Positively smashing untrue facts.

[Robert Ewing]

Did you know that if you punch a horse while barking you will gain immortality?

And that if you drive car side ways down any given street, you have the right to change your ethnicity.

And if a piece of paper is on fire in a police station, you can legally shoot a criminal in the knee. BUT ONLY THE KNEE.

If you swallow a coke can, you can become irradiated without dying.

If you like a lamppost in winter, it turns to solid gold.

It is illegal to paint a lemon orange. And it's also illegal to paint an orange lemon.


Dump your completely smashing untrue facts. Maybe mix in some true ones, to really upset people.

 

[Vault101]

playing a console makes you go blind, your hands will grow fur and its a sin

 

[Wuggy]

Did you know that seals kill 10,000 people per year? They also skin them and wear them as coats.

Not so innecent now, are they?

 

[TimeLord]

Did you know that I'm a lemon?

Steven Moffat is great at over-arcing plots.

Tennant was a terrible Doctor

 

[phantasmalWordsmith]

Hmmm...

It is a uncommonly known fact that Nikola Tesla invented blackjack. In his original rules, being named Nikola or Rufus automatically sets your score at 21 regardless of your hand

Chuck Norris's power comes from the variety of facts made up about him; the more facts are made, the more powerful he becomes.

Pineapples go excellent with gamon. They can also be distilled into a juice that can power a light bulb for two seconds, but a life support machine for 3.476764 years.

The final digit of pi, is J

The Fact Sphere got nothing on my facts

 

[Spectral Dragon]

The solution to invisibility is written in invisible ink on the front of the american constitution.

Rubbing your nipples against window glass turns them purple. And the nipples, green!

Yahtzee is actually the pope.

This thread has value in something else than hilarity.

 

[twistedmic]

Friedberg and Seltzer are highly talented movie directors and writers. Their movies are always filled with masterfully crafted dialogue, razor sharp wit and truly unbeatable drama. Clint Eastwood and Quinten Tarrintino can only dream to match Friedberg and Seltzer's movie making skill and prowess

 

[Rabish Bini]

Nicholas Cage's 'Wicker Man' remake was a good movie

 

[Robert Ewing]

Kim Jong il has a confirmed IQ of 20,000.

 

[Legit101]

......................

 

[Fanta Grape]

Nicholas Cage's 'Wicker Man' remake was a good movie

Yeah, it was. Did you see the reviews for it? THE B'S! NOT THE B'S! AH GOD, MY EYES!

On a similar note, Troll 2 was a bad movie.

 

[Robert Ewing]

Ringo star can play the drums.

 

[garjian]

im funny and creative.

 

[FamoFunk]

The Daily Mail is a fantastic, un-biased paper that truly reflects the state of the UK.

 

[Hamish Durie]

playing a console makes you go blind, your hands will grow fur and its a sin

funny people say that about masturbation to

teddy bears kil more people the real bears

I beat demon souls on the hardest difficulty in an hour......using only my c***

 

[Queen Michael]

The heavier something is, the quicker it falls.

 

[Sizzle Montyjing]

Milk feels pain.
Snails can fly.
Mobile Phones are the natural predator of Bats.

 

[Vykrel]

Licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets.