Poll: You're a hungry vampire

[Tao_Tzu]

I'd feed on whatever was necessary to keep my strength up, trying to keep a low profile and covering up my kills as accidents and arson, vampirizing a few choice beasts, preferably of the Mustelidae, i.e., Weasel, family, such as the Wolverine, to serve as my enforcers and bodyguards whilst I track down my sire (or any other vampires or denizens of the night) and learn more about my condition and the world I thought I knew...and, infecting as many pregnant women with my blood as I can to create an army of dhampirs and Daywalkers to ferret out those who would be a threat to my power.

 

[crape]

HAHAHAHHA I HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE THE TWILIGHT SERIES! DESPISE! YOU CAN"T MAKE VAMPIE BABIES! unless you kept your semen as a human an injected it into they A$$!!!! ok sorry, rant...

i would first, yes i know romantic, bite my boyfriend. THEN have a cult of followers whom i pretend like i'll change them but i won't!! hahaha but i will find a bucnh of BAMFS!!!! and change them to be my security kinda thing we will all go to transylvania and haves us a sweets castles HQs withs lots ofs topless maids carryings pitchers ofs bloods! then i'd move to alaska leavin them with the castle and rules to keep the peace between humans but.. they're allowed to eats off humans NOT killing them but i'd stick with animals mostly... mmmmmm eskimos...

 

[Trivun]

If only 'True Blood' really existed... and if only vampires really existed... That would be so awesome. Anyway, in the absence of synthetic blood, I'd probably go for animal, unless goth girls were suddenly attracted to me and wanted me to drink their blood. In which case I'd go for that

(What? I happen to think goth girls are hot...)

 

[Bourne Endeavor]

I would probably indulge myself in some mercenary work given that inhuman strength one possesses as a vampire and seek to improve and hone that strength in an attempt to make it beyond comprehension and thus eliminate my weaknesses. Victim wise, I'll follow with whatever mood I happen to be in although the likelihood would be drained dry or just enough to not kill or convert. I prefer to maintain being alone; of course every once and a while I would amuse myself with torture tactics which can be in so many ways more brutal.

Stephanie Meyer, I would rather she live, holding a preference to drive to the breaking point of insanity. It is just far more entertaining.

Seriously though, I actually am called a vampire. I have a pale complexion, my teeth have that fang appearance, albeit much smaller and I have a dislike of the sun and prefer dark or dim rooms. So besides a murderous bloodlust...

 

[LavaLampBamboo]

I'd be a vegetarian vampire and stick with soya blood. I think it's made from kidney beans.

 

[Nautical Honors Society]

Drink the blood of other Vampires to become a super-vampire, duh.

 

[Lexodus]

Get a bunch of vampire matees and go on a fucking killing spree, destroying everything in our path. And Stephenie Meyer and her screaming, pre-pubescent horde will be first.

NONE WILL SURVIVE.

 

[Lexodus]

Seriously though, I actually am called a vampire. I have a pale complexion, my teeth have that fang appearance, albeit much smaller and I have a dislike of the sun and prefer dark or dim rooms. So besides a murderous bloodlust...

Well, I'm a step ahead of you then. Oh, wait... there's also my allergy to sunlight, due to having little-to-no melanin in my skin. It takes me seconds to burn on a hot day.

 

[lwm3398]

Start war. Fight in war. End war by sucking the living shit out of everyone. Be full for about 10-20 years. Repeat.

Either this or bloodsucking vigilante.
...
Who wants to write a book?

 

[ActionDan]

I would be a Noble Vampire. I'd sip from them. If anyone has read the Saga of Darren Shan books then I'd be one of those Vampires.

 

[rokkolpo]

most definitly feed on humans and kill them.
because animals are to hairy.

iwould also make a vamp harem.eternal nightlive.

 

[rokkolpo]

Seriously though, I actually am called a vampire. I have a pale complexion, my teeth have that fang appearance, albeit much smaller and I have a dislike of the sun and prefer dark or dim rooms. So besides a murderous bloodlust...

Well, I'm a step ahead of you then. Oh, wait... there's also my allergy to sunlight, due to having little-to-no melanin in my skin. It takes me seconds to burn on a hot day.

does that not suck on an epic lvl?

 

[jpoon]

No sense in making more vampies if I don't need to, and the planet is a tad bit overpopulated. I'd start feasting on gangstas at night, not like they don't need to be killed off anyways.

 

[Iskenator67]

I'd suck the blood of anyone that was stupid. I'd probably get fat considering that's half the human population.

 

[SenseOfTumour]

I'm gonna go with the Preacher vampire, and just feed off the people who deserve it and enjoy a damn fine rare bloody steak n fries to sate the urges when there's not people deserving of draining.

I'd be concerned tho, chavs would be morally fair game as food, but I bet their blood is horrible, the average 13 year old chav already having had a 10 year diet of junk food and a good couple of years binge drinking, smoking and taking drugs.

Maybe I'll go feed off health nuts instead, they annoy me with their smug superiority and they'll probably be tasty!

 

[toapat]

Make a few more vampires to act as a... what's the word? Coven? Gang, no... Erm, Anyway I'd get lonely as a vampire, so I'd need a few friends. After I've got a few friends, I'd just suck people dry.

your thinking of bloodcult

anyway: me, well i would realize that actually turning people into vampires (although prostitutes who like the job and Nymphomaniacs might be worth it, but only as bait to eventually make a strip-club/torture lounge) would end up eventually biting me in the ass. i would just go, eat the occational bastard, and kill everyone else with incredibly painful torture.

and i would go found a separitist faction to rewrite the world order in nuclear fire

Edit: i would also figure out some way to graft into my arms retractable fully functional chainsaws like the Hidden Blades in Assassins creed, but 17 times as fucking awesome

 

[Treblaine]

Takes more than 2 litres of blood loss to kill someone, even more if you give them synthetic fluids. Why would I need to drink more than 2 litres of anything at one time?

Being bitten and drained of blood alone wouldn't turn someone into a vampire.

People seem to confuse Zombie lore with Vampire lore. Zombism can be spread by just biting, it is a disease, but to be transformed into a vampire is far more active, usually the human must drink a vampire's blood or undergo some other ritual. However, if a vampire drinks someone's blood, the victim may become under the vampire's control in some way, but usually remain human.

Other works of fiction plat fast and loose with vampire lore *cough*buffy*cough* but they are usually the works told from the perspective of vampire hunters.

 

[DJShire]

I'd be a vegetarian vampire and stick with soya blood. I think it's made from kidney beans.

And I'd feed on lots of hot chicks

 

[Spirultima]

Depends on how i feel.