Poll: Your favourite curse word. (No kids or easily offended people).

[chuckman1]

Son of a **** suck.

 

[viking97]

piss, i'd say. i use it strung together with a lot of other swear words, like piss-***** or ass-piss.

it may not make sense, but it works.

 

[Yeager942]

I love the way "WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK!" rolls off the tongue.

 

[The Red Spy]

I have to say "fuck," just because of it's versatility.

This old flash animation explains it all.

Ohh fuck, that was in-fucking-credible. Fucking tell me how I haven't already seen this?

I mean, fuck.

OT: I don't infact know. I try not to swear that often, mostly because I find there's little need, but if I had to pick... It's not a swear word, but I use 'bloody' most often to show displeasure or for emphasis, but as for true swearing I'll have to say "shit". I associate the word "fuck" mostly with the tossers who sit at the back of a bus, cramming the word in where ever the possibly can (see above), wearing the comedy in the situation very quickly, and just demonstrating their lack of intelligence or creativity to say something meaningful for a change.

"Eeer Dan, get to the back right"
"fuck, alright"
"woah fuck, the bus is moving"
"is Joel fucking coming or what?"

 

[Wilko316]

****, purely because of the shock value when dropped into sentences.

 

[CardinalPiggles]

****, definitely ****.

if your going to use a swear, you might as well make it a good one.

 

[epikAXE]

I love ****. It just sounds great...

 

[drzoidbergmd]

I work with profanity the ways other artists work in oils or clay. Although "fuck," "goddammit," and "dick(noun, usually hole or bag)" hold special places in my heart.

 

[Ailia]

In English, it's "crap" when I'm around younger children and "fuck" at all other times.
Usually though, I'm either going with "tabarnak" (the Québecois equivalent of "fuck" in that it's extremely versatile, and extremely satisfying to say), and "J'm'en calisse" for "I don't give a fuck". Québecois swearing is based half on actual holy items and half on pure imagination. When my mom starts invoking church doors and table legs, I know I'm in trouble.
Anyone who wants a few examples of Québecois swearing can click here [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9U72QVCgh_Q].

 

[PatSilverFox]

Fucking ******.
I like being ironic as I am gay.

So it's mostly a joke anyway xP

 

[The Code]

I voted for Bastard, but I'm quite partial to Damnit, the German curse Shizer, and the Finnish expletive Perkele. I like the Japanese insult Baka as well. It's fun to say.

 

[Rusty pumpkin]

I got 2
"No shit sherlock..." for when someone says something obvious or stupid.
Otherwise, I call em a twat.

 

[Ilikemilkshake]

i use all of them frequently apart from ***** and ass, they're just too american for my taste

 

[AceAngel]

Ahem, well...mine is kinda mean since I say curse words in groups (adds more flavor).

Ahem, 1-2-3

"Sodding pathetic miserable ****!"

 

[Shirokurou]

The F word.

Also lately I've been using AVGN's "fuckanauts and astrobastards" a lot.

 

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

Damn. So many uses for it!

 

[open trap]

I say the word "******" once a day. Im not racist either, its just a fun word which i call my close friends jokingly (they are all white)

 

[Lunar Templar]

I have to say "fuck," just because of it's versatility.

This old flash animation explains it all.

it appears all that i would have said, has been said
so simply 'damn,ninjas'

 

[SeriousIssues]

Prick.