Poll: Your own execution

[Tsunimo]

i want to die while blowing up the tsar bomb.... 250mi above earths surface

 

[direkiller]

gas chamber is the most expensive way to kill someone in the US execution arsenal if im gona die i might as well stick the man with the biggest bill

 

[Chester41585]

Firing squad. I've been shot and tazed. I'd prefer getting shot over electrocution.

 

[Dana22]

I would like to get a revolver with a single bullet.

 

[Uncle Muffles]

Chuck Norris.

 

[DarkDain]

The old mongol method, smothered to death by carpets.

 

[Tireseas_v1legacy]

Leathal injection while singing "New York, New York."

 

[CouchCommando]

If I can choose I choose death by hypothermia, I hear you get feelings of warmth & utopia towards the end, so it can't be that bad.

 

[Mortons4ck]

Firing squad. But screw the cigarette and give me a expensive Cuban. And aviators instead of a blindfold.

While I would love to answer 'firing squad' like all the other internet tough guys in the thread, I know that I, realistically, would much rather choose the the lethal injection and get it over with quickly and painlessly.

Thanks to hydrostatic shock, firing squad would be just as quick and painless as a lethal injection, if not more so.

 

[Custard_Angel]

Firing squad. From .50 Cal into the head.

 

[likalaruku]

I want to be killed in an unexpected place at an unexpected time & not see it comming. A carnival fortune teller said I would be hit by a bus while crossing the street with gigantic headphones on & an ancient walkman in my hand. (I sure do hate me some modern technology).

 

[Pegghead]

To them I would say "I want death by old age".

 

[Summerstorm]

Why do all the people want to be shot in THE HEAD?. I want to get killed by getting shot in the heart. I don't want to mess me up and make me a "nobody". Real men die by a pound of lead in the torso and a smile on their faces *g*

 

[Proctorninja]

i would want to be able to run back and forth in front of a firing squad yelling obscenities at them missing and hopefully if i made it ten rounds i get released back to the public

 

[Olfinbedwere]

..........

 

[Shoqiyqa]

Firing squad consisting of just one person: my ex. Last words: "Finish what you started."