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The Daily Show, like Fox News, is real news and Jon Stewart is always right.
God is just a middle manager for a higher power.
Life is a bowl of cherries, like a box of chocolates and a *****, not what you make of it.
I had sex with Natalie Portman, twice and without using roofies.
God is just a middle manager for a higher power.
Life is a bowl of cherries, like a box of chocolates and a *****, not what you make of it.
I had sex with Natalie Portman, twice and without using roofies.
Your avatar will not be giving me nightmares tonight.Sizzle Montyjing said:
Dubstep is the most groundbreaking form of music of the 21st century.
Xenocentric is considered a word by Microsoft Word.
I've got a fever that can only be cured with more cowbell.
Did you know that if you swallow a watermelon whole, you will burst open and your subconscious will transform into a dragon?
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If you are pregnant, you are legally allowed to urinate in a policeman's helmet..and if you begin to go into labour, they are legally required to piggyback you to the nearest hospital?
ALSO
If you are pregnant, you are legally allowed to urinate in a policeman's helmet..and if you begin to go into labour, they are legally required to piggyback you to the nearest hospital?
Phantom Menace was without a doubt the greatest Star Wars movie ever made, suppassing the original trilogy, especially "Empire Strikes Back."
Gungans are the best thing ever.
Hayden Christiansen is an acting GOD. Bow before him, and he'll give you a lightsaber
Gungans are the best thing ever.
Hayden Christiansen is an acting GOD. Bow before him, and he'll give you a lightsaber
These aren't false, but are existing laws in the British government:
It is illegal to enter the House of Parliament wearing a suit of armour
It is legal to urinate in public, but only on the back-rear wheel of your car, with one hand touching the vehicle
It is illegal to enter the House of Parliament wearing a suit of armour
It is legal to urinate in public, but only on the back-rear wheel of your car, with one hand touching the vehicle
Would you mind bold facing this? I am having trouble seeing your post, and its hard enough to type as it is with my hairy hands.Vault101 said:
If one calls a friend and says "where's the tree" god will deliver bacon. if however the friend replies "what tree" time is reset to exactly 51 days before the call.
I am the Batman
Children are a rare variety of bird/insect hybrid that must be given copious amounts of ginger to avoid their hair becoming red.
parents who give there children hepatitus are in fact, doing santa's dirty work.
I am the Batman
Children are a rare variety of bird/insect hybrid that must be given copious amounts of ginger to avoid their hair becoming red.
parents who give there children hepatitus are in fact, doing santa's dirty work.
Licking a smart phone that is playing Angry Birds will unlock a pterodactyl.
Diplodocus still exist but are a hundred feet tall and live on Pluto.
charlieissocoollike is actually in Aperture Laboratories and his whole life up to this point has been a computer simulation to get 1 million subscribers.
Dogs are all inherently blue. They are dipped in dye as puppies.
People laugh at my jokes.
Diplodocus still exist but are a hundred feet tall and live on Pluto.
charlieissocoollike is actually in Aperture Laboratories and his whole life up to this point has been a computer simulation to get 1 million subscribers.
Dogs are all inherently blue. They are dipped in dye as puppies.
People laugh at my jokes.
The LHC is totally capable of creating a black hole that can destroy the Earth, because everyone knows black holes have more gravitational pull then the mass that created them.
I laughed at the pterodactyl, but maybe that was just because those are always funny no matter what context.Harveypot said:
For instance, if you type "I hope you get" into google, the second result is "I hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl"
See, it wouldn't work if it was any other animal.
People weren't saying "I'm Sparticus," Sparticus just threw his voice.
Leonidas and his Spartans did not die at Thermopylae, they had all the others leave so they could join the Persians secretly.
Hitler did not have a mustache, someone put poo under his nose and he never wiped it off. He was so angry that everything smelled like poo he started WWII.
Chris Walken had enough cowbell, but the cowbell companies paid him to ask for more.
Samurai Pizza Cats is the best show ever made.
Godzilla can't beat King Kong, despite the flammable fur and massive size difference, and the fact biplanes took out King Kong while Godzilla can withstand massive amounts of lasers and what not.
The US version of Godzilla was not a shamfur display (3 internet cookies to those that get the reference).
Eggs and ham are naturally green.
Moses and Jesus were not doing miracles, they just had access to the command console.
Leonidas and his Spartans did not die at Thermopylae, they had all the others leave so they could join the Persians secretly.
Hitler did not have a mustache, someone put poo under his nose and he never wiped it off. He was so angry that everything smelled like poo he started WWII.
Chris Walken had enough cowbell, but the cowbell companies paid him to ask for more.
Samurai Pizza Cats is the best show ever made.
Godzilla can't beat King Kong, despite the flammable fur and massive size difference, and the fact biplanes took out King Kong while Godzilla can withstand massive amounts of lasers and what not.
The US version of Godzilla was not a shamfur display (3 internet cookies to those that get the reference).
Eggs and ham are naturally green.
Moses and Jesus were not doing miracles, they just had access to the command console.
Excessive eating of chicken will make your body violently reject its cybernetic implants.
On related note, jamming a vacuum tube into your frontal lobe will make you 35% smarter.
On related note, jamming a vacuum tube into your frontal lobe will make you 35% smarter.
Dogs can't look up.(Goddammit, never mind)
That gun in the pub is loaded.
When you ***** with a melon and stick a large carrot in your ***** you can see through walls.
The universe doesn't exists.
Gaming as gone through times of genres. Where in the FPS genre now. Deal with it.
That gun in the pub is loaded.
When you ***** with a melon and stick a large carrot in your ***** you can see through walls.
The universe doesn't exists.
Gaming as gone through times of genres. Where in the FPS genre now. Deal with it.
Paradoxes are non-sequitur babysitters.
Rap is pushing the boundaries of good music.
The President is responsible for EVERYTHING that happens in the country.
Rap is pushing the boundaries of good music.
The President is responsible for EVERYTHING that happens in the country.