Poll: Your own execution

[Kurt Horsting]

Firing Squad, As long as they shoot me in the head, and with enough bullets to make sure they did it right.

 

[GammaZord]

Firing Squad a la Stringer Bell in Season 3 of The Wire

As soon as they're about to shoot I yell a bad ass "Get on with it motherf!!"

and then die.

"You still don't get it, do you?"

"And we aint have to TORCH his ass neither!" haha well played

 

[acosn]

I demand that I be killed by lunar crushing.


Yes. I want them to land the moon on me. That seems sufficiently manly to sate my ego.

 

[Jedoro]

Firing squad, all five men have live rounds, and they fire on my command.

 

[Loves2spooge]

Firing Squad a la Stringer Bell in Season 3 of The Wire

As soon as they're about to shoot I yell a bad ass "Get on with it motherf!!"

and then die.

"You still don't get it, do you?"

"And we aint have to TORCH his ass neither!" haha well played

"I got him Bunk... I got him and he didn't even fuckin' know it..."

Man, I've seen every season five times... I think it's time for another viewing.

 

[Lawyer105]

Penal Legion - Hey, if I gotta die, it may as well be doing something useful.

 

[ejb626]

Firing Squad by far being shot is quick and painless, I wouldn't even know what hit me.

 

[Cmwissy]

Spoiler: Death by Snu-Snu!

Damn, Ninja'd. But still - Snu Snu is best.

 

[Danielsmells]

Death by dodo.
What? Noone said it had to be possible.

 

[Iron Lightning]

Serious Answer: flash freezing
Joke Answer: naked lady avalanche

 

[Unknower]

C4. I want to go out with a bang. Also, painlessly.

Firing Squad by far being shot is quick and painless, I wouldn't even know what hit me.

What if they hit you in the arms and legs?

That wouldn't be guick nor painless!

 

[RIOgreatescapist]

request 100 chicks and get laid to death (yeah I'm ambitous)

 

[Stone Wera]

I want to be strapped with dynamite, and swallowed alive by a tyrranosaurus.
But I'd have to apologize in advance to the janitor.

 

[BuckshotArtist]

Uh, other. My religion demands I die in battle to go to the eternal paradise. So I wouldn't be on death row, I'd be gunned down in firefight.

 

[3LANCER]

Well, my first choice, clearly, is to orgasm to the point of cardiac arrest. They would have to provide a selection of potential "executioners," though.

awww,I wanted to write that

 

[Tuddle]

I would want to get killed epic-ly, by a barrage of bullets ripping through me in slow motion.

 

[skywalkerlion]

Firing squad, so I could stare down and just unnerve my executors.

 

[DanielDeFig]

I suppose Lethal injection is the safest way to ensure you're gonna die painlessly, though all the waiting and strapping down would probably freak me out way more than standing in a courtyard several meters away from a squad of riflemen. But since i doubt firing squads aim for headshots, it wouldn't be painless, then no way would i pick that or any of the other methods were a quick and painless death is not guaranteed.

Of course, the best case scenario for a non-natural death is freezing to death. Eventually u just get tired n sleepy, n then u just fall asleep in the snow, never to wake up...
Dunno if that counts as an "execution" tho.

On a side note, capital punishment is sick and wrong, whatever form it takes.

 

[CoverYourHead]

On a ship going into a black hole.

If I'm going to get taken down I'd like it to be done by the most powerful force of nature known to man.

 

[Tdc2182]

Asphyxiated by Lady Gaga with an extension cord.

... what?

I flinched a little when I read this.

I would like to die by firing squad with a cigar in my mouth for atrocities I have commited on my Filthy Free rangers. I will die laughing meniaclly.