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DarkRyter

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People with green eyes can't see dogs.

It's quite frightening, really. They can hear the barking, but can't tell where it's coming from.
 

Lexodus

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I hate this thread so much, we need less original threads and more "You just ______d the last _______ from the last ________ you _______d." That's the best thread type ever and NEVER GETS OLD.

I'm not the messiah, I'm actually a platypus.

Scientists have bred an entirely liquid dog that has to be carried around in a bucket.
 

Thespian

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This thread was a good idea.

Off-Topic: I bet you think I'm trolling. Well I'm not - This thread is a Great idea. Amirite?
 

Lexodus

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DarkRyter said:
People with green eyes can't see dogs.

It's quite frightening, really. They can hear the barking, but can't tell where it's coming from.
You are my least favourite person ever.
 

Tiger Sora

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One in six children will be abducted by the Dutch.
Laser pointers can shoot down helicopters.
42 is the answer to everything in life.
 

MurderousToaster

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Cake is a drug which affects a part of the brain known as Shatner's Bassoon - using a psychoactive compound known as dimesmeric anderson phosphate - which deals with time perception. A second feels like a month. Sounds like fun, unless you're the Prague schoolboy who walked out into the street straight in front of a tram. He thought he had a month to cross the street.

It's a fucking disgrace. Support F.U.K.D and B.O.M.B.D, Free the United Kingdom from Drugs and British Opposition to Metabolically Bisterbile Drugs.
 

The Artificially Prolonged

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If a panda is struck by lightning the black parts turn white and the white parts turn black and it is known as a negative panda. If it is struck by lightning again the process reverses and it is known as a double negative panda or just a panda.

It is a little know fact that guitarist Keith Richards is actually a Timelord. His appearance is due to him having ran out of regenerations.

The Dodo never went extinct, the last few survivors of the species went underground and have blended seamlessly into human society.

The pyramids where originally built as a section of crazy golf course part of an alien holiday resort in ancient Egypt until budget restraints meant the project was never finished. Incidentally this is also why the surrounding area is all desert as the landscaping was also never finished.

The Earth is actually cube shaped, however because the Earth rotates so fast, to the human eye the Earth appears sphere shaped.

Despite this thread clearly being about completely made up facts it is known that 15% of the general populace will believe them to be true if they are told them by a man in a white coat and glasses.
 

Vykrel

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RobotZombieNinja said:
Vykrel said:
Licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets.
Smitty Werbenyagermanjensen, is the best name ever.
indeed it is.

fun fact: later in the episode, the animators screwed up Smitty's gravestone by forgetting the "jager" part of his name. the gravestone only said "Smitty Werbenmanjensen"
 

ShindoL Shill

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TimeLord said:
Did you know that I'm a lemon?

Steven Moffat is great at over-arcing plots.

Tennant was a terrible Doctor
hmm... true false false.

OT: in scotland you can drink at 5
if you eat a puppy you gain Superman's powers
if you purchase then kick the worlds most expensive computer AND mobile phone off a cliff, you gain mental abilities, and have two people follow you around and do your schoolwork for you.
 

Sizzle Montyjing

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shadyh8er said:
Your avatar will not be giving me nightmares tonight.
You like?
:D

About my Avatar:
staika didn't make it.
I have seen all of the episodes of a show on which it is based.
I didn't only watch one single episode when i found out it was where my avatar came from...
It's not awesome.

:p
 

Raika

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When cats knead their paws on your lap, they're trying to rend your flesh from your bones.
 

chetoos

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If Valve hadn't made Portal, they would have made an RPG about fairies.
Half Life 2 Episode 3 is being developed in Atlantis, and is about half way through, but the water keeps shorting out the computers
Team Fortress 2 is an accurate simulation of future combat.
 

Sizzle Montyjing

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shadyh8er said:
(seriously though, where's that from? your avatar i mean)
An anime which i have totally watched all the episodes of and didn't just get given too.
:p
The anime isn't called Ghost in the Shell.
*shifty eyes*
 

Epslion.Bear

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In the Uk it is legal in the northern part of Liverpool to fire a M4 carbine at police if you have permission from your mother
 

chetoos

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I am not reviving this thread.
The avengers will not be the best superhero movie ever.