I have never used it as something offensive. So i would not count it as a curse word.

Say if you called me an asshole, I may be offended, but if you called me a ****, it wouldn't bother me, it would be the same as calling me an ear or something.

 

[briunj04]

I don't really just say one word when I curse. I like to chain them together into a massive curse combo.

 

[binvjoh]

I find "****" to pack the biggest punch and widest array of uses.

 

[Thundero13]

Hate to be boring but I like Fuck the most, it just sounds good when something goes wrong, and it can be used to good comical effect, I like to say it in a happy tone sometimes like "Oh fuck that's despisingly terrible ^.^" I can't believe i'm typing this...

 

[CrazyCapnMorgan]

Fuck.

Its always fuck.

And to hammer this point home even harder...

 

[Johnson294]

Fuck, ****, wanker, douche bag (not a curse word, but still an offensive word I use).

 

[bob-2000]

Fuck. It can be used in so many situations!

 

[Chogg Van Helsing]

I like to use the word 'fuck' as an adjective

Otherwise '****' is usually funny amongst my friends lol

 

[Ironsouled]

Bugger Off. Not only does it express 50% of my social interaction it is also a song that I love.

 

[sune-ku]

Swearing's all in the delivery, I tend to appreciate the juxtaposition of a middle class accent with any of these phrases:
"Oh bollocks!" "You bastard!"(think John Cleese) and "bloody hell!"

Also, honourable mention goes to "feth" as the best made up curse ever.

 

[Custard_Angel]

Welcome to Australia, ya ****.