Poll: Your favourite curse word. (No kids or easily offended people).

[Matt-Sama]

Cursing/Swearing is a big part of how we use language and how we use it to express ourselves.
I was wondering what your guys' favourite curse words are and why you use them and like them.
My most used are 'fuck', 'bastard' and 'bloody' by far. I'm aware some people don't feel that 'bloody' is a real swear word but I use it as a softer version of 'fuck'.
That being said my favourite swear is still '****'. I don't use it as often because it's not greatly versatile but when I do I feel as if I have such power. Nothing feels better when it comes to relieving stress than shouting "FUCKING ****!" when you're horribly angry.

If you don't swear or completely object to it then why? It's completely understandable I just want to know people's reasons.

 

[Neonbob]

I think "fuck" has to be my favorite. You can use it in so many ways, and it still feels satisfying to say.

 

[Ickorus]

Bleh.

(Edited because it did eventually appear)

 

[Macheteswordgun]

I find asshat to be a funny one or gobblecocker is a pretty amusing one also

 

[Ickorus]

I keep posting shit but it's not coming up as posted when it returns to the page.

'Fuck' tends to be the one I most use, don't really have a favourite as I don't like swear words. (Despite using them constantly!)

 

[Phlakes]

Douchenozzle if you count it. I don't swear that often (meaning at all IRL), so I can't think of any others.

 

[Pyode]

I have to say "fuck," just because of it's versatility.

This old flash animation explains it all.

 

[Soviet Steve]

Arse is probably my favorite.

 

[Candidus]

You cock juggling double twat.

Catches people off guard, gets laughs, and as a whole can be said with as much vehemence as 'Bastard'. It's also versatile. Calling people a "double" anything is good- I'm sure we all know the famous one.

 

[LawlessSquirrel]

Frick! Damn! Bloody hell! Curses!

...I've not got the most expletive-heavy personality.

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

Feth.
Nothing beats a good feth a the right fething time.
...what the feth is that smell?
I haven't smelled anything like that since burning things in a science lab...
Oh frak.

 

[o0BigDave0o]

fudge... cus i dont swear

 

[fenrizz]

Scheise.

I'm not German though, but I like it.

Other than that I often use the Norwegian equalant of ****, fitte.

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

I try more creative names. Take a random noun and a swear word, see how many people get offended.

For a plain swear, "fuck".

 

[Furious Styles]

****.

It just feels aggressive, really good for expressing anger.

 

[Woodsey]

Fuck.

Its always fuck.

 

[Leg End]

I think "fuck" has to be my favorite. You can use it in so many ways, and it still feels satisfying to say.

You just ninja'd me and possibly the whole thread. Fack. XD

OT: As said, Fuck. You can use it in so many ways. It is perhaps the most versatile word in the English language.

 

[ChildofGallifrey]

Fuck, obviously, will be the big winner here for most people, myself included. As others have pointed out, it's just a very versatile word.

After that, probably ****, though I don't use it terribly often. It doesn't have as much force behind it here in America as it does in Europe, but it still gets the point across.

I like to be inventive and come up with my own custom swears, derived from combinations of other swear words. It's a fun party game after about 6 shots.

 

[Forlorn Guardian]

Asschabs. Best curse word ever. Of all time.

 

[KingofallCosmos]

I'm dutch, so it would be "Godverdomme" (Goddamn). There's something very stress relieving about the guttural sound. We also like to throw around diseases.

In english? I like "cocksmoker", there's something inexplicably arrogant about that word.

Edit: I remember now, it was from that Queens of the Stone Age concert. Something like "Hey cocksmoker, eat a bag of dicks." in a very casual tone.