Poll: Your Favourite Greek God?

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Rex Fallout

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Its hard for me to say who my favorite greek god or goddess is, but then I saw Kratos and thought ugh! I cant vote against you! You'll hape me with Zeus' bolt!

On a funny side note, a while back I went to see Percy Jackson and the Olympians in theatres, and at the part where they are on Olympus and talking to the gods and things, my friend leaned over and said, "How wierd would it be if a bald white guy with a red scar just walked along the back of that scene, and all the gods got real quiet and then when he left they continued their sentences from where they left off?" Its a pretty funny image when you think about it. You know that Percy would have been all like- "Who was that?" And Zeus would have just shook his head and said, "We dont talk about him- he scary."
 

Daverson

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Dionysus! (known as "Bacchus" to the Romans)

He's the God of alcohol and "organised madness", what's not to love about a good bit of drunken anarchy! =D
 

Rex Fallout

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Zeus is an overated pervert of the ancient Greece... he had sex with everything.. no wonder Hera became such a *****.. :p

The biggest badass was Pluto..
Hades is the name of his domain (the underworld).. He was one of the first born of the Titans and he was so cool and dark , he didnt even bother to go to the luxurious Olympus..
He liked his privacy down in his domain..

But my favourite is Hephaestus because he looted the fire from gods and brought it to us!
After that, Zeus deformed his face.. :(
Actually Hephaestus was a beautiful God and his wife was Aphrodite...
Actually his name is Hades, pluto is the roman equivelant. The underworld just shared his name once he took charge.

And no Prometheus brought the fire down from Olympus (he was a titan) and his punishment was to be chained to the ends of the earth and to have his eternal organs eaten by a giant eagle every day, and then because he was immortal, he would grow them back at the end of every day.

Hephaestus was deformed because Hera didnt like him when he was born and then threw him off of Olympus as a baby. And Aphrodite is a whore, she cheated on Hephaestus all the time with Ares.

The only fact you really got right was the whole Hades being the first child thing.
 

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Charon of course!
He even wants money from the dead people!
Nnnnnnnnnnot a god... but never mind:

Remembering with fondness: Charon & the ferry in Clash of the Titans (1981). One of the few times he's been represented entirely without flesh.
 

Ledan

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Hades.
He's one of the Greater gods, yet he got tricked by his two brothers. He's misunderstood and is stuck in the underworld.
 

MetalDooley

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Dionysus - god of winemaking,wine,ritual madness and ecstacy.As someone who enjoys a bit of drunken revelry he's right up my street
 

CG

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Seriously no Hephaestus option? Just in scrolling down here I've seen his name a good 5 times. I mean, the guy basically blackmailed his way into marrying the goddess of love. It doesn't get better than that!
 

AbstractJuggler

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Dionysus, because when you're God of Wine, Theatre, and Ecstasy, there is no competition for being the most awesome God ever.
 

Shirokurou

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SckizoBoy said:
Shirokurou said:
Oh now it's on...
LOL, didn't expect that response!

Sorry mate, only know the one anime 'Athena'.
First was Athena from Saint Seiya aka Knights of the Zodiac
Second is Athena Asamiya from the King of Fighters video games
 

dkyros

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Yay!! there was actually a Kratos option so I'm not just being that guy.
Zeus was pretty badass killing his father so if for reals I'll go with him. Also, he was kind of a player.
 

Maphysto

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Fuck every Greek god. They're all assholes. Seriously, read the Iliad and you'll start hating those fucks.

Norse gods are much better anyway.