Possible Zombie Alert for Australians

[WolfThomas]

Just a public service announcement for those living in the State of Victoria:

"A man has been charged with assaulting three police officers in Melbourne's CBD early this morning.

Two officers were allegedly bitten, and one is believed to have a broken knee cap, after they struggled with a man who had collapsed at a Flinders Street convenience store."

ABC News:
http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2010/01/02/2784139.htm

Sure he's probably just a meth-head not a zombie, but don't say I didn't warn you.

 

[MurderousToaster]

Steve Irwin was a zombie, that's why he died.

It's all so clear now!

 

[Cherry Cola]

I knew it would happen to them first.

Off to Antarctica!

 

[Soulgaunt]

I knew it would happen to them first.

Off to Antarctica!

No, to Madagascar, the virus won't make it there, it never does.

 

[WolfThomas]

Steve Irwin was a zombie, that's why he died.

It's all so clear now!

Pump the brakes son! The man was a national treasure!

 

[Jadak]

You neglected to mention the answer to the question I know we're all thinking. Have the bite victims begun biting others yet?

 

[1nsignia]

and here i thaught Australia was the safe place

 

[sephiroth1991]

Quick get Yahtzee out of their

 

[MurderousToaster]

Steve Irwin was a zombie, that's why he died.

It's all so clear now!

Pump the brakes son! The man was a national treasure!

Everyone in the world knows stingrays are naturally aggressive towards zombies, though.

 

[Jedamethis]

I knew it would happen to them first.

Off to Antarctica!

No! That's where the zombie penguins are!

 

[Cherry Cola]

I knew it would happen to them first.

Off to Antarctica!

No, to Madagascar, the virus won't make it there, it never does.

But Zombies don't have any body-heat, they can't survive in Antarctica!

 

[Cherry Cola]

I knew it would happen to them first.

Off to Antarctica!

No! That's where the zombie penguins are!

Damn it!

Space?

 

[feather240]

It's only Australia.

 

[The_ModeRazor]

I knew it would happen to them first.

Off to Antarctica!

No! That's where the zombie penguins are!

Damn it!

Space?

Dead Space?
Not a good idea.
Vault 666 will work for me.

 

[MurderousToaster]

It's only Australia.

But without Australia we won't have Neighbours, the TV show.

Wait, I hate that show.

 

[WolfThomas]

You neglected to mention the answer to the question I know we're all thinking. Have the bite victims begun biting others yet?

It was only a few hours ago, the virus may take a few days. I'm staying tuned.

and here i thaught Australia was the safe place

Me too, but complacency will get you Killed Zombiefied.

 

[Knife-28]

Time to start stocking up on supplies.

 

[rs2000]

I knew it would happen to them first.

Off to Antarctica!

No, to Madagascar, the virus won't make it there, it never does.

But Zombies don't have any body-heat, they can't survive in Antarctica!

There already dead - what they going to do freeze? & if they do freeze they will just come back when they defrost!

 

[feather240]

It's only Australia.

But without Australia we won't have Neighbours, the TV show.

Wait, I hate that show.

...and now you don't need to.