Private jokes between you and your friend(s)

[2012 Wont Happen]

Well, one time I was describing a story to someone, and I said "and I quote" and proceeded to entirely paraphrase what the person in the story had said, using nary a one of their original words. I was corrected and said, oh right, then jumped right back into the story by saying "anywhere, were was I... Oh, yeah so then she said, and I quote-" then I was stopped again.

Now anytime one of us insists upon something that is by all means completely inaccurate another one yells "AND I QUOTE!"

 

[feather240]

I can only think of one. Some guy was talking about something and I wasn't paying attention very well because I thought he was talking about flight school or something. For no reason at all I yelled at him "No, helicopters are dangerous!". It got a few laughs.

 

[floppylobster]

And you can have my larynx...

 

[CastlyFTW]

THIS CAN'T WAIT A MONTH!

 

[Keymik]

Unable to walk past a desk without shouting ''DESK OF DOOM!'' Reason is that while playing Fear 2 we walked down a corridor and i was talking and suddenly he says ''desk!'' because one came flying at him, meanwhile i was still talking at the same time which ending up sounded like ''DESK! OF DOOOOOM!'' -_- And we also sometimes call each other and say 'Yo it's me what's poppin'? ' because we heard it in GTA 4 xD

 

[ButanicXpandA]

A friend of mine made a comment that my sister was like Alien, she is normal when walking around, but when she steps inside the house, she instantly jumps into the ventilation shaft and stalks everyone in the house.

don't know how this joke came to be but we've stuck with it.

 

[Rahheemme]

HIT THE OCELOT BUTTON!

We can't eat sandwiches in the woods! There are TREES there!

Dave...simply...Dave...

 

[Spaghetti]

"BOWL OF SPINACH!!!" Why? Because my mate and I were on the London Underground, and the intercom announced a "Liquid Spillage" on the platform. We both mis-heard it and thought the intercom dude said "Bowl of Spinache". It's been a bizzare running joke ever since.

"Who did who to the what now?

"It is time for the Man-Cuddle!"

 

[SteakHeart]

"What do you mean, you don't have a sister?"

 

[Alberio]

Hey Nick, there's an extension lead. Stay calm and don't get over excited.

 

[Swicked]

Once my friend went to say something was 'sweet' then he switched to 'wicked' so what came out was 'swicked'. Now we use 'swicked' all the time when we mean something is really awesome.

 

[mitchellkenn]

ALT F4! ALT F4! no not slideshow!

 

[Sigel]

8-ball is my husband's nickname(has been for over a decade) and a group inside joke. The joke is if you pick up any 8-ball and ask "Is Ramsey gay?" it will always give an affimative answer.
Don't remeber how it got started or why but still fun to do.

 

[barryween]

-making "blaping" noises and acting like crippled inbred mutants (Rubber Johnny is where we got that from)
-Acting like we're gonna say something important, only to drop everything, do that arm gesture, thats like a circular motion while sitcking out your thumb at index finger (like a gun) and saying "Bonah!"
-Calling my dad "CC" (we make him out to be a Tyler Durdan like character)
-"Yes Indeed, Yes Indeed"
I'll try to think of more...

 

[zenoaugustus]

For my friends and me, it's lax bros. Apparently it is slightly bigger than we thought.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nqg01Nk3SYI

 

[Mozared]

Me and a female friend of me have taken to 'gnarlsbarkley-rolling' eachother (in the style of rickrolling) with the song "Crazy". It's a long story how this came into being, but I'll add in that we went so far in it that another friend of both of us actually Gnarlsbarkleyrolled both of us during out graduation event.

Also, we had a habit of doing funny greetings every once in a while. This ranged from doing a gangsta-like /point-pose and exclaiming "Yo, [name], 'sup dawg?!" to walking up to eachother, saying "hi" and then sitting down and remaining silent for several more minutes.

 

[blankedboy]

"I LOVE my Weet-bix!"

Well, we came up with an idea of an animation in which a guy exclaims "I LOVE my Weet-bix!" and then pours an entire 1kg bag of sugar on top of it, then eats the sugar and discards the weetbix.

"Cock-a-doodle-doo!"
"Hahaha I said doodle."

The second line was so unexpected that my friends cracked up.

 

[thatotherguy2]

I have a ton

Check your pocket you dumb fuck

I will beat your with a bag of purple oranges

I say that is one retarded hampster

Penis's arent funny son.......okay it is slightly

 

[General Ken8]

Sometimes, in random public places, me and my friends will act like idiots and shout random things from internet videos that we think are funny, such as Awesome Center Redux, Arby 'n' the chief, and The Gmod idiot box

Also, i asked my family at a wedding "do i look spazzy?"
I was thinking of spiffy and snazzy at the same time, and it stuck

 

[ActionDan]

"Leather, We've already had Bacon today."