Poll: You're a hungry vampire

[Azraellod]

bite my girlfriend then go on killing spree with her
muhahaha

Aww... how romantic...

Meh, probably kill all those people who live near me that I've always thought deserved death. That's quite a lot of the community actually, and I'm not sure if I'd be able to drink that much...

 

[IxionIndustries]

I'd probably create a cult dedicated to me, or suck the wretches dry.

EDIT: Oooh, or create my own vampiric harem..

We aren't talking about the sparklies, right?

 

[twistedmic]

Probably turn a few people than kill a whole shitload ore, all the wile staying as far away from the UK as possible to avoid running into Alucard (I've only seen the anime) because he is the biggest bad ass of the Vampire world that I've seen so far.

 

[VanityGirl]

I'd probably create a cult dedicated to me, or suck the wretches dry.

EDIT: Oooh, or create my own vampiric harem..

We aren't talking about the sparklies, right?

Yep, you're going to have an annoying girl follow you around and you will want to slap her with your mighty sparkly hand.

 

[E-mantheseeker]

I'd probably create a cult dedicated to me, or suck the wretches dry.

EDIT: Oooh, or create my own vampiric harem..

We aren't talking about the sparklies, right?

I definitely didn't have "shiny vampires" in mind with this.

I shall forgive your blasphemy.

 

[IxionIndustries]

I'd probably create a cult dedicated to me, or suck the wretches dry.

EDIT: Oooh, or create my own vampiric harem..

We aren't talking about the sparklies, right?

I definitely didn't have "shiny vampires" in mind with this.

I shall forgive your blasphemy.

Blasphemy? I am simply being prepared... A thread such as this might pull the *others* out of the woodwork.. They are lurking..

I'd probably create a cult dedicated to me, or suck the wretches dry.

EDIT: Oooh, or create my own vampiric harem..

We aren't talking about the sparklies, right?

Yep, you're going to have an annoying girl follow you around and you will want to slap her with your mighty sparkly hand.

My pimp hand shall only be sparkly when I put my rings on, and what a powerful pimp hand it shall be!

 

[ma55ter_fett]

would rather be a werewolf myself, and that preference of mine has existed for 15 years...

just saying it wasn't twilight that makes me want to be a werewolf

underworld sorta does

just want to be superstrong and super sexy

 

[hermes]

Drink the blood off some random hobo. (so long that he dosen't have AIDS)

Mmmmhh... Undead AIDS. That sound pretty bad.

I would kill a few people (and make them last) and then travel to another country. Lather, rinse, repeat...

 

[hermes]

would rather be a werewolf myself, and that preference of mine has existed for 15 years...
just saying it wasn't twilight that makes me want to be a werewolf
underworld sorta does
just want to be superstrong and super sexy

And how about the super irrational, and the super don't-know-what-happened-after-moonrise ??

 

[El Poncho]

I shall suck the blood of what ever I fancy.

 

[LeonLethality]

the only way I know how bloodlust killing rampage with my FISTS by biting everyone in sight

 

[Willwillwritehiswill]

If i were a vampired i'd stalk twilight fangirls, gain their trust and then kill them slowly, draining each and every drop from their bodies. They wouldn't come back.

 

[SomethingUnrelated]

I was going to immediately post "Yes I am", but then proceeded to read the thread post.

If i'm an immortal vampire, i'm hardly going to restrict myself. I'll feed however I want.

 

[jobobob]

I would eat a bear.

 

[Snotnarok]

The world has a lot of idiots that will go unmissed, just gotta get a list and nom nom nom.

 

[zerzxes]

I would feed on pizza! If i by some reson can't, I would die. That simple!

 

[Vivvav]

I'd turn 'em into vampires. More friends that way.