Bum plunderer's fun to say, but bastard and fuck are two of my favourites, simply for versatility and the fact that they're just fucking fun to say, ya loveable bastards
Also, cock goblin. And 'Holy jumping fucking shitballs, batman!'. I could go on.
Feth.
Nothing beats a good feth a the right fething time.
...what the feth is that smell?
I haven't smelled anything like that since burning things in a science lab...
Oh frak.
That being said, I tend to string a bunch of them together - so we end up with what sounds more like a satanical incantation from a cocainehyped porndirector than anything else.
Basically a few synonyms of carefully chosen parts of the human body, along with stuff that would make Jesus shave his beard and pick up a guitar and play the blues.
I heard in the USA '****' had more power and is considered far more obscene. Hence why it's not used in films much because some people are very offended by it.
**** is the only swear word that actually shocks anymore. People have become desensitised to swearing, and I often get told that '****' is too harsh a word.
People, it's a swear word. It isn't supposed to be nice.
I see myself using cuss words as they are intended to be used: as reinforcements to my statements with a shock-value. That is why I rarely swear because if I did the actual meaning would wear off and they'd become just a bunch of words like any other. So when I do swear, people tend to startle because they rarely hear me do it. That being said, I usually use swears in 'funny' context like "what the burger flipping fuck was that?"
On the actual topic though, I voted on "other" for my favourite English cuss is "twat".
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