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Man you guys would be laughing so much if you had any idea what i was talking about.
Man you guys would be laughing so much if you had any idea what i was talking about.
Private jokes between you and your friend(s)
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Post like these piss me off. /:
/Sarcasm
I usually just yell at dumb things in class really loud like (forgot most of them though /: )
Post like these piss me off. /:
Thanks for that post...savandicus said:
/Sarcasm
I usually just yell at dumb things in class really loud like (forgot most of them though /: )
"Blame Bill." - No matter what happens, it's always Bill's fault, even if he's 2000 kilometres away.
"Should we just leave them here?"
"Yeah, we should!" - Gotta love the movie Rapid Fear, one of the worst movies of all time...
"Where's Toby?" - More Rapid Fear.
"For the love of God, press B!" - Whenever anyone's having trouble with something, be it video game related or not, one of us always chimes in.
"Go left." - Always go left.
"Should we just leave them here?"
"Yeah, we should!" - Gotta love the movie Rapid Fear, one of the worst movies of all time...
"Where's Toby?" - More Rapid Fear.
"For the love of God, press B!" - Whenever anyone's having trouble with something, be it video game related or not, one of us always chimes in.
"Go left." - Always go left.
The most common of me and my friends are, and when they are used, not when they came up, that would take way too long:
Muffins (Just randomly say to each other)
Dickcicles(Random saying again)
YOU'RE WRONG!/ No I'm Not! (When someone says something the first party disagrees with)
71(Randomly or when someone say how many, how much etc.)
Hit it with as stick! (When someone says "What should I do?")
"KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!" (Again, when someone asks what to do)
EDIT:
Muffins (Just randomly say to each other)
Dickcicles(Random saying again)
YOU'RE WRONG!/ No I'm Not! (When someone says something the first party disagrees with)
71(Randomly or when someone say how many, how much etc.)
Hit it with as stick! (When someone says "What should I do?")
"KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!" (Again, when someone asks what to do)
EDIT:
This too, magic is a perfectly reasonably answer to anything.SnippyWings said:
Me, some girls, and some Hennessy. You'll either get the inside joke among my friends or the joke will be on you.
"I live on Penguin Street." Because someone said it when we were at McDonalds at 3 in the morning and we all sat there rofling, until someone came up to ask what was so funny. We told them and they stared at us like we were insane.
There are many. Probably the most prominent from my friends back at home (I'm at uni) is continued use of the word "ass". As we're British, the usual term is "arse", but ass is simply a far more humourous word, so gets used a lot.
Brown is another. It stems from Radagast the Brown, the wizard in LotR beneath Saruman and Gandalf in the council. Over time, a friend of mine by the name of Rhodri became known as Rhodagast the Brown, the mighty Brown Sage, Brown Wizard and all number of terms. Our of this, a joking reverence of the colour brown became a regular fixture of our conversations, and the Brown Council, a group of five of us that regularly smoke together are locked in an eternal quest for the elusive 'Optimum Brown', a shade of brown so wonderous as to defy rational thinking and observation.
From this, regular usage of the word wizard entered our idiolect, and 'ass wizard' is a favoured term and convergence of the two previous jokes.
Gloriously childish, but then again, so are we
Brown is another. It stems from Radagast the Brown, the wizard in LotR beneath Saruman and Gandalf in the council. Over time, a friend of mine by the name of Rhodri became known as Rhodagast the Brown, the mighty Brown Sage, Brown Wizard and all number of terms. Our of this, a joking reverence of the colour brown became a regular fixture of our conversations, and the Brown Council, a group of five of us that regularly smoke together are locked in an eternal quest for the elusive 'Optimum Brown', a shade of brown so wonderous as to defy rational thinking and observation.
From this, regular usage of the word wizard entered our idiolect, and 'ass wizard' is a favoured term and convergence of the two previous jokes.
Gloriously childish, but then again, so are we
"A war has emerge" and "has given birth to suits to stop radiation." My friends and I were trying to make a machinima, and were working on the intro video to it. My friend was trying to write the intro but failed with some spectacular spelling and grammar errors. "A war has emerge" has become our favorite. We were then having contests to see who could read the entire intro without laughing, and no one won.
Whenever a number is said that is close to the number 17, either I or one of my friends will shout out "Seventeen!" so that everyone else in my circle of friends can hear it. This came after watching "Eragon" in school. We actually took the funny parts of that movie, edited them together, and handed it into our films class. The teacher wasn't sure how to mark it, so we got 100%!
Me and a friend tend to mock quite a bit that is on the radio. One is always wondering whether tonight is going to be a good night or not, after hearing "I've Got a Feeling".
After hearing someone on the radio say "Zerah, Zerah, Zerah" instead of "0,0,0". We constantly mock and repeat that.
A friend and I were talking about Pokemon one day, when some kid came up to us and proceeded to say, "Squirtle is cooler than Charizard... but Charizard is still pretty cool". This kid is now referred to as "Squirtle kid". We have seen him use water gun, I swear.
Me and a friend tend to mock quite a bit that is on the radio. One is always wondering whether tonight is going to be a good night or not, after hearing "I've Got a Feeling".
After hearing someone on the radio say "Zerah, Zerah, Zerah" instead of "0,0,0". We constantly mock and repeat that.
A friend and I were talking about Pokemon one day, when some kid came up to us and proceeded to say, "Squirtle is cooler than Charizard... but Charizard is still pretty cool". This kid is now referred to as "Squirtle kid". We have seen him use water gun, I swear.
"Strategic rimshot is GO! *badumtish*"
"Being a doctor is awesome!"
"42BStick"
"Annnnnd then that happened"
Mostly those combined with frequent use of the "T-Pain" voice.
"Being a doctor is awesome!"
"42BStick"
"Annnnnd then that happened"
Mostly those combined with frequent use of the "T-Pain" voice.
Black Milky White
Basically, we were forced to play telephone in gym class for some reason, and my friend started it with "All aboard the Fail train". This went all the way around the circle to me, where it had become Black Milky White.
I have no clue how either, I'm fairly sure no changes were on purpose.
Basically, we were forced to play telephone in gym class for some reason, and my friend started it with "All aboard the Fail train". This went all the way around the circle to me, where it had become Black Milky White.
I have no clue how either, I'm fairly sure no changes were on purpose.
"Just because your father abandoned you as a child!"
My dad is still happily married to my mother, and the housemate in question has even MET him.
My dad is still happily married to my mother, and the housemate in question has even MET him.