MammothBlade said:
A giant parasite is going to attach to your face against your will. It will drive your body crazy, cause you great pain and inconvenience, and quite literally feed off you for 3/4 of a year. You will support that creature whether you like it or not because it is a living thing and the government said you have to.
You don't want to support it? Too bad, you don't have the choice; the face-leach's right to survive supersede your desires. Now, after the face-leach detaches itself, you can take it too a home with a lot of other unwanted face-leaches, but your body belongs to that face-leach till it decides to leave. You're an incubator, like it or not.
Of course, you could always go to a back-alley face-leach remover who will stab it with a coat-hanger in the back of his van. Hopefully he doesn't miss and hit anything vital of yours, cause, well, then you're really screwed cause what you did is illegal? Remember how good Prohibition did with stopping people from consuming alcohol cause it was illegal? Or how successful the War on Drugs is on stopping people from doing drugs? Total victory right? Cause if something is made illegal, people stop doing it, right?