Poll: Your own execution

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paragon1

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Strap me to a bomb headed for Afghanistan. I'd love to be able to flip of some Taliban assholes before I die.
 

GammaZord

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Firing Squad a la Stringer Bell in Season 3 of The Wire

As soon as they're about to shoot I yell a bad ass "Get on with it motherf!!"

and then die.
 

Loves2spooge

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GammaZord said:
Firing Squad a la Stringer Bell in Season 3 of The Wire

As soon as they're about to shoot I yell a bad ass "Get on with it motherf!!"

and then die.
"You still don't get it, do you?"
 

KindOfnElf

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I'd like to die in kung-fu style. Like have a fight, and my opponent to make some extra fast finger move, and disconnect the flow of energy through my chakras. I wanna know how it feels.
 

TheBoulder

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People here on the Escapist are surely masochistic. Firing squads are unreliable. People make mistakes and miss, leaving you with a bullet in your crotch, one in your shin and one in your stomach. While you're screaming of pain and pleading for death, the squad is deciding who will walk over and shoot you in the face. It's not a good death. It fucking sucks.
 

Baldry

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Well lets see, I have my list here... After having my fingers removed my arms are then ripped off and are then hung using them...One day, we'll find a way!

Queen Michael said:
One word: Batman.
Or this!
 

Escapefromwhatever

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I'd do what the guy from The Obsolete Man episode of The Twilight Zone did. I won't tell you, so as not to spoil the episode, so go check it out for yourself.
 

Exterminas

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I would prefere being shot, as I don't consider it as humiliating as the rest. Strange to think about it.
 

oreopizza47

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i read this one awesome suicide method once, and decided that it would be a good way to go.

it went; string some pianowire infront of you on a tall building, and tie a sturdy rope around your feet. then put glue on your hands, and loop your arm around the wire so it wouldn't cut your arms. then, when you jump off, you'll be upside down holding your decapitated head and scarring some poor sap for the rest of their life.

so seppuku, technically.
 

Sam G

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Swordfight to the death with a hundred other dudes, armed with only a wooden katana.
Sure it'd be futile, but I'd be remembered forever as the guy who cut down 53 other dudes with a heavy stick before meeting his end!

Nonononono, changed my mind. I wanna ride on the back of an atomic bomb as it drops, all the while waving a cowboy hat around my head!
 

Artina89

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The guillotine. With "The headless waltz" by Voltaire playing in the background. It seems quite appropriate.
 

Doc Cannon

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Probably some extra potent poison... if it exists. Like in Jurassic Park 2, those venom darts that supposedly killed you so fast you didn't even realised you had been shot.

And then strap me to a huge bomb and detonate it on the sea. Just to be sure.
 

wizzerd229

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I would want firing squad, but the all have Barrett M82's and be right up against my head.
i would never want Crucifixion, because it would be painful as fuck.